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@definitelyjustbob.bsky.social
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US Navy Gulf War (OG) Veteran • War is a Racket Scroll & Groans Society • Left Turn Assassin Rip City for life • I cuss, like, a lot department.va.gov/homeless

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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 6h
I could eat.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 7h
But John, Sean is such a good interviewer.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 7h
Plain speaking in the face of chronic dissembling is really effective.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 9h
Stay safe, Maj. I have a couple of colleagues working out of Atlanta who were plenty worried about it. This damn El Niño really did a number on the hurricane season.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 9h
Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day for white Republican dudes named Mike, I gather.
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Belt Belt To Ass
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 10h
They're not invited, sicko.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 10h
That's a superpower.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 10h
I mean, there ^are^ some barnyard noises.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 11h
@kweencassie.bsky.social I found your family coat of arms.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 11h
I bought Tina Jolly Rancher popsicles and the good Drumsticks. It's on, tonight.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 11h
The caption spelled cum wrong.
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Kimberly Guilfoyle: The Best Is Yet To Come
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 11h
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Shrek's Rizz Moment: Maybe
ALT: Shrek's Rizz Moment: Maybe
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 11h
Okay, I didn't do all that. That's a sleep paralysis demon you can keep for your very own.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 11h
You're WELCOME
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 11h
No secret bigguns on raccoons. This is child abuse.
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John @johnbull.wtf · 13h
god damn this is 🔥🔥
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 11h
Goodness.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 11h
These worthless cocksuckers coming to the most obvious conclusion possible 10 years later than everyone else can kiss my ass in the middle on Tijuana street taco night.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 11h
And every ISP's.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 14h
I believe you, and everyone's counting. Everyone.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 14h
Some people, man. If you’ve got one asshole, they have two. It’s exhausting.
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Bro Shut Up Cat Reaction
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 14h
Age old question all over the Ozarks.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 14h
My family had an unbroken line of men and women serving in the US military going back to the Revolution. I am the last to follow that tradition. It has nothing to do with whatever one of this closeted dicktip's blaring insecurities are being represented in this clip.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 15h
They're the same brand, ya douche canoe.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 15h
I don't know how to act when you give me a compliment, Jose.
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Midnight The Cat Stopped Working Meme
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 15h
They'd be lucky to have you, Aster.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 15h
It's so good. I love it on fried eggs.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 16h
It's eugenics. Full stop. All of it. It's the dumbest, ugliest, most dysfunctional daddy-never-loved-me losers you've ever met running us into the ground because they can't accept it's them that's scaring the hoes.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 16h
Couchfucker always reminding us that he does not understand America or Americans.
Tracking poll of Elon Musk's favorability and unfavorability between January 2024 and October 2026. 53.4% of Americans have an unfavorable view of Musk, currently.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 17h
Always Hellman's/Best Foods. All other mayos are for posers.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 17h
Also, screenshotting you wishing my wife was sick. Gonna put that in my pocket.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 17h
Scary hospital test. Got the best possible news, so she's feeling perky. Might "take care" of her, later.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 17h
I took care of Tina this morning and she gave me her fries in thanks. Fry White Knight.
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Dancing Knight Wiggles
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 17h
God-tier fry sauce: 2 parts mayo (Hellman's you weirdos) 1 part ketchup 1 part chili crisp (Lao Gan Ma)
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 18h
Don’t do Bison like that john he’s trying
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Rhys Hughes @rhysaurus.bsky.social · 22h
To celebrate the publication of my new book of humorous occult detective stories, I’ve made the ebook free for the next five days... #booksky Get the ebook here: www.amazon.com/dp/B0HM7DZKJT
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The Supernatural Nature of Nathan Gesture
Amazon.com: The Supernatural Nature of Nathan Gesture eBook : Hughes, Rhys: Kindle Store
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mine thinks we have a toddler in the house.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Hatching Dinosaur Says Yep
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
These are the least serious people that exist.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also, landlines and dial-up so there's real tension when anyone wants to check AOL.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Uncanny.
My shopping preferences page from Amazon. It knows I like snacks. How I thought I kept it so secret.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Resident Evil ass administration.
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Bela Dimitrescu - Resident Evil Village
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seriously, she looks like she could unhinge her jaw and swallow Trump whole.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
jesus christ what is that
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's the kind of thing a worm would say.
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Windows Error Virus Alert
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did you ask it if it would still love you if you were a worm?
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What kind of world are we living in when you can't get sound scientific opinions from guys who play a children's game as a job?
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
CTE comin' in hot.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, I mean, if all Americans share the blame for enabling Israel, then how could she be tagged for it somehow MORE than Donald Trump. He was a former POTUS. She was VP and a former Senator. Seems like maybe it was really just misogyny, to me.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Gear Up
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