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derdrache

@derdrache.bsky.social
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modelsociety.com/Photographer/ken-f… Frequently NSFW. Into photography, motorcycles, hockey, dogs, and breakfast foods. If you’re into any of that we’ll probably get along.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/09/2026
"i will shoot myself in the gut if you do not let me cut off my dick!!!"
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Western Michigan just got fucked so hard.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
First time working with @zoecwest.bsky.social. What a great collaborator! #FujiGFX #industrial #dopeopleusehashtagshere
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Posting AI slop? That's an unfollow.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@inarastarr.bsky.social I followed you a while ago but just today read your profile that you’re a Dropout fan. Is it weird that makes me want to book you more? 😁
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
First time working with @beatricemorgana.bsky.social today was an absolute delight. Also I think this GFX100SII and GF110mm f/2 combo and I are going to get along just fine. #fujigfx
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
#RIPmyNAS #FujifilmGFX
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Rumor has it that it’s @bexlaw.bsky.social birthday! Was so good to finally work with her last summer. Happy birthday!
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
To any models who have reached out to me in the past year that I had to decline, I’m booking again now. Let’s make some awesome stuff together!
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
So there are two accounts on BlueSky that I see get a ton of interaction that I'm 99% sure are performance art by the same very imaginative person. At this point I follow them to see all the interactions they attract.
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Simple pleasures.
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Tim Pierce @unchi.org · 11/07/2026
wheezing
Photo of Patriot Front doofuses, dressed in their dark blue overshirts and khaki caps with a dumb flag-shaped red white and blue logo, and white gaiters covering their mouth, and sunglasses covering their eyes, so their entire face is obscured except for a pathetic nose poking out like a sad micropenis.

Caption reads "spent 4 whole years acting like a paper mask at Costco was the trail of tears just to voluntarily dress like a racist beekeeper in 110-degree heat"
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Adam Mockler @adammockler.com · 06/07/2026
17 Republicans voted NO ON WHAT???
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Saving everyone a bunch of time and proactively deleting the religious nut jobs when they follow me. I’m not going to change you and you’re not going to change me so kindly fuck off.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
For America: 🎂? #MakeAmericaNormalAgain 🇺🇸
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More Movies @moremovies.co.uk · 04/07/2026
Happy #caturday from Ripley and Jones 😺🎬 #filmsky #moviesky #cinema
Sigourney Weaver and Jones the cat on the set of Alien (1979)
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 04/07/2026
Nearly one million people who bought President Trump’s memecoin have lost a total of $3.81 billion, a report from a cryptocurrency analytics firm found.  nyti.ms/4wucpPy
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Nearly a Million Investors Lost a Total of $3.8 Billion on Trump Crypto Coin
A report from a cryptocurrency analytics firm details how those who bought the Trump memecoin have fared, with most retail investors having lost money while sophisticated traders did better.
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026
I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Just watched S3E1 of House of the Dragon. Holy shit they went HARD!
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c t @whatulysses.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
can't argue with this.
screenshot from a pop-up window received after downloading Microsoft Office. It features a yellow triangle with an exclamation point and the text, "'Microsoft Teams' is damaged and can't be opened. You should move it to the Trash."
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Happy birthday to @carrieturnermodel.bsky.social!!
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 17/06/2026
this may well be the defining joke of our era theonion.com/guy-who-suck...
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Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI
SAN MATEO, CA—After spending the past three decades of his life being totally unable and unwilling to engage in any meaningful way with the world around him, James Parker, a local guy who sucks at bei...
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Congratulations Canes, well done.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Brind'Amour not even cracking a smile on that empty netter. 😂
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Build Bussi's statue already.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Six best words in sports: the cup is in the building.
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Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
One of my cartoons for Monday's Metro
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/06/2026
Remembering a multi-day conservative freakout because Lizzo briefly played a founding father’s flute
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
*sigh* Whenever someone starts a sentence with “I’m not racist but…” you know you’re about to hear the most racist shit ever.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
NO 👇 LIES DETECTED.......
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
With @aliciadawnartmodel.bsky.social at the cinema. Can’t wait to dig into this set!
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
What the what 😂
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
God I love hockey.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Pull Andersen. #CAR #VGK
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
#VGK
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Maximus: Are You Not Entertained?
ALT: Maximus: Are You Not Entertained?
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
OK who wants to shoot in this?
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Scarlett Foxett @scarlettfoxett.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Fun fact: The term "drag" possibly originates from Shakespearean theater, where men played women's roles. "Dressed Resembling A Girl." Drag is art, drag is resistance. Tip your favorite Queer performers generously this month! 🤩 #DragHistory #QueerArt #SupportDragPerformers #PrideMonth 💥
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Knights fans booing both of those goals being overturned are embarrassing themselves. Those were both obviously the correct call.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A President ordering the Justice Department to criminally investigate a woman who won a sexual assault lawsuit against him makes Watergate look like an unpaid parking ticket.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Now that is a line up.
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
ICE is targeting journalists at Delaney Hall. They’re hitting photographers, breaking fingers and smashing off lenses.
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Wolf Hour @wolfhour.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
(cartoon Clay Bennett) #politics
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
NBA adopted new anti-tanking rules. Maybe not use this exactly but I'd love to see the NHL implement something similar.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Habs fans booing that roughing call on Anderson is hilarious.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I’d say this is a meltdown by the Habs but they were never solid.
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