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@derky.bsky.social
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i like to be a gay little bike person and I think plants and rocks and stars are cool and I have several very good cats

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derek @derky.bsky.social · 8h
Hermit crabs:
Bowling ball the cat standing in a small box next to a large box.She looks at the large box She jumps into itShe flops around inside of the large box
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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boq @boq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Petting Sister = Licking Brother. They’re equivalent
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good afternoon everyone
Feldspar the cat dangling his front legs off a cat tower while I pet his little head
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
good morning to everyone except the guy on my block who decided 7am on a sunday was a good time to start using gas powered gardening tools
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boq @boq.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Little Sylvia is unequivocally ball!
Sylvia kitten on her green cat tree hammock fabric, tightly coiled like a ball 🏀
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
hell yeah we made it
A bluesky notification that Traffic Cones liked my post (the post features 4 pictures of neon green traffic cones at the la brea tar pits)
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
god damn what an asshole
A SpaceX Falcon Heavy rocket lifts off carrying NASA's Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope, at the Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canaveral, Florida, U.S., August 30, 2026. REUTERS/Joe Skipper Purchase Licensing Rights


During Sunday's news conference, Isaacman took a call from President Donald Trump and ​put the phone speaker up to his microphone. Trump said the launch "looked beautiful on television."

"You are doing a fantastic job, and I'm supplying you all that money," Trump said, referring to NASA's approximately $24 billion 2026 budget, which survived an earlier ‌White House proposal ⁠to cut the agency's funding by about $6 billion.

Trump's administration tried during both his first and second terms as president to cancel Roman or reduce its funding, but Congress preserved it. Its launch came nine months ahead of schedule, according to NASA.
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
141 rolls a year? That's 1 roll every 2.5 days. Are you all doin okay? Gettin enough fiber?
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Berensreverie @berensreverie.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Dimetrodon's Daydream #berensart2026 #paleoart
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You ever think about how we're just absurdly specialized fish
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samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
that liberals are just now discovering "castro apologia" means that apparently we have not been vocal enough about the fact that castro was good actually and was absolutely right in every confrontation he had with the US.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo teenager is sitting with his family at a table in a casual restaurant. While his parents chat, he looks at another table solemnly. There is a dark aura emanating off him. Panel 2: a similar scene across the restaurant- an emo girl with her family; her little brother is absolutely housing a cheeseburger. She stares back at the guy across the restaurant, while also emitting a dark aura. Panel 3: the two teenagers eyes are locked on each other. In a shared thought bubble, which drowns out all the surrounding ambience, they imagine themselves as anthropomorphic wolves, embracing while they ride a motorcycle down a dark and lonely road through the black of night.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Wow. Proponents of the ICE taser gloves are openly saying that one reason they love the gloves is that they doesn’t leave any marks or proof that they were used, making it harder for people to sue when they’re shocked excessively.
Mother Jones

"In today's society, you know, everybody's filming everything, everybody has a cell phone," Glueck said. If an officer punches someone on camera, that can go viral in an instant; even a standard taser leaves puncture wounds. But "the glove is low optic, and it looks better on camera, and it looks better to those witnesses. With a glove, there are no burn marks or scars."But local police across the country are still eagerly buying the gloves—in large part so that they can harm people and avoid being sued for it. It's been successful "from the patrolmen to the jailers," Lumpkin County Sheriff Stacy Jarrard said in a Compliant Technologies promotional video. "It's been a great tool as far as mitigating liability," according to Nelson County Jailer Justin Hall.
Bob Couey of the Floyd County Sheriff's Department sung the GLOVE's praises, too: "I highly recommend these gloves to anybody that's looking for a utility they can use that is conducive to not leading to lawsuits."
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CPN @oksettledown.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thank you for your attention to this matter!!
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Fietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The visual definition of a "cyclist" completely changes the second you stop designing infrastructure exclusively for middle-aged men riding for sport.
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Was trying to figure out the discourse so I searched for "sunscreen" and oh wow that's a lot of cartoon butts
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Loon sketch!
Flat sketch of a Common Loon wading through black water- the ripples that silhouette their body
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i'm the only motherfucker that biked to the roadway redesign public input sesh
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Santa Fe city council voted to close its downtown plaza to cars for a few months and as you'd expect the opposition is being super normal about it
Ron Trujillo, a former city councilor and unsuccessful candidate in last year’s mayoral election who organized a petition opposing a 2020 proposal to close San Francisco Street to vehicle traffic, said closing the streets would create “unnecessary division” in the city.

“Where does this thinking end?” Trujillo asked. “Separate water fountains for pedestrians and bicyclists, and different ones for people who drive cars and ride motorcycles?”
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Would you all like to see me pet feldspar rapidly while he rolls around on sammy's shirts
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Cannot overstate how much she loves her gay little box
Cat receiving pets while in a box labeled "gay"Bowling Ball the cat in the gay boxOnce again bo in the gay box
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Local CVS made the candy 3% harder to steal
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Bowling ball the cat in a box labeled "gay". Her tongue is sticking out a little
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
someone stole all of basil's limbs and now he has to scoot around like a worm
basil the cat very flat on the ground
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I know it smelled crazy in that horse
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
check out this bug
Some kind of (carpenter?) bee on a trumpet flower
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Cat update: they're evil now :(
Liz the cat glowing red at nightBasil the cat with red laser eyes
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A Dead Sinking Rory @zealousagain.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Wow cool it seems like when we said “humans are among the least sexually dimorphic of any animals and the differences we have can be altered by hormones and surgery” it was FUCKING CORRECT.
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peligrin @pel.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Wanted to capture the full exchange
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Skylight lizard rescued btw
A new mexico whiptail lizard in a cup. Shoutout lesbians (these lizards are all female)
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
They're locked in
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Bowling ball the cat grooming herself in the same box
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Basil the cat in a box
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Is it bad if they put this graphic in the weather forecast
Little simple graphic of the sun cooking a person
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A night blooming cereus I saw on the UA campus last night
Peniocereus gregii flower. It's large, bright white, and opens one night a year. It smells very musky/pungent with a hint of vanilla
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If they're gonna give you a life sentence for lighting off fireworks and spray painting cars, there's really no reason for the next group like this to show any restraint. Just something to think about
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Good morning
Feldspar the cat
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
👅
Basil the cat. Tongue out
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Monsoon rainbow from yesterday
Double rainbow all the way
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
trapped him in the torment nexus
basil the cat in a hamper
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/06/2026
try to imagine what original post this is in response to before you click
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Four of Them
4 cats looking out a glass door
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
They are so talented
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I consider it a violation of my personal human rights to have to look at an ad at basically any time
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derek @derky.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It's flat fuck friday
Basil the cat being very flat Another angle
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