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The stoat known as Dellway and/or Flakkari Tobin. Stoat-souled stoat-poster, RL asexual. Original Perth fursuiter, cancer survivor, MND warrior, lefty scumbag, full time fuzzball of confusion & weird little outlier who strayed on through. He/him, θΔ. 🔞

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instant murder noodle @dellwayft.bsky.social · 58m
It's not a curse, it's a blessing: everyone I bite turns into a stoat.
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instant murder noodle @dellwayft.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
One of the good things about TFing into a feral stoat, is getting away completely without wearing any clothes.
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instant murder noodle @dellwayft.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
#StillWaitingFor when the movie Gunhed gets remastered to at least 1080p quality...though not exploiting genAI upscaling, TYVM.
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instant murder noodle @dellwayft.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Don't get no secuty involved.
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FANG @ffangedd.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
How many mood swings does it take to settle on a fursona design (core part of my identity)? Anwyays, here's a Fang. #furryart #mustelidfurry
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💙 Nyx 🤍 @nyxus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Sable sploot
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instant murder noodle @dellwayft.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I really am going to have to ramp up the scent marking activities, if ever the advertisers arrive here. #MakeYourselfUnmarketable
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instant murder noodle @dellwayft.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
There’s no more need for words, while I hump your face. #stoatAD
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instant murder noodle @dellwayft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Me, while you’re not looking:
close up of stoat looking cute, surrounded by the words kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
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instant murder noodle @dellwayft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Look at me! I’m cute. I’m fluffy. I’m adorable. I wouldn’t harm a fly. Honest!
stoat sitting up on some grass
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🏳️‍🌈 Klyis 🏳️‍🌈 @klyisweazel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The creature is so happy. Lightly grasped. Surely the bite resistant gloves are unnecessary. Surely the creature should be lightly grasped with an ungloved hand. Yes, a unprotected biteable hand.
A happy sable is lightly grasped by a hand wearing a thick glove.
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Rain @artiacinsomnist.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
#mxtxtober26 day 12: cooking is he making a bioweapon? a potion? dinner? we'll never know #RainBeArting
digital art of stoat xie lian standing on the edge of a pot, stirring the bubbling purple substance inside. he looks to be focused on his task. the liquid (?) is glowing faintly and emitting purple fumes. there are bones, sticks and maggots floating inside.
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☢️Trax🐯 @cloudyobsession.com · 14/10/2026
share.google/ZVJsw7fEjkfg... The main reason black-footed ferret populations can't sustain themselves anymore is droubt. They've dwindled to just 70 in South Dakota. We're not just killing the planet for us, we're wiping out entire species along with us =(
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No black-footed ferrets found in Meeteetse, 40 years after a rescue saved the species | WBAL Baltimore News
Wyoming wildlife managers are reporting that no black-footed ferrets are being detected in the cradle of the species' conservation: the Absaroka Range foothills outside of Meeteetse, where the fe
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Rokka The Witch!!😈🐼🪄 @eeeepydoofuspanda.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I've not drawn a weasel yet...harder than it looks!! But this should be a decent starting point!~
Allistor!! Weaseoo Form!
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Karin Celestine @celestineandthehare.com · 14/10/2026
Hurrah it is Wednesday and while we are driving up to Manchester, the weasels are dancing! Today to the Happy Mondays to get us in the Manchester groove. Dance like a weasel, you know you want to! #weaselwednesday
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Seb Williston @sebyth.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Fully intended to do drawing challenges this month but got in my head about it. Here is a sketch of a polecat drawn from a photo reference in ballpoint pen and half-dry Sharpie. #poorlydrawnoctober
scan of a sketchbook page with a loose sketch of a polecat standing on hind legs, with a close-up sketch of the face drawn crammed in at the bottom as an afterthought.
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Lightdragon @lightdragon.art · 13/10/2026
I work at a veterinaty hospital as a day job, it's a nice place to work, ngl. You get to work with so many cute creatures too. Based on a true story. #art #comic #dragon #ferret #bite
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FaunaHub @faunahub.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ferrets sleep hard, then wake up as tiny chaos engines. They need space to explore, ferret-proofing, and a diet that fits a true carnivore. Ever lived with one — or just watched the videos?
Image of Ferret.
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Anton_HNZ @antonhnz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ferret Dakka www.furaffinity.net/view/66685306/ 💕🔁 if you like it! 🥰 All WIPs and exclusives quickly appear here: patreon.com/anton_hnz #commission #anthro #art #furry #furryart #furrysfw #sfw
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Blueshock21 @blueshock21.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The Witchy Ferret #Furry #Furryart
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THAT Amber @buriedbybooks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Please enjoy my terrible video of a mink hiding from me. He ran right across the path with his dinner in his mouth and was impatiently waiting for me to leave
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vae @vateo.art · 13/10/2026
zap otter commission for Ash 💖
A otter type character flipping off someone in a really cool way
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🪕🦊River Critter🦊🪕 FurPoc AA @takaalive.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
squeak! an otter refsheet all done!
myxomatosis, a north american river otter with blue hair. theyre shown with basic front and back poses and a quadrupedal swimming pose! as well as round gold glasses and a striped tail sock
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Jessica R. Durling @jessicardurling.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A river otter enjoys the salmon run at Port Alberni. 2026.
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Randy A. Eckert Photography @randyaeckert.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is one of my favorite wildlife shots. #wildlifephotography #otter #westcoastbestcoast #followers
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Chin chilla @tinntira.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sable Bassist 🎸
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Niccy 🏳️‍⚧️ @niccymarten.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Been in a bit of a mood lately ❤️🐶
A drawing of an anthropomorphic marten girl, wearing a crop top and holding up a collar, while looking at the viewer and saying "Here, puppy~"
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Jads @jads-i-rutan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You have @anselmhare.bsky.social to thank/blame for this one... They suggested a beech marten getting mixed up with a pine marten, and then my mind went right back to joke shirts
Two sketches of anthropomorphic martens. On the left, sitting on a little ledge with leg crossed and a shirt that reads "A Real Beech." On the right, standing with hand in pocket and a shirt that reads "Feelin Pine."
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𝐄𝐯 💫 @midnightmarten.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Drawing my sona with my current hair length, as a treat 🍬 #furryart #furry #marten
Screenshot of a drawing in procreate. Pictured is am icon of an anthro marten. She has long hair half pulled up into a messy bun. She is smiling softly
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Viz the Bogeymart @bogeymanviz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You'd be surprised how easy reality is to manipulate... a tweak here, an edit there, and the impossible because probable. Allow me to demonstrate... --- Brilliant commission of Viz demonstrating her arcane prowess, by @sirbarkalot.bsky.social! #furona #furryart #marten
Art by SirBarksalot / Soy. An anthro marten with black and orange fur, covered in glowing golden and violet runes, and orange-blonde hair dyed with violet stripes stands, leaning on a cane, a confident grin on her face. She wears a long black jacket with orange lining that billows behind her, along with black jeans, a black crop top, a leather bandolier, a red tie, and violet goggles that keep her hair from falling into her face. Her right hand is raised, and four golden magical runes orbit her hand. She is looking at one and grabbing the rune between her thumb and pointer finger.
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Bodgerina @bodgerina.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🎵 All I wanna do is see you Don't you know that it's true 🎶
european badger looking up at camera over a green dish with peanuts in
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Koichi Murata @zooman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
おはようございます🌤️ 毎度の寝不足だけど穴籠りなどはできず... 行ってきま~す! #ニホンアナグマ #ズーラシア #badger #ZOORASIA
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Lina Corvus 🔞| comms opened! @corvuslina.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My DnD character portrait <3 #DnD #Ranger #badger
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Ali Ball 🇬🇧🇺🇦 @aliball.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Jolene came over at 0230 when most of the food was gone. Sound up if you want to see how noisy she is whilst eating ❤️🐾🦡 #Badger #London #Wildlife
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Platero 🦨 🔜 MFF??? @skunky.pet · 14/10/2026
My duty is to maintain mustelid- mephit relations at any cost
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O.R.Draws 🇻🇪 Comms Open 4/5 @or-draws.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
skunk girl barmaid #furry #ocart
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Biodiversity Pics @biodiversitypix.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🦨 Four-footed Americans and their kin /. New York: Macmillan, 1898, t.p. 1901.. [Source]
Illustration of a little striped skunk standing upright on its hind legs in a natural rocky and grassy environment. The skunk’s fur displays distinct bold black and white stripes running from its head down its back and tail. The animal appears alert, possibly sniffing the air, with surrounding tall grasses and rocks providing habitat context. The artwork is rendered in a detailed, monochromatic style typical of early 20th-century naturalist illustrations. The caption below reads "Little Striped Skunk," and the image is attributed to Ernest Seton Thompson.
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Kabydo ✦🐾✦ @kabydo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
WIP! important question incoming… 📞💕 #furry #furryart #skunk #wip
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ShawnFnLucas @shawnfnlucas.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Good thing I don’t care about “curb appeal”, this skunk is ripping up my sod, searching for insects. #backyardbio
a fluffy black & white skunk enjoying grub in a leaf-strewn yard. a fluffy black & white skunk enjoying grub in a leaf-strewn yard, in early morning darkness.
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Winter Grison 🦡 @greater-grison.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Patagonian weasels look like mini-grisons. #mustelid #mustelids #musteloidea
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instant murder noodle @dellwayft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Every day is mustelidae!
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instant murder noodle @dellwayft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Or mammalian anatomy, for that matter.
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instant murder noodle @dellwayft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The dropouts have returned with a vengeance, and it’s already progressed past the stage of pissing me off.
rage gulo in a straitjacket
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💙 Nyx 🤍 @nyxus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Fact: Martens do not obey any rules. As a result, they do not obey the laws of physics
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instant murder noodle @dellwayft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Bat Krown 🦇🎃 @katbrownwrites.com · 13/10/2026
The irony that the BBC blurred out the Protect the Dolls slogan on a Strictly contestant’s tshirt for their social accounts as “political” but will happily dedicate a two-part doc to the woman who uses her billions to fund lawsuits to persecute transgender people www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
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Two-part documentary on J.K. Rowling announced by BBC Factual and BBC Scotland
The documentary will use her life as a lens through which to explore three decades of profound social, political and technological change
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Kathryn de Tomb 🪦 @kathryndeplume.com · 19/12/2025
The BBC is just a propaganda machine. Don’t give them your money. You don’t HAVE to pay the license fee. Just don’t watch LIVE TV, and don’t watch iPlayer, and you don’t need a license.
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misfit @theoptimisfit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
stoat reference sheet commission for @char102.bsky.social { #commissions, #furryart }
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Hello, Ween! @vermstudio.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
[2024] Kung-Fu Freddy This is a slightly outdated design for Freddy, and its also his spring/summer coat. The boy is a skilled martial artist, I have neglected to mention that for a long while. I'll make a new ref eventually! [ #furry | #furryart | #weasel ]
Freddy, my long tailed weasel character in a badly drawn pose where he's about to do a side kick.
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