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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.

In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social

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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 1h

you ever see a past post you made and nod along like "yeah so true"

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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We don't talk enough about the soundtrack of Fuck's Quest II, which was clearly made by someone who understands how to compose music and used that knowledge for evil

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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 2h

If you haven't left a review please do so too! It may be a long road for it to reach Overwhelmingly Positive, but every review helps and it helps for people to see more recent reviews too!

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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 3h

If you watched that and went "gosh this game sounds wild, I'll wait for it to go on sale before I buy it though", well it's on sale for 50% off right now so put up or shut up (please) store.steampowered.com/app/1963010/...

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Save 50% on Purgatory Dungeoneer on Steam

Purgatory Dungeoneer is a townbuilding roguelite RPG about plundering a psychic hellmaw for personal closure, and the resources to build a village beyond the grave.

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Skele₊ ⭐⚪️💜⬛ @skelemann.bsky.social · 14h

God my brain is so fried this is the funniest shit I have seen all week, I was bawling my eyes out and could barely breathe (deadlock)

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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 3h

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Save 50% on Purgatory Dungeoneer on Steam

Purgatory Dungeoneer is a townbuilding roguelite RPG about plundering a psychic hellmaw for personal closure, and the resources to build a village beyond the grave.

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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 4h

Evasion (along with many other QoL adjustments) are able to just outright be toggled in the options menu Yeaaah, picking up and streaming this on the Switch 2 when I have the money

A close-up from the Squidville episode of Spongebob where Squidward is grinning and biting his lip with his eyes half-lidded.

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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 5h

Ended up still having to go through the legal people to pay it online but whatever, that should be that done and over with forever, fuckin' hell

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 6h

Happy I Can't Fucking Figure Out Who Anyone Is Because You All Changed Your Display Names month to all who celebrate

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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 6h

Remembered the Dynasty Warriors 3 remaster came out today too. About to spend a lot of the day watching streams and living vicariously through others (though I also want to see how important the new dodge mechanic actually is before I wishlist it)

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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 7h

Also realized all of my games are on sale on Steam as part of the Autumn Sale, so please pick them up if you haven't yet. Would like to reach a point where paying a $42 fee doesn't make me have to tighten my food budget store.steampowered.com/search/?deve...

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Steam Search

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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 7h

Got a reduction so only have to pay $42 now, which is still an appreciable amount for me (especially this month) but it both clears the only ticket I've ever had and goes directly to the court rather than that fuckass legal company

An Adjusted Court Order from the Sacramento courts showing a granted fine reduction from 142 dollars to 42.

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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 23h

Also if you haven't gotten the game yet, its four year release anniversary is a week from now, and the game often goes on sale around that time

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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 17h

I was thinking of this just the other day; glad to know it's because there's a second plane

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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 22h

This is why. The content was restricted to age 18+ because of this (CENSORED) reference to people having sex. in a video that is like 50% footage of mass shootouts. which is exactly a point made in the video, in the segment that was restricted.

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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 22h

End the death penalty everywhere.

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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 23h

Also if you haven't gotten the game yet, its four year release anniversary is a week from now, and the game often goes on sale around that time

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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

>>>>>>win first playoff series in 20 years

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Ash Wednesday @ashwednesday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Qliphah in Providence's Shadow is a masterstroke of being decisive about scope It is like, just VN sequences and battles. Like they straight up just asked what is this game about? A story and a combat system. So fuck it we can cut everything else.

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Anna 🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Are you a cis man feeling disgusted at the news? Good. Use that. Talk to your fellow men about what you're going to do to make our industry and our world safer. And then actually do it. You may lose friends or opportunities, but a better and safer industry and world starts with you.

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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

which also means some things for jobs and gov't support like food stamps don't think I exist because they use Experian to verify identity, and that uses your credit score to check if you exist

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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The fun thing about having been homeless is that I'm willing to beg before taking on debt, to where I'm 37 and still don't have a credit score

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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Annoying to have Paypal keep asking if I want a business loan like I'm poor but you don't need to be trying to capitalize on that

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

someone was like "a screenshot of your essay is doing numbers on X" and I tried to ignore it but I broke and looked and it was so nice! it was sandwiched between some prominent racist defending himself for being outed as having a half-Trinidadian child ❤️

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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

*watch the Dudley taunt in the first round miss* oh that's a wake-up super that's going to kill *5 seconds later* yuuuuup

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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Funny to see this pop up in my recommended because whenever I see a Makoto thumbnail I wonder if it's @arlieth.com and this time it is www.youtube.com/watch?v=79m2...

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Max gets DESTROYED by Makoto

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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 30/09/2026

*notices there are only like 160 things hosted on here...* ...alright, fuck it, new spreadsheet

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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

How am I holding up? Well I just got up from a three hour midday nap, so we'll see what I make of the day at all at this point lol

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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

But yeah, there's different weapon styles largely based on DW3 if memory serves, and there's various types of maps both PvP and PvE from defeating officers to KO count to siezing forts to a point system that involves everything, all which care about different stats. Very fun game.

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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

like the weapons had durability so you'd have to replace them and the 4-5* versions were something I never saw because of the price, kinds of monetization Looking at this they seem to keep the repair mechanic in but make it much more effective which is good

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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Neither did I but I first saw it 15 years ago when I thought to look up if there was anything like a "dynasty warriors online" and found that not only was there but it was official! But they also never advertised it and the monetization made it rough to play

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.

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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Of COURSE this is slop, like for fucks sake UGH. I don't understand why the fuck any indie team needs to use AI 'to help them refine art' you're a fucking indie team making things with Unity assets oh my god just fucking use the artists you say you have ITS NOT HARD TO FIND IMAGES OF OLD VHS TAPES

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

All those used bookstores that are getting bulk orders from AI book-shredding companies have a golden opportunity to do some data poisoning, I'm just saying

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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's funny that I am very much not an online/multiplayer game person, but I got back into Phantasy Star Online this year since finding out there's a private server for that, I occasionally play Black Survival since there's one for that too, and now this what a wild time

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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Thought this was some DW3 remaster stuff early but then I realized no, this is a rebirth of Dynasty Warriors Online About to give so many Lu Bu's Halberd players PTSD as I show up with Nu Wa's Rapier and just duel them down www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zjx...

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DWO Reborn Showcase - Quality of Life 1

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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yeah can I get a bottle of uhh

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мальчик-гей @riz0me.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"To be fair, I'm not doing so great with men. I told my most recent date that I was working on a novella. 'Because you're Mexican?' he asked. I asked what he meant. 'Isn't a novella a Mexican novel?'" -- oh wow

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Sassafras @sasuga.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I thought I wasn’t going to do a romance in this game because I’m not into any of the haunted 20-somethings in the game, but then I met Blorph and I think we can make it work

Blorph, a humanoid slime monster talking about how he got scared by a rat and screamed so loud he almost woke up Cthulhu

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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Someone dropped a big tip on one of my itchio games so thanks a bunch because that's about a week's worth of groceries for me

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Attack Magic Item Run

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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

In case you want to start your week off with a six hour dive into Purgatory Dungeoneer's 420 different characters and a tier list that covers all of them, that sure is an option for you (script and game in the description if you aren't watching all that) www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIay...

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Purgatory Dungeoneer Tierlist of all 420 characters (not joking)

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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I hope everyone has a Hussein

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