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David Berman Bot @davidbermanbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
A place I wake up blushing like I'm ashamed to be alive
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I never engaged with them entirely because the discourse and baggage steered me away, but in recent years its become so clear they had more integrity than the thousands of other lefty podcast hosts who turned into cretins and reactionaries
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Folks things are not looking good on this front
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I do not think there is any capacity for happiness in a life that is bound to the financial burden of car ownership
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
When you take your car into the mechanic do you have a number in mind like “okay if this is more than $500 I’m just gonna end it all” or just me
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
If I was a billionaire I would not be addicted to the internet and group chats I would probably just buy a house and invite people over to my house to hang out and watch movies or something. That’s the dream
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Here’s the world’s blurriest photo of phil elverum. Plus I got to see him body a taco before the show
The world’s blurriest photo of phil elverum
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Gender Ally McBeal party
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
God is a Mr. Beast-style YouTuber and my life is a prop in a video entitled “I gave this man suicidal ideation EVERY DAY of his life 😈🤣 How many decades can he survive? (CHALLENGE)” and the thumbnail says “15+ years??? 😧”
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 26/11/2024
jk rowling funded a case going before the supreme court that argues it should be legal to discriminate against and persecute trans ppl. yet still we have to listen to ‘centrists’ claiming she isn’t bigoted she just has ‘a difference of opinion’. no trans ppl have a voice in these proceedings.
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
The lived human experience is palpably cheapened with Elon in the world. It is metaphysically embarrassing to be a human in this moment of history
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Still thinking about this
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/04/2025
musk is one of those guys that i dont think actually has qualia
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
God hates us too much for this to happen but it’d be so cool if he offed himself over this
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Ethical gnomonogamy is when you date several sundials at once send tweet
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This comes after reading the full page on Columbia’s La Violencia so in general I’m having a hard time picturing a near future without unspeakable violence
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I think it definitely was. They biffed the ending but whatever, sometimes a show can just be an acting showcase
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Ruined my morning by going through the full “crimes involving the order of nine angels” wiki
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
My favorite tree is the bradford pear I don’t know why I just love being around them in the spring
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
This whole project is abstractly interesting in a “can what this AI produces be considered a game?” sense, but tech media’s total reluctance to actually explain what the technology is doing is infuriating
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I just made mapo tofu and I always chew on a little sichuan pep as a treat
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Sackets Harbor, NY is so small that there’s one pre k-12 school with 475 students. Three of those students were disappeared by ICE. Here is a statement published today by school principal Jaime Cook:
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Jaime Montana Cook is at
Sackets Harbor Central School.
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Message from the Sackets Harbor Principal
As the principal of these students, I need to speak plainly.
Our three students who were taken by ICE were doing everything right. They had declared themselves to immigration judges, attended court on their assigned dates, and were following the legal process.
They are not criminals. They have no ties to any criminal activity. They are loved in their classrooms. Their family has worked at the nearby "Old McDonald's" petting zoo and dairy farm for 15 years.
They lived in a house on the same road as a home ICE had a warrant for. The fact that ICE went door to door is unfathomable. The fact that our students were handcuffed and put into the same van as the alleged criminal from down the street is unconscionable. When I think of my third grader's experience, my stomach twists and it is hard to breathe.
We are in shock-and it is that shared shock that has unified our community in the call for our students' release.
We are in direct communication with our students. Let me be clear: they are not
"being medically evaluated." They are not being "questioned as potential victims."
Calling a detention center by another name does not change what it is.
We deserve better than spin and misinformation. My teachers and my students are already hurting.
Please, think about how long every hour feels for a third grader in a detention center.
The wait had already been too long a week ago.
I have no other agenda. Please release my students and their mother back to our community.
Jaime Cook
Prek-12 Principal
Sackets Harbor, NY
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Well usually I would say dick explosions but in your case that’s a workplace accident waiting to happen
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Luigi was the sneak preview for Woke 2
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I’m a library worker and we pretty much only get sloppy print-on-demand garbage for classics anymore because they’re $2 cheaper than penguins
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Clear now that what the trump admin is doing is eliminating the very expectation that the government needs to act on things. Can’t pressure them to address the climate or medicine or public health if there’s no research or data about what needs done
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Millennial parenting influencers: buzzfeed listicle top ten heckin poop machine bebe memes Gen Z parenting influencers: motherhood connects you to something greater than yourself: the advancement of the White Race
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
People have no idea how professional and conventional the average 1950’s commie was. It wasn’t a counterculture thing until it was forced to be
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
If you don’t have this in your house I’m not coming If you do have this in your house I’m gonna put my whole mouth on it
Lucky brand fish sauce
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
See this is why you should only date men like me (annual salary under $40,000)
New York Mag article “Addicted to Onlyfans: men are spending tens of thousands of dollars to text with their favorite creators”
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I know people are having fun but like. We all understand this isn’t a real person right
That nazi grandfather  account everyone is clowning on saying “Cory booker is the mlk of our times”
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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
SCOOP: YouTube removes 'gender identity' from hate speech policy. "YouTube quietly removing ‘gender identity and expression’ from its list of protected groups is a major radical shift away from best practices in the field of trust and safety."
usermag.co
YouTube removes 'gender identity' from hate speech policy
TariffTokers, Gen Z’s ‘it couple’, Easter potatoes, anti-MAGA hats, Zuck's D.C. mansion, Amazon's TikTok bid, Silicon Valley's cupid, and the fastest growing political channels on YouTube
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
"we tried to warn you!" no, you carefully explained why you don't care for marginalized people. you support genocide. effective wages have been declining for 40 years & the savings and purchasing power of each generation has gotten smaller. you lectured us that we were actually doing well. lol
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
That’s ok I was actually done buying things anyway
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The soft animal of your body. The hard fish of your body. The sticky protozoa of your body
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Two underlined lines that read “The rich countries that preach free trade apply stern protectionist policies against the poor countries,” and “in a system of free trade some are freer than others”
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
“I didn’t really like it the oil was too messy” fuck you. FUCK you
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The only Economic Progress I’ve witnessed in my lifetime was when you could buy the good unsweetened natural peanut butter in store brand. And you can’t even fucking do that anymore and Wall Street will run red with blood because of it
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I reached level 20 and rolled credits on Tetris DS for the Nintentris DS
Tetris screen that says Congratulations!
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I scanned Wren with my plant identifier app and finally figured out what he is
A cute picture of my dog but the plant app identified him as “Domestic Dog”
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Extremely free website we've got here
post by shaun: liberals who think the left are uniquely hostile online should do a test post, say you think it was bad that obama killed so many people with drone strikes, something like that. if you think the left are mean, you aren't ready for the wrath of the scratched liberal

and reply by MI Road 669: How many did he kill? And what's  the body count for the actual targets of the drone strikes. 'Cos unless you're keeping track of both, you're just yet another Dem bashing fuck for brains whom we all know could care less about the victims 'cos it's ALL about hating on the BlackPresident™️. Fuck off
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I couldn’t find the Japanese guy and was FREAKING OUT I spent all morning googling. Here he is. He always brings a snack and a soda, and he goes “guruguruguru” when mixing the gluten bait and I love him
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
My depression is very resistant to changes in weather/environment but the first few days in spring where the plants get their color back I go feral (positive) As soon as I start seeing little plants sprout up that I might be able to put in my mouth, my brain gets better
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I’m so sorry #6d8e70 I was not familiar with your game
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
New Rubio order (leaked to me) directs the State Department to spy on student visa holders and applicants social media for "a hostile attitude toward U.S. citizens or U.S. culture (including government, institutions, or founding principles).” www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
kenklippenstein.com
Exclusive: Trump Admin Spies on Social Media of Foreign Students
Ideological purge of foreign students revealed in new leaked directive
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Someone should show them
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Crazy how there are one billion youtubers and the only good ones are drew gooden, Tasting History with Max Miller, and this one Japanese fisherman I watched 12 hours of last time I had a fever
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
It’s like at some point when our brains were rewired to think about our physical surroundings in terms of borders, roads, cities instead of mountains, valleys, rivers
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I feel insane every time I look up a local place name and realize it refers to a physical geographic feature that our brains can’t even see anymore because everything is highways and buildings now. It turns out human society organizes itself around the landscape who knew
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
We do not need smut about “sociopathic billionaires” you are literally eroticizing mark zuckerberg please stop it
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