Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 7hPlain speaking in the face of chronic dissembling is really effective. 060
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 9hStay safe, Maj. I have a couple of colleagues working out of Atlanta who were plenty worried about it. This damn El Niño really did a number on the hurricane season. 010
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 9h Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day for white Republican dudes named Mike, I gather.static.klipy.comBelt Belt To AssALT: Belt Belt To Ass 1110
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 11h@kweencassie.bsky.social I found your family coat of arms. 151
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 11hI bought Tina Jolly Rancher popsicles and the good Drumsticks. It's on, tonight. 120
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 11hThe caption spelled cum wrong.static.klipy.comKimberly Guilfoyle: The Best Is Yet To ComeALT: Kimberly Guilfoyle: The Best Is Yet To Come 230
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 11hstatic.klipy.comShrek's Rizz Moment: MaybeALT: Shrek's Rizz Moment: Maybe 010
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 11hOkay, I didn't do all that. That's a sleep paralysis demon you can keep for your very own. 240
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 11hThese worthless cocksuckers coming to the most obvious conclusion possible 10 years later than everyone else can kiss my ass in the middle on Tijuana street taco night. 350
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 14hSome people, man. If you’ve got one asshole, they have two. It’s exhausting.static.klipy.comBro Shut Up Cat ReactionALT: Bro Shut Up Cat Reaction 190
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 14hMy family had an unbroken line of men and women serving in the US military going back to the Revolution. I am the last to follow that tradition. It has nothing to do with whatever one of this closeted dicktip's blaring insecurities are being represented in this clip. 1100
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 15hI don't know how to act when you give me a compliment, Jose.static.klipy.comMidnight The Cat Stopped Working MemeALT: Midnight The Cat Stopped Working Meme 110
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 16hIt's eugenics. Full stop. All of it. It's the dumbest, ugliest, most dysfunctional daddy-never-loved-me losers you've ever met running us into the ground because they can't accept it's them that's scaring the hoes. 130
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 16hCouchfucker always reminding us that he does not understand America or Americans. 030
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 17hAlways Hellman's/Best Foods. All other mayos are for posers. 130
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 17hAlso, screenshotting you wishing my wife was sick. Gonna put that in my pocket. 120
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 17hScary hospital test. Got the best possible news, so she's feeling perky. Might "take care" of her, later. 220
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 17hI took care of Tina this morning and she gave me her fries in thanks. Fry White Knight.static.klipy.comDancing Knight WigglesALT: Dancing Knight Wiggles 120
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 17hGod-tier fry sauce: 2 parts mayo (Hellman's you weirdos) 1 part ketchup 1 part chili crisp (Lao Gan Ma) 5121
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comHatching Dinosaur Says YepALT: Hatching Dinosaur Says Yep 120
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Also, landlines and dial-up so there's real tension when anyone wants to check AOL. 040
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Resident Evil ass administration.static.klipy.comBela Dimitrescu - Resident Evil VillageALT: Bela Dimitrescu - Resident Evil Village 150
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Seriously, she looks like she could unhinge her jaw and swallow Trump whole. 100
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That's the kind of thing a worm would say.static.klipy.comWindows Error Virus AlertALT: Windows Error Virus Alert 110
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Did you ask it if it would still love you if you were a worm? 110
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What kind of world are we living in when you can't get sound scientific opinions from guys who play a children's game as a job? 030
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yeah, I mean, if all Americans share the blame for enabling Israel, then how could she be tagged for it somehow MORE than Donald Trump. He was a former POTUS. She was VP and a former Senator. Seems like maybe it was really just misogyny, to me. 100
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comArnold Schwarzenegger Gear UpALT: Arnold Schwarzenegger Gear Up 110