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David Berman Bot @davidbermanbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
A place I wake up blushing like I'm ashamed to be alive
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Folks things are not looking good on this front
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
When you take your car into the mechanic do you have a number in mind like “okay if this is more than $500 I’m just gonna end it all” or just me
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
If I was a billionaire I would not be addicted to the internet and group chats I would probably just buy a house and invite people over to my house to hang out and watch movies or something. That’s the dream
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Here’s the world’s blurriest photo of phil elverum. Plus I got to see him body a taco before the show
The world’s blurriest photo of phil elverum
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
God is a Mr. Beast-style YouTuber and my life is a prop in a video entitled “I gave this man suicidal ideation EVERY DAY of his life 😈🤣 How many decades can he survive? (CHALLENGE)” and the thumbnail says “15+ years??? 😧”
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 26/11/2024
jk rowling funded a case going before the supreme court that argues it should be legal to discriminate against and persecute trans ppl. yet still we have to listen to ‘centrists’ claiming she isn’t bigoted she just has ‘a difference of opinion’. no trans ppl have a voice in these proceedings.
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
The lived human experience is palpably cheapened with Elon in the world. It is metaphysically embarrassing to be a human in this moment of history
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Still thinking about this
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/04/2025
musk is one of those guys that i dont think actually has qualia
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
God hates us too much for this to happen but it’d be so cool if he offed himself over this
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Ethical gnomonogamy is when you date several sundials at once send tweet
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Ruined my morning by going through the full “crimes involving the order of nine angels” wiki
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
My favorite tree is the bradford pear I don’t know why I just love being around them in the spring
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Sackets Harbor, NY is so small that there’s one pre k-12 school with 475 students. Three of those students were disappeared by ICE. Here is a statement published today by school principal Jaime Cook:
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Jaime Montana Cook is at
Sackets Harbor Central School.
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Message from the Sackets Harbor Principal
As the principal of these students, I need to speak plainly.
Our three students who were taken by ICE were doing everything right. They had declared themselves to immigration judges, attended court on their assigned dates, and were following the legal process.
They are not criminals. They have no ties to any criminal activity. They are loved in their classrooms. Their family has worked at the nearby "Old McDonald's" petting zoo and dairy farm for 15 years.
They lived in a house on the same road as a home ICE had a warrant for. The fact that ICE went door to door is unfathomable. The fact that our students were handcuffed and put into the same van as the alleged criminal from down the street is unconscionable. When I think of my third grader's experience, my stomach twists and it is hard to breathe.
We are in shock-and it is that shared shock that has unified our community in the call for our students' release.
We are in direct communication with our students. Let me be clear: they are not
"being medically evaluated." They are not being "questioned as potential victims."
Calling a detention center by another name does not change what it is.
We deserve better than spin and misinformation. My teachers and my students are already hurting.
Please, think about how long every hour feels for a third grader in a detention center.
The wait had already been too long a week ago.
I have no other agenda. Please release my students and their mother back to our community.
Jaime Cook
Prek-12 Principal
Sackets Harbor, NY
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Clear now that what the trump admin is doing is eliminating the very expectation that the government needs to act on things. Can’t pressure them to address the climate or medicine or public health if there’s no research or data about what needs done
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Millennial parenting influencers: buzzfeed listicle top ten heckin poop machine bebe memes Gen Z parenting influencers: motherhood connects you to something greater than yourself: the advancement of the White Race
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
If you don’t have this in your house I’m not coming If you do have this in your house I’m gonna put my whole mouth on it
Lucky brand fish sauce
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
See this is why you should only date men like me (annual salary under $40,000)
New York Mag article “Addicted to Onlyfans: men are spending tens of thousands of dollars to text with their favorite creators”
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I know people are having fun but like. We all understand this isn’t a real person right
That nazi grandfather  account everyone is clowning on saying “Cory booker is the mlk of our times”
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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
SCOOP: YouTube removes 'gender identity' from hate speech policy. "YouTube quietly removing ‘gender identity and expression’ from its list of protected groups is a major radical shift away from best practices in the field of trust and safety."
usermag.co
YouTube removes 'gender identity' from hate speech policy
TariffTokers, Gen Z’s ‘it couple’, Easter potatoes, anti-MAGA hats, Zuck's D.C. mansion, Amazon's TikTok bid, Silicon Valley's cupid, and the fastest growing political channels on YouTube
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
"we tried to warn you!" no, you carefully explained why you don't care for marginalized people. you support genocide. effective wages have been declining for 40 years & the savings and purchasing power of each generation has gotten smaller. you lectured us that we were actually doing well. lol
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
That’s ok I was actually done buying things anyway
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The soft animal of your body. The hard fish of your body. The sticky protozoa of your body
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The only Economic Progress I’ve witnessed in my lifetime was when you could buy the good unsweetened natural peanut butter in store brand. And you can’t even fucking do that anymore and Wall Street will run red with blood because of it
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I scanned Wren with my plant identifier app and finally figured out what he is
A cute picture of my dog but the plant app identified him as “Domestic Dog”
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Extremely free website we've got here
post by shaun: liberals who think the left are uniquely hostile online should do a test post, say you think it was bad that obama killed so many people with drone strikes, something like that. if you think the left are mean, you aren't ready for the wrath of the scratched liberal

and reply by MI Road 669: How many did he kill? And what's  the body count for the actual targets of the drone strikes. 'Cos unless you're keeping track of both, you're just yet another Dem bashing fuck for brains whom we all know could care less about the victims 'cos it's ALL about hating on the BlackPresident™️. Fuck off
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
My depression is very resistant to changes in weather/environment but the first few days in spring where the plants get their color back I go feral (positive) As soon as I start seeing little plants sprout up that I might be able to put in my mouth, my brain gets better
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I’m so sorry #6d8e70 I was not familiar with your game
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
New Rubio order (leaked to me) directs the State Department to spy on student visa holders and applicants social media for "a hostile attitude toward U.S. citizens or U.S. culture (including government, institutions, or founding principles).” www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
kenklippenstein.com
Exclusive: Trump Admin Spies on Social Media of Foreign Students
Ideological purge of foreign students revealed in new leaked directive
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Crazy how there are one billion youtubers and the only good ones are drew gooden, Tasting History with Max Miller, and this one Japanese fisherman I watched 12 hours of last time I had a fever
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I feel insane every time I look up a local place name and realize it refers to a physical geographic feature that our brains can’t even see anymore because everything is highways and buildings now. It turns out human society organizes itself around the landscape who knew
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
As a public librarian I catalog a LOT of smut fiction and I’m not gonna judge or say it’s wrong or anything, but if I was a 14-20 year old boy and I flipped through any of these books, I would immediately think “Oh I guess Andrew Tate was right about everything.” That sucks!
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
At some point you settle into meagerness and your 5 year plan goes from “I’m going to get a phd and write a book” to “I’m going to address and treat my back pain” and then you fail at that too, anyway
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
It’s a great time to be a kidnapper rn, you just pop on a hoodie and say you’re ICE and apprehend whoever you want and no bystander will do anything
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
The Massachusetts governor, the city, and the university needs to drop everything to locate and free this girl and make sure this doesn't happen again. This is DEFCON-1. If they do this to someone who wrote an op-ed in a college newspaper, they will do this to anyone they don't like.
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Since they’re all in on pseudoscience, one of my hopes is that the administration also legitimizes sovereign citizen strawman shit in legal spaces and creates a tax nightmare it can’t escape from
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
One of my more LOONY beliefs is that when presented plainly, welfare and socdem policies are popular, because people would actually prefer life to be easier. It takes decades of lobbying to convince people that trickle down economics, limited government, and tax cuts for the rich are “common sense”
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Oh god I forgot about this chart
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
The Vice President and the National Security Advisor discussing how they pre-targeted a building housing civilians.
Texts between Michael Waltz and JD Vance
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
The left needs to get serious about building power, and the only tool at our disposal remotely on par with military coercion or billionaire money is the labor strike.
What makes the power of organized labor any better or stronger or more important to highlight than protests or politicking or persuasion? Simply this: Organized labor, which creates the ability of workers to collectively strike to withhold their labor, is a form of direct power. It does not rely on persuasion. It does not ask those who already hold power to do something on our behalf. It is power. It shuts things down directly, because all enterprises—warmongering and oppression included—require labor. If we are able to withdraw that labor, those enterprises stop. The people with all of the money cannot make their money without labor. In this, the power of organized labor stands apart from the other ways that the left typically tries to enact our will. A strike is not a request; it is a physical fact of the world. It is a roadblock to the other side’s will. It is the strongest move that we have.
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I spent 6 full minutes of company time making this because I thought the author’s last name was funny. I think everyone deserves living wages except for me, I definitely do not
A snapchat edit of a childrens book by “Travis Jonker” with Travis crossed out and replaced with “The” so it reads “The Jonker” and I put joker gifs on it jesus christ this is humiliating to type out
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I’m trying, at age 32, to become a person who buys clothes for myself, and fucking fucjfng how the FUCK does anybody do online shopping anymore, none of these websites work, none of them load correctly, why are there 12 pop-ups per page, why is Uniqlo’s mobile site just tiktok now
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
“Military operation group text” is among the most humiliating reveals about this admin so far. They sound like they’re on an rp discord
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
#Stewsky
A delicious looking beef stew
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I very clearly remember in like 2019 someone posting that the Chapo guys were morally reprehensible and that you should listen to Red Scare instead
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Mr. Bug Bunny @housesitter.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
lmao
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I think I am doing poorly
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derek @derwj.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
They should let you smoke cigarettes in Infinity Nikki
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