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Demetri

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UI programmer at Ubisoft Montreal, he/him

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𝔅𝔏𝔒𝔒𝔇 𝔅ℑ𝔗ℭℌ 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 30/09/2025
logging on to AO3
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Braindead Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee.
You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
New York you guys really need the ceremonial Lord Mayor position for this guy stat
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
Windows Notepad, the native simple text editor, now has formatting options and a Copilot button.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
the sandwich crimes unit contemplates the incident www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
Detective F: Not all the sandwiches were harmless. Some were clubs. People were too frightened of sandwiches to build a Subway in Georgetown.
Officer K: I still have a scar from when I took a meatball sub to the chin in '96 and,
afterward, got into an unrelated knife fight.
Officer J: I started here after transferring from the bread-crimes division in France. I spent decades hunting down a man who stole bread one time. My name is Javert, but that's not important. His name was Jean Valjean. I also resented him because I had just the one name and he had two.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
This is the key to understanding our very, very broken economy.
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
[if Kentucky Route Zero had Waze]: “the faint specter of a deer reported ahead, one that recalls the wildness of the path not taken, a slightly fearful melancholy that you can chase it but never know for how long. Still there?” [clicks yes] “+2 Waze points!”
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 07/07/2025
Art is inefficient. Care is inefficient. Joy is inefficient. Humanity is inefficient. Don't let them take that away.
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
It's so crazy how the comics, animation, and video games industries are wildly popular billion dollar profit type shit and yet there is no money and no jobs for the people who make that possible
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Dang let’s go nyc you mess with one of us you mess with all of us
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Bat-Tali 🦇🎃 (Vancouver era ✨) @talidev3d.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Shaking the bars of my enclosure, foaming at the mouth screaming: HIRE MORE JUNIORS AND INDUSTRY NEWCOMERS YOU WON'T REGRET IT
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
One of the defining feelings in American life, for decades now, is elites doing plainly criminal shit and nothing at all happening as a result. It is deranging in a way that virtually nothing else is. Media fixates on perceived street lawlessness but shit like this matters much more in my opinion.
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Malek Teffaha (مالك) @malekawt.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Genuinely could not be more proud of the AC social media team. This is really brightening my day.
A screenshot from X showing a reply from the Assassin's Creed official account to notorious grifter and hater Grummz, saying "Our game is out".
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Liz England @lizardengland.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
A few years ago Mike Laidlaw gave a great GDC talk on creative direction / narrative direction, which had a side tangent into "why you should write your narrative bible like a ttrpg book" and I've been using that technique for side projects ever since and it's been a joy.
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Ann Leckie @annleckie.com · 27/12/2024
Seen a few folks astonished by my lack of support for ChatGPT and similar. Because AI, right? Yeah, no. What we have right now is glorified autocorrect. Glorified autocorrect that takes the energy of an entire city to do what it does, plus half of Lake Erie to cool down while it's doing it.
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aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
real technology is RPGMaker 2003 or the dolphin emulator. that’s who should be getting millions of dollars from hedge fund guys
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