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detective_enters @detectiveenters.bsky.social · 4h

Zacharia made it to 7/11 before being turned upside down = 11/7. She was 2nd press secretary = 11/7*2= 22/7, which is pi to 2 decimal places. It's all connected.

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detective_enters @detectiveenters.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

has anyone attempted to collect data at scale about how much amazon varies prices from person to person? that would be really interesting, but probably challenging to collect

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detective_enters @detectiveenters.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

new guy roasted me for having an ancient, unrecognizable photo on my profile. i am ashamed. now i have to have to upload a recent photo of my decaying body

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detective_enters @detectiveenters.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

i'm always sad when i have to interact with someone who hasn't read The Great Works

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detective_enters @detectiveenters.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

i think we grew exactly the right amount of okra this year: enough that we had plenty of supply, but not so much that we were constantly overwhelmed

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detective_enters @detectiveenters.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

once again i am explaining to a new coworker why things are the way they are and not better and trying to do so without scaring them away or coming across as too bitter about battles i should have won but didn't

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detective_enters @detectiveenters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

me as a kid who was really interested in computers: wow, wouldn't it be cool if everything was computer? me, 30 years later: holy shit everything is computer now and it fucking sucks

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detective_enters @detectiveenters.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

how did this one escape my attention

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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

john carpenter writing the soundtracks to assault on precinct 13 and halloween

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detective_enters @detectiveenters.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the optimal number of defamation lawsuits is not zero

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Sotrue Bestie @cheatlines.co · 23/09/2026

imagine thinking you could run a system as complex as north american airspace without furries. Couldn't be me

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detective_enters @detectiveenters.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

once again i am explaining to people that they need a Bayesian hierarchical model. please stop trying to hack something together in Excel, we have already solved this problem. for the love of god just read the stuff i wrote on the topic two years ago

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detective_enters @detectiveenters.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

to anyone who somehow hasn't watched Jeremy Brett's Sherlock Holmes in its entirety: you have work to do (and you are in for a treat)

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Jane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Does she understand that the bones are going to be inside her? What is she promising that dog?!

An ad for a drug that grows “new bone,” with a woman earnestly engaging with a dog who looks like it wants bones.

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detective_enters @detectiveenters.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This is the first year I've watched the Vuelta, and the thing that has surprised me the most is that at least half of Spain seems to be olive trees. I knew they produced a lot of olives and olive oil, but wow there are a lot of olive trees there.

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detective_enters @detectiveenters.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

AI could never be this well hydrated

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detective_enters @detectiveenters.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

got a new boss recently so i've been re-activating a bunch of arguments that ran out of steam years ago but where the right conclusion (mine) did not prevail

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Liz Crash @lizcrash.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

you’ll never live like spreadsheet people you’ll never do what spreadsheet people do

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Citizen Platano 🇵🇷 @daniloc.xyz · 21/08/2026

gotta stop reading these replies before I give myself an aneurism

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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

tabulated data is so essential to the human experience that "spreadsheet people" is about as offensive as "electronic users" or "building dwellers"

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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 20/08/2026

I'm sorry but "a huge number of NYC cabs now are remaindered EVs running grey market software written by some dude in a garage" is the most cyberpunk thing I've ever heard

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detective_enters @detectiveenters.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

save this post if you are a weirdo like me

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Lee Cicuta @butchanarchy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

If you want to have interesting people in your social scene you *have* to defend furries. You just have to. Firstly, for their own sake. Secondly, furries are a fundamental part of a robust weirdo ecosystem. If they aren’t welcomed the other more skittish eccentrics will just go elsewhere.

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detective_enters @detectiveenters.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

love when the plumbers working on your house start running and screaming "turn it off!!!" while you hear the sound of rushing water

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detective_enters @detectiveenters.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

time to finally clean up this photos folder

my computer working very hard to find similar images in my very messy photos folder

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