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Heathcliff reply guy @tinycliff.heathcliff.cat for heathcliff edits

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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Are the people that run the official kitchen nightmares youtube account ok?
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
The studio audience of the Big Bang Theory at any given moment:
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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AJL ⛄ @guiltypanacea.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Jeffy from family circus is drawing tells his dad to hold still or he won't get him right. But he's drawing the promo poster from the movie The Snowman, which has a crude sketch of a snowman and it says "mister police. You could have saved her. I gave you all the clues"
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
when someone talks sports to me i can't stay focused for longer than 30 seconds but i will gladly listen to an adult man talk about all the minute variations of the simpsons opening for 20 minutes
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Tales From The Keane Compound @thekeanecompound.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Tales From The Keane Compound #483
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 26/03/2025
my favorite far side
A scientist walks a suburban street while wearing a funky Hi-Tech helmet with flashing lights and beacons and radar dishes on it. All around him are dogs barking. One dog is saying "I have a structured settlement but I need cash now!" while three other dogs continue "Call J.G. Wentworth, eight seven seven cash now, eight seven seven cash now!"

Caption reads, "Professor Schwarzman wonders if he should have sprung for the ad-free subscription on his new canine decoder."
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 20/03/2025
my favorite far side
A Farside cartoon captioned "at the dog museum. Several dogs are gathered around looking at "The Perfect Stick" which appears to be an ordinary wooden stick on a pillow in a glass display case that is being guarded by two dogs in security hats. One of the security dogs holds up a paw and tells one oth the guests, "Buddy, they won't even let ME fuck it."
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I learned from toy story 2 that many american buildings do not in fact have a thirteenth floor
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
bsky.app/starter-pack... here is a cool starter pack for heathposters and heath-adjacent posters
bsky.app
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
this joke never landed for me because Krusty and Homer pretty much have the same body type
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I have a problem.
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Field approaches the bar. There is a craving in their eyes. It's been a rough day and there's a strong overwhelming desire to escape reality. 
Field: I need more dopamine. Give me the hard stuff.
Bartender: Are you sure?

Panel 2
Field: OF COURSE I'M SURE! Give it to me!

Panel 3
Bartender: Fine.

Panel 4
Bartender: Here is your Balatro.
The bartender hands Balatro over to Field. Field will now spend 20 straight hours trying to unlock a new Joker.
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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Liz and Ivy @lizandivy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
the wet bandits
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
If you haven't played this, you definitely should, it has great music, great character and just charming writing overall
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Whenever i hear "Holly Jolly Christmas" in a store now i can't unsee Muscleman from Regular Show getting the shit beaten out of him by an elf youtu.be/EelwEcdauKs?...
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Regular Show | Christmas Prank | Cartoon Network
YouTube video by Cartoon Network UK
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Grace - Gator Days
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Ember and Grace are at day care. Along the wall is a print that was intended to contain the alphabet but thanks to a mistake was printed with the text "ERROR! TEXT NOT FOUND! DO NOT PRINT!". No one was fired for this blunder and it will happen again. Ember has noticed that her friend Grace looks a little sad. She investigates.
Ember: GRACE? WHY YOU LOOKING SAD?
Grace: I was told I'm getting too chunky.

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Ember is furious that someone would dare tell her good friend that she is growing too big. Ember is ready to throw down in order to correct this injustice.
Ember: WHO SAID THAT? I'LL FIGHT THEM!
Grace: My Grandma.

Panel 3
Ember: WHAT!
Ember's eyes narrow in anger. How could Grace's own family commit such a wicked betrayal? Ember now knows what must be done.

Panel 4
Ember gently puts her hand on Grace's arm. 
Ember: SHE HAS FAILED YOU! I'LL BE YOUR GRANDMA!
Grace: I... Umm... Okay.
Grace is overlwhelmed by Ember's declaration of familial relation. While not entirely sure how to process this moment, she is internally grateful that her friend cares so deeply for her.
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Old twitterbots were wild, there was one that corrected people when they said “sneak peak” instead of “sneak peek”
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Heathcliff @heathcliffthecat.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Meatie
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Porcupine @porcupine427.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
How can i make this about heathcliff 😈
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Bolero's Wisdom Template
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
>disney classics >looks inside >almost entirely star wars stuff
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
i don't want to make this about heathcliff(yes i do) but i feel like this panel could be a heathcliff comic
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
oh no the bots also found bluesky
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The Heathyorker @theheathyorker.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
11/25/24
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
i'm surprised they left Charlie's name intact and didn't call him Karel de Bruin or something
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
I just randomly remembered that for some reason "batman beyond" was called "Batman of the Future" over here in Europeland. not sure why, perhaps something being beyond was just too much for our European minds to comprehend.
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Futurama Cuteness Overload spoilers: Plot was kinda predictable (the cute animals take over the whole world? i'm pretty sure that has been done to death by other shows already including Futurama) but still manage to have some heartwarming moments and funny jokes and oneliners.
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
not to steal @heathcliffnull.bsky.social's gimmick but
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
i love twitter and love being followed by definitely real people
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
"I got time to watch one more episode of Bojack Horseman before work. "Free Churro"? that sounds like it's gonna be pretty wacky!"
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
Dave the diver is great because there's so many times where i'm like "wait is that a real fish? that's something they made up right?" but it turns out that yes, pelican eels are real en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelican...
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
They should make the official tagline for house flipper 2 “Painting walls doesn’t suck anymore “
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Favorite movie lines @titlesinmedia.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
it occurs to me that i have not Catposted yet on here, allow me to remedy that Here is Punchy and Ollie
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
i saw this episode way before you could just google image search what someone looks like(and also before the DVD's were a thing) and for the longest time i just assumed this is what Matt Groening Looked like
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
youtu.be/QYEHvteniIc?... this is the most random scene in all of the early Simpsons that i think about a lot
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Yo, Dr S. (The Simpsons)
From season 7 episode 2: Radioactive Man
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
i really hope my neighbours didn't hear me loudly say "FUUUCK!" because i kept dying at one specific level at super mario wonder
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Desko @desko.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Figured i make this side-sky for my none heathcliff tweets, plus i'm sitting on all these invites anyway, figured i use one of them at least
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