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derdrache

@derdrache.bsky.social
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modelsociety.com/Photographer/ken-f… Frequently NSFW. Into photography, motorcycles, hockey, dogs, and breakfast foods. If you’re into any of that we’ll probably get along.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/09/2026
"i will shoot myself in the gut if you do not let me cut off my dick!!!"
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Thank you! It was the first thing Zoe pulled out of the wardrobe she brought, I loved it.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That was so corrupt it would make FIFA cringe.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I enjoy sunflower seeds.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Western Michigan just got fucked so hard.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
First time working with @zoecwest.bsky.social. What a great collaborator! #FujiGFX #industrial #dopeopleusehashtagshere
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Posting AI slop? That's an unfollow.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@inarastarr.bsky.social I followed you a while ago but just today read your profile that you’re a Dropout fan. Is it weird that makes me want to book you more? 😁
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
And agreed about Beatrice. Will definitely be working with her again!
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I was actually SHOCKED at the IBIS in the GFX. I was shooting at 1/40 with the 110mm and the images were tack sharp even with it lacking OIS. I haven’t shot with the gf55 yet but I have the Mitakon 65mm f/1.7 arriving later today. Seems to have developed a bit of a cult like following.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
First time working with @beatricemorgana.bsky.social today was an absolute delight. Also I think this GFX100SII and GF110mm f/2 combo and I are going to get along just fine. #fujigfx
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It is. But I’m in it for the color depth and dynamic range. I don’t print on billboards often enough to need 100MP. 😂
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
#RIPmyNAS #FujifilmGFX
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Rumor has it that it’s @bexlaw.bsky.social birthday! Was so good to finally work with her last summer. Happy birthday!
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Yesssssss. Love working with you!
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
To any models who have reached out to me in the past year that I had to decline, I’m booking again now. Let’s make some awesome stuff together!
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
So there are two accounts on BlueSky that I see get a ton of interaction that I'm 99% sure are performance art by the same very imaginative person. At this point I follow them to see all the interactions they attract.
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Simple pleasures.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Gorgeous place! Looks so peaceful.
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Tim Pierce @unchi.org · 11/07/2026
wheezing
Photo of Patriot Front doofuses, dressed in their dark blue overshirts and khaki caps with a dumb flag-shaped red white and blue logo, and white gaiters covering their mouth, and sunglasses covering their eyes, so their entire face is obscured except for a pathetic nose poking out like a sad micropenis.

Caption reads "spent 4 whole years acting like a paper mask at Costco was the trail of tears just to voluntarily dress like a racist beekeeper in 110-degree heat"
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Adam Mockler @adammockler.com · 06/07/2026
17 Republicans voted NO ON WHAT???
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Imtired Boss
ALT: Imtired Boss
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Yet somehow climate change isn’t real. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Saving everyone a bunch of time and proactively deleting the religious nut jobs when they follow me. I’m not going to change you and you’re not going to change me so kindly fuck off.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
For America: 🎂? #MakeAmericaNormalAgain 🇺🇸
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More Movies @moremovies.co.uk · 04/07/2026
Happy #caturday from Ripley and Jones 😺🎬 #filmsky #moviesky #cinema
Sigourney Weaver and Jones the cat on the set of Alien (1979)
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 04/07/2026
Nearly one million people who bought President Trump’s memecoin have lost a total of $3.81 billion, a report from a cryptocurrency analytics firm found.  nyti.ms/4wucpPy
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Nearly a Million Investors Lost a Total of $3.8 Billion on Trump Crypto Coin
A report from a cryptocurrency analytics firm details how those who bought the Trump memecoin have fared, with most retail investors having lost money while sophisticated traders did better.
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026
I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Oh shit congrats!!
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Just watched S3E1 of House of the Dragon. Holy shit they went HARD!
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Good, I’m glad you have a support system. Especially people you’ve created music with, that’s a bond that non musicians don’t understand.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It may sound harsh but you should focus on your own mental wellbeing first and foremost. You can’t pour from an empty cup.
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c t @whatulysses.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
can't argue with this.
screenshot from a pop-up window received after downloading Microsoft Office. It features a yellow triangle with an exclamation point and the text, "'Microsoft Teams' is damaged and can't be opened. You should move it to the Trash."
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Great model and even better human.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Happy birthday to @carrieturnermodel.bsky.social!!
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 17/06/2026
this may well be the defining joke of our era theonion.com/guy-who-suck...
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Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI
SAN MATEO, CA—After spending the past three decades of his life being totally unable and unwilling to engage in any meaningful way with the world around him, James Parker, a local guy who sucks at bei...
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Fuck yeah you did! Get it!
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Did a shibari shoot this morning and the tyer started getting hangry and that was our cue to end the shoot and get him some food. 😂 Nobody wants to work with someone who’s hangry.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Hard to pick a favorite but if I had to I’d probably go with your breasts. Curious to see this project.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I’ve noticed an uptick in this too.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Congratulations Canes, well done.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Brind'Amour not even cracking a smile on that empty netter. 😂
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Build Bussi's statue already.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Ope.
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derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Six best words in sports: the cup is in the building.
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Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
One of my cartoons for Monday's Metro
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/06/2026
Remembering a multi-day conservative freakout because Lizzo briefly played a founding father’s flute
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