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The Lincolnshire Poster

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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 1h
Neon Genesis Evangelion Stage 12 Fumbling Towards Kindness
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 5h
Omne simile non est idem, mofos!
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 15h
And he was right, of course. You can't just shrug off someone destroying an entire planet with billions of inhabitants; something has to give
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 15h
"How do we allow the tragedy to unfold in a way that she's still responsible, but that she isn't a monster herself?" is more or less the question Jim Shooter put to the other X-Men writers during the Dark Phoenix saga, & the only solution he found acceptable was killing her off
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 16h
FANTASY/STOWAWAY.GIF
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 16h
episode 007
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"SI" being used to refer to something other than metric prefixes is confusing enough, but using it as an alternative to "AI", but not as an acronym for "simulated intelligence", is even more so
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 19h
Yub Nub, natch
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Dan Golding @dangolding.com · 09/10/2026
Here is the imdb profile shot of Richard Summers-Calvert, the Biddy Blas voice actor
A bearded man with his shirt open, looking exactly like the voice behind an obnoxious space crocodile
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Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 23h
The Sharp Tranket transistor radio (1960)
A radio that combines the design language of old American muscle cars and the spacerace. The top is forest green with tailfins, the bottom is ivory white, and the front is shining silver, on a silver stand. Up top we find a single antenna, a red power/volume dial, and you turn the 'intake" of the rocket to change the stations (the tuning display is immediately behind the engine, incoporated into the body).
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 02/10/2023
remember the lady from New York who was cursed forever by ass-biting cockatoo ownership
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"He doesn't love me, that's for sure. You can project human qualities onto these things until they bite your ass cheek. He bit my ass cheek. Middle of the night, wife asleep in the bed, I bend over to pick something up, and he bites me right on the ass. He's very dangerous if he doesn't get his way. If you aren't accommodating his wishes, he can screech you right into the ground. He won't go in his cage. Our entire apartment is filled with driftwood from the Hudson. He likes to sit on the driftwood when he watches TV. He'll take food off our plates. If anyone is talking, he has to be there. He wants to be part of everything. And the worst part is they won't die. They live to be 80 or 100. You know the saying: 'This too shall pass'? Not the umbrella cockatoo. This too, shall not pass. There's no hope. That's the horror of it. I told this to a nine-year old girl in the park. This girl was a genius. She says: 'You'll never have to say goodbye. You have an infinite pet.' It was the darkest thing l've ever heard."
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Network has a fair stab at it, I feel
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
True. My interpretation of that post is admittedly colored by the phrase "bang its head against"
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"It's HONK & SCRAW that keep her from her peak, not her ruffled coat & dirty beak!"
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Fondor Haulcraft @dayuan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Saw a photo of a BART operator from the 70s and incredible energy
BART operator in a jumpsuit and a big 70s haircut, looking like he’s out of a modestly-budgeted 70s sci-fi movie since the interior’s all white with an orange floor
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/desi...
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"But let a Princess in your life..."
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never linger; rightly grow @nlrg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
damn! damn! damn! damn! i've grown accustomed to her tweets
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You don't gotta hand it to him, but Zuckerberg's whole "Fuck the old money" attitude was infinitely less cringe inducing than Silicon Valley's recent attempts at cargo-culting respectability & high culture
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
NFTs were the purest expression of this envy, I think. There was an especially stupid Antonio Garcia-Marquez Tweet that went something like "A friend told me that, in Miami, the equivalent of a Rolex is now an Apple Watch loaded with a Bored Ape Club ape. If true, NFTs have truly arrived..."
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Vincent Carchidi @vcarchidi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every time OpenAI releases something, a lot of Respectable Figures who are ostensibly not boosters take on the role of an American centrist and only ever criticize one side.
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
FANTASY/AI.GIF
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh yeah, 100% agreed. I have been on team "Anyone who trusts the US in the near future is a chump" since November 5, 2024
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A plateau WRT model-scaling, specifically. Obviously results are results, but doesn't this suggest that post-training techniques are *the* frontier, & that, if those are maxed out, there may not be any easy path forward?
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"[T]he share of compute allocated to pre-training has shrunk significantly [...] and post-training techniques [have become] a major vector for model scaling. [... T]he majority of allocated compute has now become bandwidth sensitive rather than capacity sensitive." This is a plateau, right?
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's obviously quite tame by the standards of objectionable things Dem candidates have said in service of getting elected, & about what you'd expect from El-Sayed's wing of the party, but also there's an obvious tension between it & a focus on affordability
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Basilisk? Paperclips? What are you on about? I just wanna please the evaluator!"
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ah, so you're saying they've made a knowledge-Shoggoth that only superficially serves human intellectual pursuits?
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I. e. they see formal mathematics as simply fuel for their engine?
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Jonathan Melville @jonmelville.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Found this 1979 Rockford Files ad and now I need a poster version.
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's not the only complaint, certainly; I just think that saying "We didn't ask for OpenAI to do this" is silly
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The biggest issue, as I see it, is that OpenAI commands a PR leviathan, & that it is flagrantly irresponsible of them to not do due diligence on the proofs their models produce
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I simultaneously think we should cut them zero slack & that mathematicians complaining about computers intruding on their field is rather rich
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gitl now @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It strikes me as, 1st and foremost, a display of sloth. "Fuck it! We don't have time for the rigor of formal mathematics. Y'all can work it into shape yourselves if you're gonna complain."
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"If the election was stolen, why did the party that won the presidency & the senate lose margin in the house?" is a question that applies to both 2020 & 2024
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ren faire @lathrys.at · 08/10/2026
on this international lesbian day i would like to offer you all a heartfelt "fuck you" if the only way you're capable of expressing admiration of women is by flattening them into sexual objects for you to desire, but queerly so you think you get a pass for it
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it just blows my mind now that during a nationwide persecution of trans trump is going to get people fired for using super intelligence’s deadname
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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
protestant dogmatic disputes are like 'does it really make sense to hold to a calvinist soteriology while also embracing christian perfectionism?" while orthodox dogmatic disputes are like 'of *course* there are kafkaesque aerial trials conducted by sky demons, you atheist, you utter buffoon'
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, & calling it southern constitutes fighting words
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is the kind of thing you imagine businesspeople say when you're seven
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"It's called FettLife: It's a group of internet jackoffs who spend all their time trying to look like that congressman with brain damage."
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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
like idk. something has to give. they vent their hatred on us more or less constantly, bragging about abandoning us during plagues, sending fascist paramilitaries to kill our neighbors, surviving off of our tax revenues and calling us parasites. i try not to want revenge but. but.
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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the reason 9/11 is a thing of the past is its basically impossible to imagine republicans caring about anything bad happening to NY anymore
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It'd be one thing if this were about an unrelated Israeli tragedy (say, the Munich Olympics massacre), but you simply cannot talk about 10/7 without, at the very least, touching on Israel's retaliation. To not do so would be playing into Israeli propaganda
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The money pit restaurant I would open as a billionaire would be the opposite of farm to table. What are the most unnatural flavors possible? Hiring top food scientists, giving a blank check and telling them to really explore the dark corners of the flavor latent space. I want to taste eternity.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On here this is a preaching to the choir thing to say, but the turn against Indian immigrants is the sharpest possible example of ‘real debate, fake debate’ wrt heritability of IQ. 90% of the guys Just Following The Science are now waxing rhapsodically about white indigenous ways of knowing.
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One could, with a modicum of uncharity, infer that this article is the product of sour grapes over the CEO's girlfriend losing her primary
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