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Desert Dragster

@desertdragster.bsky.social
61 followers 147 following 511 posts

He/Him, Mildly autistic, Gamer (some classic, some newer) Brainrot, hate speech, AI, or unlabeled NSFW = block on sight Live Free! Live Fast! Live Fearless!

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Desert Dragster @desertdragster.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Do 4 and 5 to spite them
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Desert Dragster @desertdragster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I had a nickel for every time an already gigantic company merged with another large company and caused a monopoly on its industry in the 2020s I’d have two nickels
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Desert Dragster @desertdragster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I thought the merger wasn’t supposed to happen until next year
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Desert Dragster @desertdragster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This one in particular is completely optional
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@PostCultRev

go to the dentist and he opens my mouth and sees I have "fuck you, tooth nerd" carved into my enamel
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Desert Dragster @desertdragster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Melee announcer
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SunkythePootis @sunkythepootis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Someone better recreate this bit in the Zelda OOT remake
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Desert Dragster @desertdragster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You downloaded ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini?
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3 random letters every 10 mins @3randolettrs.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Wii
3-letter word: Wii
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
They say if you repost this image of Wario it'll crash BlueSky's servers.
The BlueSky Server crashing Wario
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2dos @ DK64Randomizer.com @2dos.dk64randomizer.com · 29/08/2026
The DK64 recomp is now out! Play "DK64 Rekongpiled" now! Playable on Windows, Mac and Linux, just provide your own DK64 rom. No generative AI used at any point in the process. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVUvGGXTk0E dk64recomp.com
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DK64 RECOMP RELEASE ANNOUNCEMENT
YouTube video by 2dos
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Desert Dragster @desertdragster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Are you confusing it with Wiicompiled since it’s compatible with Retro Rewind or are you talking about Retro Rewind as a whole? Because I don’t see anyone else bringing that up.
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ANTONBLAST💥 @summitsphere.com · 27/08/2026
Perhaps The End ISN'T the end, after all...
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Desert Dragster @desertdragster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Grim Reaper needs to stop gambling
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@sticky_ssb

New rock paper scissors just dropped

(screenshot of headline and picture of a cow fighting a cop)

K-9 Bites Cow, Deputy Tases K-9, Cow Kicks Deputy
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Desert Dragster @desertdragster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Desert Dragster @desertdragster.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
No but he’s ok now
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Super Smash Flash 2 @smashflashdevs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What's the best way to celebrate 20 years of the Super Smash Flash franchise? Releasing the full source code of the original game of course! Read more over at 👉 www.supersmashflash.com/2026/08/20-y...
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Desert Dragster @desertdragster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Fire has a good one in Squeak Squad. Same with Spark in the GBA games
Fire! Hot! So hot! Too hot to touch! Burning!BZZT! BRRRRZZZT! BRRRZZPPP! ZZZT!
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Desert Dragster @desertdragster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
But what if… he were to purchase fast food and disguise it as his own cooking?
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 19/08/2026
17 YEARS AGO, @john.wonderfulelephant.com posted THIS IS THE ONLY LEVEL to @newgrounds.com and @armorgamesstudios.com.
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Desert Dragster @desertdragster.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Closeup of Peppino in darkness with the caption “they will not find your body”
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Desert Dragster @desertdragster.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Spooky Lorelei @ladylochtopus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
static.klipy.com
The Noise Peppino Thrown in Store
ALT: The Noise Peppino Thrown in Store
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Desert Dragster @desertdragster.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This game uses F-Zero GP Legend/Climax instruments?!
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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Show: SpongeBob SquarePants Language: German
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ash! @spaceash.es · 15/08/2026
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Desert Dragster @desertdragster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Just wait ‘til you get to world 8
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jb @jbc.lol · 11/08/2026
PLEASE FUCKING LABEL YOUR NSFW IMAGES. PLEASE. BLUESKY PEOPLE. PLEASE.
bluesky post composer with the labels button circled and arrows pointing at itadd a content warning dialog with all the options in the adult content section circled and arrow pointing, with text "choose one"
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Yak0 @realyak0.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A new trailer for my fangame Wario's Conquest + SML2 Reclaimed just released! It was featured on F3 2026 by Kaze Emanuar! You get two games in one- the remake of a gameboy classic alongside an all new adventure that's a mix of Wario Land 3 and Wario Land 4! Join our discord! #F3 #Mario #Wario
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Jellybox Studio @jellybox.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
UMBERT ACTUALLY! EP 6!!! Toddler cartoons are rotting brains!? #UmbertActually #UnionYaoi #MistermanGuyfella #Jellybox #IndieAnimation #Cocomelon
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Desert Dragster @desertdragster.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A RED ROOM????!!!!
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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
…and if the McDonald’s lawyers ask, that’s the story you give them
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 03/08/2026
"I should probably learn some common Spanish phrases to better communicate with my students." Five minutes later:
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Desert Dragster @desertdragster.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My hopes for Matilda and Blues’ sound swap being fixed doesn’t seem too unrealistic now
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TONY GRAYSON 🗻 @tonycomputerentertainment.com · 30/07/2026
Our team at @summitsphere.com does not, cannot, and will not use generative AI in our games. The choice to abide by this rule is driven by a few informed factors.
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Desert Dragster @desertdragster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Luigi’s Chinese cowboy impression is so offensive that Mario books it to alert the authorities of his extreme racism
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Desert Dragster @desertdragster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Desert Dragster @desertdragster.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
“Muahahahaha! Did you really think you could defeat me wretched fool?”
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Cublex @cublex.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
incredibly stupid edit idea i got
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K9X-Toons @k9xtoons99.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Something stupid I did today. #memes #cupheadshow #cuphead
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QU4D @qu4d.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Angry Birds Space redesigns
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Desert Dragster @desertdragster.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Vinny you dumbass that’s Retep
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Best Indie Games @clemmygames.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Beat up a crescent moon called Woon in this multiplayer online brawler from the creators of Pizza Tower. This is Woon, will you play this?
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Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Mage! @magepumpkin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"To win the game you must GO FUCK YOURSELF! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"
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Icon of Sin NERF.wad
ALT: Icon of Sin NERF.wad
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Desert Dragster @desertdragster.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is what happens when you don’t download free movies
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Oni Tanooki (Commissions Closed: 10/10 Slots) @tano0ki.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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No Context MUGEN @nocontextmugen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Desert Dragster @desertdragster.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
“verify your age” I remember when Angry Birds collaborated with Wonderful Pistachios
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