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Detective Steak

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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 5h
oh man 😂
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 23h
Federal holiday saves the day
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Don't threaten me with a good time
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WaterBluSky 🇺🇸 🌻 🇺🇦 @waterblusky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Cloudfare: Russian troll activity on X drops to 49%, after Ukraine strikes Yandex Russian data center. 🤖 🫤 Could this disrupt the midterms for the GOP?
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Least self aware man on earth
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No matter how many times he has sex with this woman, she won't be his daughter
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Naked corruption
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
New questions, same as the old questions
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ok I used to be gas cooking pilled because radiant electric stoves are straight dogshit... But induction cooking is just strictly better than gas. It's faster, almost 100% efficient, and doesn't pollute your house.
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Maybe they should... Prevent the event instead of preparing for the fallout (literal?)
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stolen Intelligence
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stupid Intelligence
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Year 6 of bidens term
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 08/10/2026
sounds like treason to me
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Literally not one single person on this planet can believe this. I refuse to believe people are that fucking dumb
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would say that AI is the perfect terminology then
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Vote Yes to remove Andy Harris in 2028
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wtf marlo
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Public Citizen @publiccitizen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Elon Musk's net worth has surpassed $1 trillion, again. $1 trillion could fund SNAP benefits for the entire country for a WHOLE DECADE. No one person should hoard that much wealth.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh brother.
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah so we are just openly saying it now
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hot girl shit is protected under the first amendment actually Angela
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's so close to getting it
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Carolyn Fiddler @cfidd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bruh, you literally JUST SAID "no fatties" and "no weirdos"
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I forgot a beard was woke
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New York Yankees @yankeesbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not a side. The main dish 🍚
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah just what I wanted, AI to secure my elections.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 28/09/2026
well, glad we cleared that up!
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Public Citizen @publiccitizen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HATCH ACT VIOLATION: We filed another complaint alleging that Trump's second TV ad violated the Hatch Act by using government funds for political propaganda. This is an illegal misuse of our taxpayer dollars. Trump must be stopped.
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
East Coast Dads ™️ revenge
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s a cult. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Orange jumpsuit
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Veep at 7, good show but that's nuts
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A smattering of random
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Norm Wilner @normwilner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump thinks Panda Express serves panda, my guy
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wtf is hybrid war. It's war or it's not
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Do virtual. You still get like 20% people who tell you to piss off, but a lot more people than I expected were open to conversation
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Top 3 in getting on their knees for dear leader maybe
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The site had operated as a school for nearly ten years, was on Google Maps, and had its own website. A UN report said the failures "went beyond negligence" and may constitute war crimes. The Pentagon investigation has been complete for months but hasn’t been released.
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Donald Trump does not prioritize safety or innovation. He prioritizes lining his pocket
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Americans can’t afford groceries
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Leopards out in FULL fucking force
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bro this software shop is a fucking joke. There are automated tests to verify you don't leak API tokens in the code. The fact this is still there either means it is not used, or they continue to update the token knowingly every time it gets rotated
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If Texas goes blue it is so over for the GOP. They have NO path to victory in the electoral college without Texas
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Meanwhile Wawa and Sheetz exist
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Joe Sudbay @joesudbay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fortunately, Dick Durbin is retiring so no one should give a fuck what he thinks about SCOTUS or anything else
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I should have my name on it because it is a mess!
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Detective Steak @detectivesteak.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh so he is straight up a vegetable
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