Reposted by derdrachejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/09/2026"i will shoot myself in the gut if you do not let me cut off my dick!!!" 24386791394
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 05/09/2026First time working with @zoecwest.bsky.social. What a great collaborator! #FujiGFX #industrial #dopeopleusehashtagshere 31283
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 07/08/2026@inarastarr.bsky.social I followed you a while ago but just today read your profile that you’re a Dropout fan. Is it weird that makes me want to book you more? 😁 120
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 07/08/2026First time working with @beatricemorgana.bsky.social today was an absolute delight. Also I think this GFX100SII and GF110mm f/2 combo and I are going to get along just fine. #fujigfx 2885
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Rumor has it that it’s @bexlaw.bsky.social birthday! Was so good to finally work with her last summer. Happy birthday! 0404
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 02/08/2026To any models who have reached out to me in the past year that I had to decline, I’m booking again now. Let’s make some awesome stuff together! 120
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 22/07/2026So there are two accounts on BlueSky that I see get a ton of interaction that I'm 99% sure are performance art by the same very imaginative person. At this point I follow them to see all the interactions they attract. 030
Reposted by derdrachePoorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Simple pleasures. 2572125
Reposted by derdracheAdam Mockler @adammockler.com · 06/07/202617 Republicans voted NO ON WHAT??? 1411224576
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Saving everyone a bunch of time and proactively deleting the religious nut jobs when they follow me. I’m not going to change you and you’re not going to change me so kindly fuck off. 031
Reposted by derdracheMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 04/07/2026For America: 🎂? #MakeAmericaNormalAgain 🇺🇸 754209805078
Reposted by derdracheMore Movies @moremovies.co.uk · 04/07/2026Happy #caturday from Ripley and Jones 😺🎬 #filmsky #moviesky #cinema 594724541
Reposted by derdracheThe New York Times @nytimes.com · 04/07/2026Nearly one million people who bought President Trump’s memecoin have lost a total of $3.81 billion, a report from a cryptocurrency analytics firm found. nyti.ms/4wucpPynyti.msNearly a Million Investors Lost a Total of $3.8 Billion on Trump Crypto CoinA report from a cryptocurrency analytics firm details how those who bought the Trump memecoin have fared, with most retail investors having lost money while sophisticated traders did better. 103303117
Reposted by derdracheJason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving. 8893366212534
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Just watched S3E1 of House of the Dragon. Holy shit they went HARD! 010
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Happy birthday to @carrieturnermodel.bsky.social!! 11015
Reposted by derdrachee.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 17/06/2026this may well be the defining joke of our era theonion.com/guy-who-suck...theonion.comGuy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AISAN MATEO, CA—After spending the past three decades of his life being totally unable and unwilling to engage in any meaningful way with the world around him, James Parker, a local guy who sucks at bei... 3087262382
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Brind'Amour not even cracking a smile on that empty netter. 😂 010
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Six best words in sports: the cup is in the building. 120
Reposted by derdracheGuy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 14/06/2026One of my cartoons for Monday's Metro 321197114269
Reposted by derdrachePatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/06/2026Remembering a multi-day conservative freakout because Lizzo briefly played a founding father’s flute 8272521368
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 14/06/2026*sigh* Whenever someone starts a sentence with “I’m not racist but…” you know you’re about to hear the most racist shit ever. 040
Reposted by derdracheM Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 11/06/2026NO 👇 LIES DETECTED....... 439237457478
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 12/06/2026With @aliciadawnartmodel.bsky.social at the cinema. Can’t wait to dig into this set! 1392
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 07/06/2026#VGKstatic.klipy.comMaximus: Are You Not Entertained?ALT: Maximus: Are You Not Entertained? 000
Reposted by derdracheScarlett Foxett @scarlettfoxett.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Fun fact: The term "drag" possibly originates from Shakespearean theater, where men played women's roles. "Dressed Resembling A Girl." Drag is art, drag is resistance. Tip your favorite Queer performers generously this month! 🤩 #DragHistory #QueerArt #SupportDragPerformers #PrideMonth 💥 0103
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Knights fans booing both of those goals being overturned are embarrassing themselves. Those were both obviously the correct call. 040
Reposted by derdracheThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House. 638228865843
Reposted by derdrachePatrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 28/05/2026A President ordering the Justice Department to criminally investigate a woman who won a sexual assault lawsuit against him makes Watergate look like an unpaid parking ticket. 207143113858
Reposted by derdracheamanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 29/05/2026ICE is targeting journalists at Delaney Hall. They’re hitting photographers, breaking fingers and smashing off lenses. 3343882040
Reposted by derdracheWolf Hour @wolfhour.bsky.social · 28/05/2026(cartoon Clay Bennett) #politics 131105593087
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 29/05/2026NBA adopted new anti-tanking rules. Maybe not use this exactly but I'd love to see the NHL implement something similar. 030
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Habs fans booing that roughing call on Anderson is hilarious. 010
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I’d say this is a meltdown by the Habs but they were never solid. 060