Reposted by derekboq @boq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Petting Sister = Licking Brother. They’re equivalent 1122
derek @derky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026good morning to everyone except the guy on my block who decided 7am on a sunday was a good time to start using gas powered gardening tools 011
derek @derky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026141 rolls a year? That's 1 roll every 2.5 days. Are you all doin okay? Gettin enough fiber? 020
Reposted by derekBerensreverie @berensreverie.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Dimetrodon's Daydream #berensart2026 #paleoart 10723258
derek @derky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026You ever think about how we're just absurdly specialized fish 100
Reposted by dereksamantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 18/08/2026that liberals are just now discovering "castro apologia" means that apparently we have not been vocal enough about the fact that castro was good actually and was absolutely right in every confrontation he had with the US. 1231245
Reposted by derekAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Wow. Proponents of the ICE taser gloves are openly saying that one reason they love the gloves is that they doesn’t leave any marks or proof that they were used, making it harder for people to sue when they’re shocked excessively. 30772563803
Reposted by derekCPN @oksettledown.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Thank you for your attention to this matter!! 14571221328
Reposted by derekFietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The visual definition of a "cyclist" completely changes the second you stop designing infrastructure exclusively for middle-aged men riding for sport. 8611150
derek @derky.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Was trying to figure out the discourse so I searched for "sunscreen" and oh wow that's a lot of cartoon butts 000
derek @derky.bsky.social · 06/08/2026i'm the only motherfucker that biked to the roadway redesign public input sesh 010
derek @derky.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Santa Fe city council voted to close its downtown plaza to cars for a few months and as you'd expect the opposition is being super normal about it 020
derek @derky.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Would you all like to see me pet feldspar rapidly while he rolls around on sammy's shirts 191
derek @derky.bsky.social · 21/07/2026someone stole all of basil's limbs and now he has to scoot around like a worm 020
Reposted by derekA Dead Sinking Rory @zealousagain.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Wow cool it seems like when we said “humans are among the least sexually dimorphic of any animals and the differences we have can be altered by hormones and surgery” it was FUCKING CORRECT. 32044645
Reposted by derekpeligrin @pel.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Wanted to capture the full exchange 1334091309
derek @derky.bsky.social · 23/06/2026If they're gonna give you a life sentence for lighting off fireworks and spray painting cars, there's really no reason for the next group like this to show any restraint. Just something to think about 072
Reposted by derekStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/06/2026try to imagine what original post this is in response to before you click 1061333114
Reposted by derekcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I consider it a violation of my personal human rights to have to look at an ad at basically any time 3258771560