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Desert CPA

@desertcpa.bsky.social
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CPA, Pro-gun Socialist. Union supporter and billionaire hater. TERF

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Desert CPA @desertcpa.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I was worried the tr00ns would try to act like the lorde album was for them, and I’m so glad she leaned into the aspects of the female experience she does so well. I’m speechless
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Desert CPA @desertcpa.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
The new album freaking rocks. I love you Lorde. Thank you, I’m so sorry for your pain
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Desert CPA @desertcpa.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Lorde was 16 when Pure Heroine came out. Is no one going to point out that she was most definitely groomed by this music label exec? Like, even if he was camping out till the moment she turned 18 this is fucking WEIRD
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Desert CPA @desertcpa.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
THERES AN ACT III?!
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
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Desert CPA @desertcpa.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Yall don’t ask for a refund when you switch insurance
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Desert CPA @desertcpa.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
*buys every Nancy Drew and Hardy Boys*
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Desert CPA @desertcpa.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Fuck this is going to make IRS phone waits longer
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Desert CPA @desertcpa.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Not even 24 hours ago he proves his own point
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Desert CPA @desertcpa.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
JK Rowling rocks
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I would never "improve myself" in order to get people to like me. That would actually be a form of manipulation
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Was there any coverage at all from the mainstream media about the Honey revelations? I'm not that plugged in to The Feeds so it's a genuine question. All I've run across is various meta discussion on YouTube, here, and some indie sites.
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Desert CPA @desertcpa.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Where is the group of people that like both Kyle Rittenhouse and the UHC CEO shooter bc I need a friend group
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Desert CPA @desertcpa.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
What about representation the the House you retard
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Desert CPA @desertcpa.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
How much do I need to tweet about the cosmere before I am seeing more of it on the tl
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Desert CPA @desertcpa.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
She’s acting like the people elected are in office already lol
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🎃🧛🏾Vita Ahhhh-yala👻🙀 @definitelyvita.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
A two panel comic strip.

Panel 1: A light gray human shape (like a thicc stick figure) labelled "THE WEALTHY ELITE" reaches greedily, mouth open in excitement, towards a large floating yellow ball that is labelled "A SECOND GILDED AGE"

Panel 2: same as above, but behind the gray figure (who now has a sweat drop to indicate nervousness on its head) is a VERY large pink blob labelled "THE RETURN OF OUTLAW FOLL HEROES" with one arm wrapped around the gray figure, expression quietly threatening
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Mom charged with terrorism for saying "Delay, deny depose" to health insurance company after being denied a claim:
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Mom Charged With Terrorism for Health Insurance "Threat"
How the FBI is protecting the insurance industry
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
netflix categorizes transformers, dracula, ghostbusters, and eternal sunshine of the spotless mind as all in the same broad genre: “sci-fi & fantasy” and that has to be the most useless categorization i can imagine
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Desert CPA @desertcpa.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I’m glad Daniel Penny was found innocent
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
New UnitedHealth internal memo (leaked to me) suggests the company is undertaking an empathy offensive. "We know the health care system isn’t perfect,” the message says. "There is more work we can do and must do..."
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UnitedHealth's New "I Feel Your Pain" PR Blitz
Leaked internal memo says the system "isn't perfect"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Futurama will keep getting cancelled and then brought back in a slightly inferior form until we stop sinning
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
No shit murder is bad. The jokes about the United CEO aren’t really about him; they’re about the rapacious healthcare system he personified and which Americans feel deep pain and humiliation about
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 02/12/2024
Confuse your conservative relatives by saying Hunter Biden should be pardoned because the government shouldn't have the right to deprive you of owning a firearm.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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Desert CPA @desertcpa.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
If they don’t have the authority to, then the system is literally working as it’s supposed to. We never opted to have a monarch, so if an admin is doing things outside of his power, it has to be stopped, doesn’t it?
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Desert CPA @desertcpa.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Kinda weird how people are coming here to only bitch and moan about Twitter
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 21/11/2024
Imagine GenZ trying to figure out how to use one of these
Electronic device that says "DVD rewinder"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
400 B.C. post: How are your crops not growing bro just make a sacrifice at the temple of Demeter 😂 Reply: Some of us lost our livestock during the Peloponnesian War but go off?
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Desert CPA @desertcpa.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Breaking: nothing will change
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Desert CPA @desertcpa.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
There’s way too many weebs and furrys on here it fucking sucks. Tumblr ass site
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Desert CPA @desertcpa.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Looks like people are tweeting interests to train the algo for themselves, I’m in to Books (Stormlight archive, Joe Abercrombie, wheel of time, the expanse) Sitcoms Movies Leftist social welfare systems Taxation Gun rights Women’s rights Women’s issues Parenting Microsoft excel
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Desert CPA @desertcpa.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Hey we’re allowed to say retarded here sweet
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Desert CPA @desertcpa.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Sick of games using celebrities. Huge red flag
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Desert CPA @desertcpa.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Just adding “phobia” to something doesn’t make it bad, nor does it make it a fear 🤷‍♂️
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Desert CPA @desertcpa.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
Paint me as surprised lol
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Desert CPA @desertcpa.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
Hot take: it’s just Duke Nukem
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