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Derrick Hoyle

@derrickhoyle.bsky.social
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Geologist/Failed Musician. We're all Devo. Union member. He/him.

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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 5h
Bears win and Dodgers lose. I'm thrilled with da bears and at least we're not getting our hearts stomped on like the Padres lol
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 8h
Dodgers are shitting the bed
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 17h
This one counts right
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Listening to the new Beck again but nope, I'm still moved by it. Haters gonna hate but this is golden.
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I never would have thought that the Washington Post would then label me a threat to them and purge me from their pages — after putting my life on the line to call for justice after Jamal’s murder. Cruelty upon cruelty upon cruelty.
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Go grab this! It's really good, and today all the money goes directly to the artist. Support the arts, it's never been more important!
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tennessee unable to carry out execution of Christa Gail Pike, witnesses say | AP News share.google/NuV5G6zFbpLH...
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Tennessee governor halts executions after Christa Gail Pike survives lethal injection attempt
Media witnesses say Tennessee officials were unable to carry out the execution of Christa Gail Pike for a 1995 murder on Wednesday.
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They're having a parade in the Gaslamp tonight like never before. Probably will be a hot new rap song too.
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How wonderful that the Asstros are eliminated
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have always hated those cunts The Proclaimers. Finding out about their beliefs just confirms that my senses were right all along.
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Caravaggi-O-G
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You have a better chance of going bankrupt than of becoming a millionaire. Wake up!
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fucking lawyers killed X2. I pray to god they do an X3 but I don't think they will.
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes on #Prop40 and no for both #Prop41 and #Prop42
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bear down! I wasn't too far off.
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Scott Spratt @scottspratt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yet another person who deserved to see the end of this regime but won't. When it finally happens I will remember all the ones who wanted to join me in the celebration.
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My wife's uncle died today. He is the one who taught me how to bake his grandma's pie recipe. What a wonderful human he was. He loved shooting his black powder rifle and gardening. I will miss him dearly.
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have been aware of Carl Perkins but I finally got a big compilation of his Sun Records stuff. God damn what a phenomenal musician.
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Watched Tombstone again after a long time. Good shit. I visited it when the movie first came out and saw it in Scottsdale that evening and was impressed by the set design keeping faithful to the real place.
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's my oldest's 12th birthday today and this month marks 24 years with my wife so from now on we've been parents longer together than not
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's cool to hate but I'm excited for the new U2 album. I'm enjoying the first two singles. The EPs and this have what was missing from the last couple albums.
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The automatic transcription is censoring the word dike c'mon man this is an engineering meeting
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm getting tired of rating and ranking culture. What a useless thing to fixate on. Why does everything need to be quantified?
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Working on keeping good people in my life and trying to distance myself from people who drag me down. I have been attempting to achieve this for a few years now but it's harder than it should be.
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Kmart I worked at has been demolished. I don't plan on ever going back to my old neighborhood again. It's moved on and I will keep how it used to be in my brain.
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Apparently I am in the minority of being a Ride Lonesome enjoyer
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Boy, do the Angels stink or what
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is this Beck's Pet Sounds? It may be.
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The same day I met my future wife 24 years ago, these guys were somewhere else doing something together.
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What is it about the You're Gonna Lose That Girl bit in the Help movie that captivates me? I think it's because it's the closest thing to a MTV music video. It looks like it was created outside of the 60's. Truly timeless performance.
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yesterday this one turned 26 jackasspenguins.bandcamp.com/album/hourgl...
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Hourglass, by Jackass Penguins
15 track album
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Acura's Integra 40 Racer Is a Celebration of Japanese-American Motorsports History
We recruit our in-house Integra superfan to translate the experience of driving a "new" 40-year-old race car.
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67 rizz @thepurplepixie67.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Nathan Lane in The Birdcage: Oh You Bastard!
ALT: Nathan Lane in The Birdcage: Oh You Bastard!
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lost to 4 aces. Time for bed.
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Toyota superiority
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fucking private equity bitches. Just wanted Claritin D and spray and wash, had to drive farther to find out they have neither.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
goddamn.
Shashank Joshi & @shashj
NYT asked a bunch of ten year olds what life will be like in 2050.

Riley Grunch
GAINESVILLE, GA.
What is life going to be like in 2050?
There's bound to be a war. The war against Iran right now is bound to spark a couple more wars. I really hope it doesn't start World War III.
What else will be different in 2050?
There's one more thing I'm thinking about: If there's going to be more rich people or more poor people. I think I already got the answer to that: more poor people.
Why?
Stuff is going to cost more. The world is becoming more like survival of the fittest.
8:15 AM • 9/13/26Amani Green
DENVER
What's life going to be like in 2050?
Companies will start using A.I. instead of human workers. That's probably going to cause a pretty big job shortage.
What kinds of jobs will A.l. take?
People are already starting to hire an A.I. actress for movies. So people are going to be like,
"That's making so much money, I should do that!" That'll make a lot of actors pretty mad.
What will happen to people who lose jobs to A.I.?
Lots of anger. Probably protests. Just lots of outrage.
What will other technology be like?
Higher-class citizens will start owning robot butlers. But I feel like with the rise of robot butlers, humans will lose basic everyday skills.

Elizabeth Foster
RUTHERFORD, N.J.
What is life going to be like in 2050?
I think there will be artificial baby labs. You can choose what hair color they have, what eye color they have, and if they're smart. You can choose the gender, too.
What will technology be like?
I don't think people will interact with each other as much. Kids won't know what it's like to live without screens. I mean, I don't, either, but still.
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My son got a coin funnel thing as a souvenir from the Exploratorium and it's probably the coolest toy I've ever seen. His previous souvenir from Vegas is pretty cool too (miniature welcome sign that lights up). It's going to be difficult to keep at this level of souvenir obtainment.
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fastest AAA response ever. They got here within 2 minutes. Got a new battery, I made the old one last 6 years. Not too shabby.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 11/09/2026
I showed you my butthole pls respond
a woman in bed with cat butt in her face
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pablo Honey superiority
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ITzzy SeaBOOscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
again @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social is proven right liberalcurrents.substack.com/p/the-interr...
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The Interracial Cuck Porn Theory of Everything
Everything is gender, but to understand gender you must understand sex.
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The saga continues with my homeless brother...he says his backpack got stolen which had all of his earthly possessions. EBT card, insurance card, etc. Karma is a bitch.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe. "Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Happy I never bought anything from pink
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's the second wettest September since I started recording in 2014. 2015 has the record, but there's still 22 days left.
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Predator Cloaking with Blue Lights
ALT: Predator Cloaking with Blue Lights
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Derrick Hoyle @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We're going to see Weird Al in concert! Tickets obtained.
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