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delbauchery.bsky.social

@delbauchery.bsky.social
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Writer, poet, farter.

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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Buying so much Gorgonzola was an amazing Sunday decision that I have enjoyed every day this week.
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Talonbooks @talonbooks.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Today is #WorldTelevisionDay and have we got a #poetry collection for you! If you've ever given serious thought to Olivia Pope's jackets or wondered which SNL cast member you are, check out You're Gonna Love This by @delbauchery.bsky.social. talonbooks.com/books/you-re... #Booksky💙📚
A graphic with six tv screens, two in three rows. The first says "November 21 Is" over colour bars, the second says "World Television Day" over static, the third over an image of spilled popcorn reads "Check out You're Gonna Love This", the fourth over an image of tickets says "By Dina Del Bucchia", the fifth has a picture of Dina Del Bucchia superimposed over a movie theatre, and the sixth over red cinema seats says "Poetry for Television Lovers, Available where fine books are sold."
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Canada’s proposed budget sucks shit
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Not me forgetting I’ve eaten beets for the past three days and having a minor conniption every time I go to the loo.
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I mean like barf. A huge bucket if barf sick. Not cool.
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
People using LinkedIn as a professional tool is actually so fucking sick
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I opened a new package of dishwashing gloves today, so pretty exciting day for me!!!!!!!!!
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Farzana Doctor @farzanadoctor.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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Report suggests arms still flow from Canada to Israel despite denials | CBC News
The government of Canada is adamant — with certain, shifting caveats — that it has not allowed arms shipments to Israel since January 2024, and yet Israeli import data and publicly available shipping ...
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Indrapramit Das @indrapramitdas.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Goebbels would be so proud.
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
OpenAI basically says they want college classrooms to be the test site. We’d be paying to be their subjects. No thanks. Pay faculty, hire more faculty.
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isabella mori @moritherapy.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
vancouver.citynews.ca/2025/08/01/m...
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1 in 3 Metro Vancouver workers don't earn enough to cover basics
A large portion of workers don't make enough to cover essentials like food and rent, jeopardizing their ability to live in British Columbia.
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I had some lemon meringue pie and I was eating the pie so enthusiastically that I got some meringue in my hair and I thought I got it out with a little water but it was so much meringue that I had to wash my hair.
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Walking to my garden, the farmers market, and the vintage store and getting great things at all locations and getting home before noon is a perfect start to a day off. Now I feel like I can have a whole other second day off! And it’s daylight. Why yes, I’m not a night owl. Why do you ask?
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Jane Shi | 皮爬高 echolalia echolalia is out now @pipagaopoetry.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
After very long days I very much enjoy reading @delbauchery.bsky.social’s substack. And sending screenshots of the “Mark Carney is not some babygirl!” highlighted to USian friends who recently moved to Vancouver… 🤣
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Eggs expensive? A weirdo about soy because you read fake facts twenty years ago? Beans too farty for your butt? Can’t get your grubby little mitts on fresh meat? Want to stay on trend meeting your protein goals? Could just eat the rich.
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
One of my patented bad takes is that movie theatre food should be way better and that popcorn is not a good snack.
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I have a newsletter and here is the one that came out today. I am a bit mean. dinadelbucchia.substack.com/p/wtf-fuckfa...
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WTF, Fuckface, Like, WTF
Hey Fuckface,
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I turned on the live election results and fucking Jason Kenney said “advocates of ReconciliACTION” and then sadly I passed away
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Talonbooks @talonbooks.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
And at last, the triumphant triumverate of The Place of Scraps by Jordan Abel, Wayside Sang by Cecily Nicholson, and Rom Com by @delbauchery.bsky.social and Daniel Zomparelli. Happy reading!
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Jessica @energyslime.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
SHARING IS CARING: It’s fingerblast Friday yet again: use your fingers to click da link and blast some $ over to @jayarner.bsky.social Help us reach 30% of our goal! 🤞🏳️‍⚧️
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Donate to Help Jay Arner Cover Transition Costs, organized by Jessica Delisle
Let me tell you about my beautiful wife! Jay has been a dedicated member of the … Jessica Delisle needs your support for Help Jay Arner Cover Transition Costs
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isabella mori @moritherapy.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Canada’s most unique poetry prize – deadline extended. 5 prize winners & 4 honorable mentions will be published in a chapbook. 2 readings readings in the fall! Please repost! moritherapy.wixsite.com/murielsjourn... @delbauchery.bsky.social‬ @zoewhittall.bsky.social‬ @sheribenning.bsky.social‬
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2025 Muriel's Journey Poetry Prize
Submit your poetry to the 2025 MURIEL’S JOURNEY POETRY PRIZE. What's Muriel's Journey all about? Find out here PRIZE:First Prize $100 First Prize for a poem by a Vancouver Downtown Eastside (DTES) contributor $100 Second Prize $50 Fortuna's Choice: $35 for a poem selected at random from the longlist of general entry poemsAll winners and honorary mentions will be published in Fire In The Heart, the Muriel’s Journey Chapbook for 2025. CRITERIA: Content: Should meet one or more of these criteria:
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Every week I unload my White Lotus theories. The first couple weeks it was that a monkey was the gunman, but my new theory is that it’s a bunch of loose cobras.
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Mikey is great, but not awarding Demi sucks MonstroElisasue shit!!!!
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Adrian Brody is the stale white bread of actors and we have to stop rewarding him
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Okay I actually have said very little. But Conan is Conaning so hard!!
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Are we doing Oscars talk here? I mean I am!
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Garfield Eats guy is running for the PPC? Honestly, nothing makes more sense than this. Far right lunacy is built on the flimsy bones of failed businessmen.
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
It actually is hard being this cute.
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Good morning to the guy who aggressively guns it to get his car outta the snow in the alley every morning and gets stuck over and over and that guy only.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 04/02/2025
"So the Grammy awards can talk about steps toward equity, and I applaud those they have taken to this point. But healthcare and a living wage has to be on the table to truly make measurable progress not just for superstars, but for everyone." always read Don't Rock The Inbox
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Please tell me there’s a better way to make money. I’m researching all the schemes Fred Flintsone tried because that feels more realistic in terms of getting paid what I’m worth.
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I’m only here for Jen, who is hilarious
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 24/01/2025
“I’m a millenial” - tells me nothing about someone’s generational upbringing “I know Bob Odenkirk as a comedian first and a dramatic actor as a surprising second” - I understand everything about you
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I look forward to doing Jen proud and adding more names to my list of enemies.
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Me kicking up a fuss because the way the world works is such pure shit and it makes me sooooo mad
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Can I get a patron? Like rich people who care about “the arts” start giving artists money again? Bring that shit back, babe. Babe! BABE!! Gimme!
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
People trying this again, hey?! Cool. Cool. Cooooooool.
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
Dear Poshmark, Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Lia Pas @liapas.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Vancouver area people! Only a few free tickets left for the SHARP NOTIONS launch Thursday night (Oct 26th) at Iron Dog Books. Buy a book and enjoy 30% off a single item at @baaadannas during special shop hours for attendees! PLUS there’s a stitch social! tinyurl.com/bdzk3z8a
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BOOK LAUNCH: Sharp Notions by Marita Dachsel & Nancy Lee
Join us for the launch of "Sharp Notions: Essays from the Stitching Life," along with a stitch social and extended hours at Baaad Anna's!
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Certain people have the power to make me feel like pure shit even though they are not really involved in my life much at all and I don’t really respect ‘em and that only makes me feel even deeper in the toilet!! Toilet baby summer!
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
I remembered that Zuckerberg hover-surfboard, flag July 4th video from a couple years ago and watched it and it’s as funny as I remembered it. Just fucking hysterical!!!!
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Jen Sookfong Lee @jensookfonglee.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Who can I fight around here?
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delbauchery.bsky.social @delbauchery.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Time to fart around here now
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