Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I’m very excited for people to see platypus and hear the music we made 050
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 05/08/2026There should be a size of letter below lower case. For bugs to use :) 050
Reposted by Jay Arner𓃡 @doginyard.ca · 21/07/2026aiiiieeeeeee please help us if you can! almost everyone i know is struggling and there are much more serious causes but if you have something to spare to help my doggy i'd be forever grateful (and draw you a little something later) gofund.me/40736091dgofund.meDonate to UNEXPECTED FANG EMERGENCY, organized by Lyle and Jakehello friends and strangers, the Lake family here (Lyle + Jake + Belka). cool fundraiser title… Lyle and Jake needs your support for UNEXPECTED FANG EMERGENCY 499112
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 15/07/2026If you own a toyota yaris you should be allowed to enter any yaris you see and drive it where you need to go 050
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Deacon blues by steely dan is the most beautiful song about being a loser. More beautiful than loser by beck 3100
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 24/05/2026At band practice last night i said offhandedly that i could probably kill someone if i had to, and the room went uncomfortably silent. I hope my retelling of this story doesn’t meet the same fate… let’s make this go viral 0227
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Having “the talk” with my son (there is a secret aisle in the grocery store where you can buy something called Pepsi Blanker that you can add to pepsi and it turns it a sort of grey blankish colour so nobody will know the amount of pepsi you drink is unsafe) 0100
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 24/04/2026If the who made tommy in 2026 it would be about someone who is really good at resident evil 9 0141
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 22/03/2026(I’m about to bite a big sandwich but a dog with wings flies up and steals it out of my hands) whaaaa (the dog hovers above me and pisses on my floppy sun hat) ughhhh (I notice a table with a fallen over beaker labelled “imp dna” dripping into a bowl of half-eaten dog food below) buhhhhh??? 040
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 10/03/2026If you take a math class in university they let you meet some of the numbers 050
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 12/08/2025I’m doing a “the perfect drug” style drum showboating break every band i’m in every show i don’t care if i get off-tempo one second in 050
Reposted by Jay ArnerJessica @energyslime.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Please share my fundraiser for @jayarner.bsky.social with your most famous and rich friends, followers, enemies, associates etc. We’ve got 59% more to go! www.gofundme.com/f/help-jay-a... 11818
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 09/05/2025New service where you send me your song and i make the intro lofi 0100
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 21/04/2025The #1 comedy podcast about horses (Retail Nightmares) is back for one episode! If my fundraiser reaches its goal we’ll make another one :) @aliciatobin.bsky.social @energyslime.bsky.social @grahamclark.bsky.social retailnightmares.comretailnightmares.comRetail NightmaresPodcast by Alicia Tobin and Jessica Delisle retailnightmarespodcast@gmail.com iTunes RSS Alicia's... 34312
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 18/04/2025In the first episode of the castlevania netflix show the guy notices a really high ledge and then a few episodes later he comes back and double jumps onto the ledge 030
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 12/04/2025*curses you so your bananas go directly from green to brown* 071
Reposted by Jay ArnerJessica @energyslime.bsky.social · 04/04/2025SHARING IS CARING: It’s fingerblast Friday yet again: use your fingers to click da link and blast some $ over to @jayarner.bsky.social Help us reach 30% of our goal! 🤞🏳️⚧️gofundme.comDonate to Help Jay Arner Cover Transition Costs, organized by Jessica DelisleLet me tell you about my beautiful wife! Jay has been a dedicated member of the … Jessica Delisle needs your support for Help Jay Arner Cover Transition Costs 0157
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 24/03/2025FFS is obscenely expensive so I’m doing a fundraiser 😅gofundme.comDonate to Help Jay Arner Cover Transition Costs, organized by Jessica DelisleLet me tell you about my beautiful wife! Jay has been a dedicated member of the … Jessica Delisle needs your support for Help Jay Arner Cover Transition Costs 02112
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 21/03/2025I could probably catch a wild pokémon with a poké ball in real life 050
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 18/03/2025No i will not write “lyrics” what am i a fucking bard?? Grow up 180
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 11/03/2025If i was an opera singer i’d wear ripped jeans n shit. Fuck the fans of traditional opera 080
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Just realized that in 2019 i should have asked clairo to collab on a track. Jay u goofed it again 060
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Unfortunately sonic the hedgehog has gone feral and bit james marsden 040
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 25/02/2025🙋♀️ Hi, former carpenter here! Cutting towards yourself is actually really badass 040
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Niche post but ROCK RADIO MIX ENGINEERS you are all BANNED from using the decapitator plugin 👩⚖️ 030
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Taking all the beauty and pain of transitioning and putting it into music will be no problem for me (wrote the song “bongo dance” with my wife) 0110
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Dealing with everything by licking a big ativan like a horse 150
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Guy who never learned about the penis: WHAT the HELL is this thing on top of my balls!!!? 0101
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 03/02/2025😮 wow a dragon 🐉 that’s right u little fucker 😮 do u breathe fire and everything? 🐉 i’ll roast a damn corncob on the spot 😮 that sounds really nice 🐉 watch me fucker. Now let’s have some corn together 👨🏻 annnd that was a scene from “the hunger of the beast”…. BIZARRE film 🧑 bizarre film 040
Reposted by Jay Arnerhiller @hillergoodspeed.bsky.social · 03/02/2025my personal advice is that music is the best investment and friends are the second best investment. which is why going to a local show and buying all the merch is the most fiscally sound thing you can do. 0125
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Humans are the most pitiful animals because they literally just made something up and then let it consume their lives. Of course I’m taking about “fantastical mystery” style tv shows starting with “the grand old dame” ABC’s Lost 060
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Dogs and cats should be able to receive factor grants 0110
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Nu metal guitar player using a capo. Just something I made up :) 180
Jay Arner @jayarner.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Summer 2024 when Jessica and I came out on Vish’s podcast 🤠 081
