Reposted by derdrachejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/09/2026"i will shoot myself in the gut if you do not let me cut off my dick!!!" 24386741395
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Thank you! It was the first thing Zoe pulled out of the wardrobe she brought, I loved it. 000
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 05/09/2026First time working with @zoecwest.bsky.social. What a great collaborator! #FujiGFX #industrial #dopeopleusehashtagshere 31293
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 07/08/2026@inarastarr.bsky.social I followed you a while ago but just today read your profile that you’re a Dropout fan. Is it weird that makes me want to book you more? 😁 120
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 07/08/2026And agreed about Beatrice. Will definitely be working with her again! 000
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I was actually SHOCKED at the IBIS in the GFX. I was shooting at 1/40 with the 110mm and the images were tack sharp even with it lacking OIS. I haven’t shot with the gf55 yet but I have the Mitakon 65mm f/1.7 arriving later today. Seems to have developed a bit of a cult like following. 000
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 07/08/2026First time working with @beatricemorgana.bsky.social today was an absolute delight. Also I think this GFX100SII and GF110mm f/2 combo and I are going to get along just fine. #fujigfx 2885
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 04/08/2026It is. But I’m in it for the color depth and dynamic range. I don’t print on billboards often enough to need 100MP. 😂 110
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Rumor has it that it’s @bexlaw.bsky.social birthday! Was so good to finally work with her last summer. Happy birthday! 0404
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 02/08/2026To any models who have reached out to me in the past year that I had to decline, I’m booking again now. Let’s make some awesome stuff together! 120
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 22/07/2026So there are two accounts on BlueSky that I see get a ton of interaction that I'm 99% sure are performance art by the same very imaginative person. At this point I follow them to see all the interactions they attract. 030
Reposted by derdrachePoorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Simple pleasures. 2573125
Reposted by derdracheAdam Mockler @adammockler.com · 06/07/202617 Republicans voted NO ON WHAT??? 1411223576
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Saving everyone a bunch of time and proactively deleting the religious nut jobs when they follow me. I’m not going to change you and you’re not going to change me so kindly fuck off. 031
Reposted by derdracheMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 04/07/2026For America: 🎂? #MakeAmericaNormalAgain 🇺🇸 754209795079
Reposted by derdracheMore Movies @moremovies.co.uk · 04/07/2026Happy #caturday from Ripley and Jones 😺🎬 #filmsky #moviesky #cinema 594728542
Reposted by derdracheThe New York Times @nytimes.com · 04/07/2026Nearly one million people who bought President Trump’s memecoin have lost a total of $3.81 billion, a report from a cryptocurrency analytics firm found. nyti.ms/4wucpPynyti.msNearly a Million Investors Lost a Total of $3.8 Billion on Trump Crypto CoinA report from a cryptocurrency analytics firm details how those who bought the Trump memecoin have fared, with most retail investors having lost money while sophisticated traders did better. 103302117
Reposted by derdracheJason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving. 8883365212533
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Just watched S3E1 of House of the Dragon. Holy shit they went HARD! 010
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Good, I’m glad you have a support system. Especially people you’ve created music with, that’s a bond that non musicians don’t understand. 000
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 21/06/2026It may sound harsh but you should focus on your own mental wellbeing first and foremost. You can’t pour from an empty cup. 010
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Happy birthday to @carrieturnermodel.bsky.social!! 11015
Reposted by derdrachee.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 17/06/2026this may well be the defining joke of our era theonion.com/guy-who-suck...theonion.comGuy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AISAN MATEO, CA—After spending the past three decades of his life being totally unable and unwilling to engage in any meaningful way with the world around him, James Parker, a local guy who sucks at bei... 3087232384
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Did a shibari shoot this morning and the tyer started getting hangry and that was our cue to end the shoot and get him some food. 😂 Nobody wants to work with someone who’s hangry. 030
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Hard to pick a favorite but if I had to I’d probably go with your breasts. Curious to see this project. 030
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Brind'Amour not even cracking a smile on that empty netter. 😂 010
derdrache @derdrache.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Six best words in sports: the cup is in the building. 120
Reposted by derdracheGuy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 14/06/2026One of my cartoons for Monday's Metro 321197074269
Reposted by derdrachePatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/06/2026Remembering a multi-day conservative freakout because Lizzo briefly played a founding father’s flute 8272501368