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DeusTex

@deustex.bsky.social
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I'm one with The Force and The Force is with me. My Devlog: deustex.itch.io/chromatchik Lover of music, scifi, gaming. Hobbyist indie game dev. Tom Hall thinks my memory management bugs are “spectacular.”

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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 37m
My Uber is here.
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Serenity Spaceship in Flight from Firefly
ALT: Serenity Spaceship in Flight from Firefly
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 39m
When that will take hours:
Captain Jean-Lic Picard of the USS Enterprise from Star Trek: The Next Generation saying “That will take hours.”
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 6h
A peek into what's cooking. Decided to stop being a chaos goblin and use Notion to properly plan,execute, and document my design of my next game. Chromatchik is a block pushing/matching puzzler in Love2d. Inspired by classic puzzlers. Pre-production ended yesterday, production is officially begun.
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 7h
Dracula's castle from the new Castlevania game, with stylized text that says We have Been trying ot reach you concerning your vehicle's expired warranty, in the same font and style as Castlevania's current logo
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 8h
My city's subreddit posted a pic of a Nazi fuck driving his Nazi truck casually down the highway here with literal swastika bumper stickers, Nazi slogans, death threats, and antisemitic messages on it. Like guy is just driving this shit in broad daylight around hundreds of cars. I hate everything.
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 11h
Being John Malkovich For Tax Purposes
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 16h
He *is* helping to pay for it himself... by insisting their bribery go to the ballroom instead of his pocket directly as usual. Fucking snakes all the way down.
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 15/10/2026
Buckle up for this fever dream: MrBeast went on Shark Tank and invested in an AI powered toy called Ball 2. Not only is this just a ball with AI shoved in it for basically no reason other than to justify $65 prices, but the battery is non-chargeable and non-replaceable.
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MrBeast Joins The Sharks And Likes What He Sees!? | Shark Tank US | Shark Tank Global
YouTube video by Shark Tank Global
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14/10/2026
IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:
DOGS CAN PEE ON THE YARD 
IT'S TOTALLY FINE 
THAT'S HOW DOGS WORK 
SCIENCE IS REAL 
DOG SCIENCE 
THEY PEE PLACES
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 15/10/2026
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 15/10/2026
Smart fridges hacked. AI distributed inferences across toasters and TVs. Data collection, privacy violation. Will Adama was right. Networking is a mistake. A vulnerability that we all just casually let into our homes and lives. I only have 2 smart TVs and I'm going to sever their internet access.
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 15/10/2026
POV: You just explained what a smart fridge is to Adama
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Battlestar Galactica: Intense Stare
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 15/10/2026
No, actually, they cannot do this.
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 15/10/2026
Truly. And that's exactly why my current game project is intentionally *colorful* as *fuuuuuuuuck*. In fact, my games are gonna be all color and whimsy from here on out for the foreseeable future
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 14/10/2026
I already don’t buy anything on Epic Games. I have found their business practices abhorrent. But now they’re vibe coding the new version of their launcher and if I could boycott them any more than I already do, I would
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 14/10/2026
Finally fixed the touch controls issue on iPhone. Well, that was an experience. Next up, gotta build the mechanics I did not port over from my old Pico-8 game.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/10/2026
Smoothie Shop Workers Not As Excited For Man’s Birthday As Marketing Email Made It Seem theonion.com/smoothie-shop-workers-…
Smoothie Shop Workers Not As Excited For Man’s Birthday As Marketing Email Made It Seem
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 14/10/2026
I love that the best they've got at this point is "I dunno, Talarico's kinda gay to me." Bro, we couldn't care less if he was. They have basically nothing else at this point and it's hilarious.
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 14/10/2026
And my parents said I'd learn nothing from video games
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 14/10/2026
It's as if blowing up random boats without any sort of due process is an ineffective idea that only buffoons would expect to work
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 13/10/2026
Absolute jump scare
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 13/10/2026
Know what blows my mind? People talk and talk about opposition to MAGA, then buy ModRetro devices. Or review the new Dell XPS. Or justify staying on or returning to X. There's no ethical consumption under capitalism, but that's not an excuse to not try anyway. Stop lining the pockets of evil.
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 13/10/2026
To quote our parents in their 90s era: "Don't believe everything you see on the internet."
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 13/10/2026
Damn. The loss of a legend. RIP, Levelord. I feel like I need to return to "The Abyss" and pay my respects on site of his brilliance. He was the inspiration for teenage me getting into building Duke3d levels myself
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 13/10/2026
Hot damn. Absolute banger. Get off X.
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 13/10/2026
It was always madness to bundle these with SD cards packed with hundreds of ROMs. Just sell it with the OS and device bundled, let customers source their own ROMs. Problem solved. For the manufacturers, anyway. ESA can get fucked.
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 13/10/2026
Exit light Enter right Take red pill Off to secret MAGA land
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 13/10/2026
3rd grade. It's when I started to get picked on. Turns out it's weird to like learning, read comic books, like Star Trek, and build models. I had no idea, I was just being me. It did not go well.
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 13/10/2026
What should I have been doing today? Fixing my busted iPhone touch controls. What did I do instead: Reworked an arpeggiated sound effect to get that twinkle just right. I’ll be on task tomorrow
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 13/10/2026
“We build systems to protect the innocent and punish the guilty. But when the sword of justice becomes an instrument of malice, when we lose the ability to distinguish between judgment and vengeance, we step into a darkness from which there may be no return."- The Quality of Mercy, The Outer Limits
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 13/10/2026
Like, when they're caught in a data center Flambé or
A news chiron from Bluesky, reading that "Palantir CTO says AI researchers smoke"
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 12/10/2026
God, I needed that laugh
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 12/10/2026
In 2019 SNL fired Shane Gillis for remarks he made on his podcast. Lorne was unaware that on his podcast Shane had made fun of Asians, done racist accented voices, and called other comedians he doesn’t find funny gay slurs. I need someone to explain to me why they keep bringing him back as a host.
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 12/10/2026
This isn’t investigation, it is intimidation. It is DOJ weaponization. It is racist, it is xenophobic. It is evil. What is a DOJ raid of her home supposed to tell feds about her father possibly filling out a form wrong when she was a child? Don’t fall for this shit.
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 12/10/2026
Oh no no no no no. No no no. No. Bro, no.
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 12/10/2026
Is it just me, or is writing an itch web game an absolute nightmare when testing in iOS Safari? Between itch's frame embed and Safari's hiding address bar, touch coordinates reporting is so detached from reality. "I know," I said. "I'll learn to program for fun," I said. "It'll be awesome," I said.
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 12/10/2026
I unironically enjoy low budget syndicated 80s/90s scifi. I was homeschooled from grades 7-12. I unironically stan William Shatner’s Has Been album. My favorite pizza is pepperoni.
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Ben Lesnick @banditloaf.wcnews.com · 12/10/2026
We made Kotaku! kotaku.com/ea-producer-...
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EA Producer Announces Wing Commander 3 Remaster
Using recently discovered master tapes of its live action sequences, one of the crown jewels of '90s PC gaming could make an unexpected comeback
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 11/10/2026
Yeah, Co-Producer BRAD YACOBIAN. Where's Harry?
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 11/10/2026
We're apparently also getting Wing Commander III 30th Anniversary Edition: Kilrathi Saga FMVs sourced and upscaled Community Enhancement Patch added 60fps Controller support HUGE props to @chorby.org for breaking the scoop! This is huge news for us old Wingnuts
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 09/10/2026
There is no ethical consumption under capitalism but baby, this will make it so, so much worse. From farm equipment to boats, trains, 18 wheelers, literally every product on shelves will make us complicit in Russia's war on Ukraine. I don't want this blood on my hands & there's no way to prevent it.
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 09/10/2026
Started working on a new Pico-8 puzzler project but then realized I think I need more screen real estate for my vision to come true. Guess this will be my first Love2d project. Gonna try stretching my Lua wings
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 09/10/2026
This is fucking hilarious. 10/10, perfect bit.
minesweeper.mikelacher.com
Triple-A Minesweeper
Sweep to survive in the action-packed, AAA reboot of the classic puzzle game.
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 09/10/2026
Artificial intelligence Lake Ontario Gulf of Mexico Department of Defense The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts 2020 election loser, convicted felon, dumbest fucking person on earth Donald J. Trump. Come get me, Donnie. Come get me. Make me call it SI.
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 09/10/2026
I subscribed to Mayim on YouTube years ago because I expected interesting neuroscience stuff. Then I unsubscribed when I realized it’s all woo and alien talk. No thanks, I’m gonna continue to ride with Skepchick
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 09/10/2026
Super Evil Brothers
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DeusTex @deustex.itch.io · 08/10/2026
They are absolutely planning to ban that.
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
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