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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Bladder and Bowel Institute is giving a presentation on incontinence and how to reclaim your life. They are doing so at a restaurant called Jucy's Hamburger. This feels like a Bethesda style easter egg brought to life
A generic flyer advertising an incontinence seminar at a place called Jucy Burger
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's fine that I'm just going to give up on everything and eat bread, right? A little dense in the middle, didn't rise enough. I'll figure it out. Considering the toppings and all of the herbs used in the dough, I should have chopped up a handful of pepperoni and just let it be pizza focaccia
A chunk of focaccia showing the crumb, which isn't as airy as I would like but represents a good work in progress
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I did a focaccia. Started with a recipe and immediately had to make substitutions, then decided to cook in the cast iron instead of a sheet pan. Pretty good, all things considered.
A load of focaccia cooked in cast iron with tomatoes, black olives, and onions.
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Made some adjustments, and have more adjustments to make, but no denying she's tasty. I usually make this in the instant pot, but converting to the slow cooker for the benefit of a gloriously fragrant house 💜
A small glass of equal parts chai concentrate and almond milk
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had quite a bit of sludge still at the bottom, to the point where it wouldn't filter out even with a coffee filter. So I trashed the last cup or so. I'm sure someone with more fucks to give could have powered through, but I have plenty. Mine came out super dark, steeped the tea too long 💀
Brown sludge of spices in the bottom of a bowl
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here we gooooooo Of course I immediately fucked with the recipe and used double the cardamom (crushed not ground), winged It on some of the measurements because meh. Used brown sugar because it's cheap, mixed peppercorns because I had them House already smells amazing so already winning ☕
A slow cooker showing 10 hrs remaining on low temp cook time
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Security Camera: OMG INTRUDER! SOMEONE IS HERE! SOUND THE ALARM! FLASH THE LIGHTS! 500 NOTIFICATIONS ON YOUR PHONE OMGGGG The intruder and imminent threat to my life: this bad boi doing rad kick flips and like five minutes of advanced parkour trying to get The Good Bugs.
A skunk in the backyard doing parkour to find bugs and snacks
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The evenings are getting cooler, so played hooky and went for a long ride. The camera does it no justice, but the big chonky moon is spectacular tonight. What a beauty 💜
A picture of a bright full moon peeking out over the tops of tree silhouettes. The picture is taken from a motorcycle
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
motherhuman i beg of you to bed Your Jinxie has the sleepy
Jinxie the tortie cat looking at the camera with very sleepy eyes, her head resting upon the mail scaleJinxie making a very sleepy face
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Moving a bunch of shelves into storage while its under 100F In times of struggle, look for the helpers Or whatever the hell these two are doing I guess
Two cats, Pax and Jinx, helping me move a bookshelf. Pax is lounging on the middle shelf, Jinx is displeased and sitting atop
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I desperately want to take my cats, each of them would have a different reaction. But I'll refrain. Meanwhile, your pup and my jinxie went to similar modeling schools
Jinx the tortie cat laying on her back with a paw curled adorably
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Watching the recent episode of Extra History - about the history of perfume - when this unrelated but always on point text flashes on the screen. I never doubted them for a minute, but glad to see the stance all the same. #ExtraHistory #FuckAI #NoAI
Extra History episode about perfume is talking about how people used to believe miasma theory - bad air, essentially. During the discussion about bacteria, they show an animated drop of contaminated water, which leaves a lot of blank space on the screen. Instead of leaving it a field of white, they fill the space with the following off-topic but always relevant text: 

At least chatGPT gives false information and drives people to self harm and we can't afford computers and AI art isnugly and at least it's not making our lives any easier at all I'm so glad we have "the greatest invention since fire" and it's bad and making thr Earth hotter. At least it makes ugly art no one wants!
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They're a little makeshift but pretty sure they're edible
Chicken enchiladas with cheese
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm sorry, they've already been assigned to enchiladas, which have since been drenched and cheesed and are currently in the oven. You've got like...20 minutes, plenty of time to get over here. Bring sour cream so I don't have to put on pants and go out (I have to go out 😭)
Homemade tortillas stuffed with chicken and black beans to make enchiladas
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Starting to figure out this tortilla thing, kinda.
A flour tortilla poofing up on a cast iron comal
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Part of my boat safety certification course has us customize a vessel just to be silly The names you can choose from are delicious
potential names for my silly boat: Adventure, anchorman, andiamo, aquamarine, atlantis, beauty, belle, Boaty McBoatface, Brigging Bad, Briggy Smalls, Buoys in the Hood, Carpe Diem, Dances with Waves, Dauntless, Debaitable (sic), Devocean (sic), Encore, Endeavor, Fantasea (sic)
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
These are $875 and you're worried about charging for your art?
A pair of Prada shorts that look like the Army designed a diaper
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The motorcycle-to-taco truck strategy is proving refreshing and delicious
A glass bottle coke while sitting an an ornate table waiting for food to pop out of a tiny white truck
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My buddy has a thing for Flo the insurance lady and has a very vivid imagination about the things he could make her voice do. I didn't ask for this
I'm not Kink shaming, I'm kink asking why
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And here it is unfloofified, which is less whimsical and probably suits my ✨sparkling personality ✨ a little better 😜 I did get compliments from a random stranger at the coffee shop this morning, though
Devi with a chopped layer haircut that falls beneath the shoulders
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A few hours and some nervous touching later, the curls have settled down quite a bit and it's a little more shaggy/realistic Jinxie seems to approve
Jinx the tortie cat giving Devi's hair a sniff
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's giving millennial soccer mom but that's alright 🫪😜
Devierue with chopped layers and curlsAnother angle of sameDevi with her tongue sticking out
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I have no idea why I was granted notes editing access on Instagram, but I take the sacred duty very seriously
A screenshot of instagram's note editing back end. There is a picture of OutKasts Stankonia album cover, but with Elmo and Cookie Monster muppets in place of Andre 3000 and Big Boi. My community note reads as follows: 

Allegedly, the hit single Miss Jackson was written by hip hop duo Outkast comprised of the human artists Big Boi and Andre 3000. That said, we have never seen these artists and muppet artists Elmo and Cookie Monster in the same place at the same, which means we may be looking at a Spider-Man-esque alter ego situation - it is entirely possible that Elmo and Cookie Monster (having publicly debuted long before OutKast) have been dropping sick Southern flow for approximately three decades now.
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And now we're mutuals! Thanks for the welcome. I just turned 40 this spring. I was always interested from an early age, but between time/money/life plus inherent risk, this is always such an easy thing to put aside. Glad I'm here now. I did not know how much this was missing from my life.
A grey and black Suzuki Vstrom 650 parked in a grassy spot near a tree
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This plan pretty much backfired last night, so I guess I'm trying it again. Couple hours of nap, then get up and get to work. And this time, I'm not feeding the cats dinner beforehand, so I have a handful of motivated little helpers to roll my ass out of bed. Even have a cute guy to snuggle.
Pax the gray Tabby laying on the edge of the bed in blue light
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
The bottom side of a canopy of leaves covered in color
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
107F right now Stopped into the local watering hole for a Monday-discount-burger-to-go and a little hydration during the wait At least I didn't have to think about anything for a few minutes.
A bottle of Shiner Bock beer on the wood countertop
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
TIL that water purifier attachments can get micro fractures and start spewing at random places This is definitely what I needed at this point in time. It's been like three whole days since the last thing in this place broke.
A water purifier attached to my kitchen sink with an invisible crack squirting water
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm not Kink shaming, I'm kink asking why
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Had a quick first date with my girl crush this evening; she's slick and cool and self-assured and doesn't hesitate to step into the game. Might have to make it official. 🥰
A Suzuki Vstrom 650 in silver and black
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Casually browsing for gear, looking for a little protection as rides get longer/highway speeds these have no CE cert/protection but the algorithm may or may not have caught on to my secret sparklegoth bullshit
a motorcycle style combat boot with black sole and shiny dark purple body.
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh, so that's what the tiny cabinets above the fridge are for
Pax the tabby cat tucked into a little cabinet space above the fridge where he is VERY MUCH NOT ALLOWED
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm tired, I'm cranky, I haven't eaten yet today. Don't want to sacrifice coin on takeout, and no hot water means I really don't want to dirty dishes, but hey! Frozen pizza in the chest freezer! Which encapsulates today's mood nicely.
A Frozen pizza that apparently partially thawed and somehow smooshed/folded in on itself in the packaging.
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
As always, the situation has developed.
A few floorboards where the water heater sat, pulled up to expose pipes. One of the pipes split, so a chunk of pipe has been removed and is being replaced.
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It's a billion degrees but it's important to support small businesses, you know 😜 Plus motorcycle means it's breezy 🔥
A food truck with tables chairs snacks and coolers
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My Jinxie tortie went from a chonky 12 pounds to barely 5 while we treated her kidney troubles. I know this pain well. Take heart, they can improve. Jinx is back to a beefy 12lb pork chop (she should be about 9-10) and sassy as can be. We're here to talk if you need to vent. Both sending our love.
Jinx the tortie cat laying on her side, little paws curl up over her chest
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Today, self-care included riding through a huge swarm of fireflies as the sun faded away puttering around backroads, listening to the night come alive with sound, exchanging thoughts with that big beautiful moon and grabbing a little caffeinated treat to help finish out my night in the lab.
A weird angle shot of the tank of a motorcycle, a Cherry Coke zero balanced near the handlebars. It's dark, the scene is illuminated by a nearby flood
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Egg in a nest - but my mother's family calls these Gashouse Eggs.
A plate with a slice of bacon and a slice of toast with the center cut out and an egg in the middle, drizzled with ketchup
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Shenanigans.
Picture taken from a motorcycle, currently in neutral and parked on the side of the road. Taking a shenanigans break
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Don't tell Jinxie but sometimes I hang out with another pretty girl 👀
Avery the gold lab laying on her tummy in the grass, looking at the camera and being absolutely adorable with her big silly nose
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
brb, taking a little break to go play in the twilight
The view while sitting on a motorcycle. Red motorcycle with black and silver trim, silver handles.
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is what it looks like over here when I respond to your emails. Unhinged management style
Jinxie the tortie cat sitting on my lap, staring up at me as I attempt to use my keyboard
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I didn't believe the hype for years I was such a fool Frozen grapes are the BEST and will now have a permanent place in the freezer
A bowl full of red and green grapes hanging out on the top shelf of my freezer
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
While I'm fucked if I get injured, that's true whether I wreck my car or twist my ankle for whatever, so might as well live a bit. I've been waiting for the stars to align, and how: Good build for learning my red 🍒 my price range (half a song) And a few other signs that meant for it to be mine 😜
A Deadpool face logo incompleted, covering up a fade spot on the back of the motorcycle
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Just took it for my first ride - been needing something like this for years now. Pretty sure it's going to stick😜 Still getting the hang of a clutch, indulged in a few California stops - small town privilege, I guess. Also already jumped the hill to the cop shop parking lot, so I remain On Brand 🏍️
A little red honda rebel 250 motorcycle parked in my carport. It has black and silver accents and a black leather seat.
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My mom asked to borrow some eggs Here's the real test to see if the neuroticism is genetic or not (it very much is, this is going to be delightful)
A container for a dozen eggs containing six eggs staggered in alternating bottom row to top row
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
they are pretty awesome, yeah!
Omen the tuxedo laying in a box, his whiskers white and unrulyTuxedo cat sitting in profile, his white whiskers very longAnother angle of omen laying in a box with the unruliest whiskers I've ever seenOmen laying on a piece of paper, looking into the camera with yellow green eyes and triumphant white whiskers
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Omen eventually settled in next to me but was obviously not happy, so I turned on a YouTube channel for cats (mice roaming In and out of holes, bird sounds) and he's been content for a good hour Just moved closer to the tv after I took this, I may have to intervene to save the TV
Omen the tuxedo cat laying on a couch, watching the television
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It's 9000 degrees I'm tired and cranky but the taco truck beckons Also have fresh flowers, tomatoes, tomatillo, and watermelon from their farm They grow watermelons so big that I need to clean out a full shelf in my fridge before I can take one home. Tomorrow's mission is clear 🍉
A taco truck parked under a metal shell with coolers and racks of Mexican treats, plus a cute little seating areaA trailer full of gigantic watermelon
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Lessons such as: It is totally fine to not do this in the worst lit room you can find Hovering over your keyboard is fine, why clear a workspace? Cats jumping to help will inadvertently make permanent decisions Decade old Jacquard inks can only do so much Change blade sizes you impatient bitch
A black and white linocut print next to the print pad, where the image is created in reverse. The image is a cat licking its paw and donate text reading all cats are beautiful. Same linocut print in monochrome next to one in a gradient from l blue to purple to PinkA couple of copies of the same print in gradient version
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