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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:

"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.
Boy watching Homer beat up the krusty burglar: 

Stop! He’s already dead!
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Here we go again...
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
It seems the US plans to create a buffer state in South Asia between Bangladesh and Myanmar are coming to fruition. Big L for "Chanakyas" Modi, Shah, Doval and Jaishankar. www.india.com/news/world/b...
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BIG trouble for Bangladesh as Arakan Army seizes control of country's territory amid worsening relationship with India, Muhammad Yunus now in...
Bangladesh has been witnessing an unprecedented crisis since Sheikh Hasina was forced to resign as the Prime Minister and flee the country.
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I can probably buy a car now from money I made trading CARTRADE stock over the last year. 😂
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
What I look like V/s What I'm singing about
R&B pop singer Teddy Swims"simp love life"
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 11/12/2024
Googling Stuff: Then v Now.
This title if the comic is ‘Googling Stuff…’
The comic shows two columns: on the left is “Then” showing search results with one thing listed as “the thing you want”

On the right column is ‘Now’ - also showing search results but in this case it’s a whole bunch of stuff you don’t need:

AI TAKING A WILD STAB AT IT WITH SOME
BLATANT MISINFORMATION

SPONSORED RESULT

SPONSORED RESULT

SPONSORED RESULT

SPONSORED RESULT

PEOPLE ALSO ASK

VIEW PRODUCTS

And then right at the bottom just off screen is ‘the thing you want’
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Looks like Modi is on the verge of ending democracy in India with "One Nation, One minus One Election".
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
This is a great summary of the current Indian economic scenario. youtu.be/gczF-37ktfE
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Why is India slowing suddenly? | Middle Class Bachao, Economy Badhao | Challenges of Indian economy
YouTube video by The Bond Economist - by Dr. Aurodeep Nandi
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Indian RBI data from 2024. Per capita phone ownership has declined in India since 2017. 15% of the Indian population doesn't have cellphone access.
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Fascinating Planet Money episode on how George Soros broke the Bank of England and forced UK to devalue the Pound. One of the main actors, Scott Bessent, was then an analyst at Soros' Fund and is now Trump's nominee for Treasure Secy. open.spotify.com/episode/1gHJ...
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George Soros vs. the Bank of England
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General Iroh needs a long long walk @ihearthaggis.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I hope that entire town and all its coaching centres just burn down. They've ruined so many lives and normalised rat race mentality for whole generations!
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Nehru was probably one of the most woke Indians of his time, perhaps even more woke than Indians of today. Hence the irony...
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Good riddance...hope this town dies... youtu.be/6D9pR3U5bko
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Deserted streets, empty hostels: Kota is facing test for survival, competing against edtech
YouTube video by ThePrint
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
😂
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Insane...epitome of Hindu Rashtra...Uttar Pradesh
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
😍
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 10/12/2024
Google said its quantum computer needed less than five minutes to perform a mathematical calculation that one of the world’s most powerful supercomputers could not complete in 10 septillion years, a length of time that exceeds the age of the known universe.
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Google Makes New Quantum Computing Breakthrough
Google unveiled an experimental machine capable of tasks that a traditional supercomputer could not master in 10 septillion years. (That’s older than the universe.)
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Love Jihad Award Wapsi Gang Khan Market Gang Lutyens Liberal Sickular Urban Naxal Rice Bag Dhimmi Anti-India Soros Gang Green Terrorist
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
"Award Wapsi Gang" 😂
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Looks like the revenue secretary responsible for tax terrorism and fucked up GST is the new RBI governor. Even Shaktikanta "demonetization" Das was not pliant enough for the Modi syndicate. www.ndtv.com/india-news/r...
ndtv.com
Revenue Secretary Sanjay Malhotra Appointed New RBI Governor
Revenue Secretary Sanjay Malhotra has been appointed Governor of the Reserve Bank of India (RBI). He will take charge from Wednesday for three years, the government said in a statement.
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manish vij @mvij.org · 09/12/2024
The billionaires are out in front, let’s not sell T••••’s brigands short
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Even in the 1980s, India has a domestic industry which manufactured things like electrical appliances, toys, tools etc. Much of it was shoddy but still 100% Indian. Today all these goods are Chinese imports.
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The US supported Modi tlhinking he will open up the Indian market to US companies. Except they never read RSS economic thought which can be summarized as: 1. The Indian economy should be hermetically sealed from the rest of the world 2. Economic production should be reorganized along caste lines
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
it's the best anti immigration strategy the US could have...attacking both legal and illegal immigration with one blow.
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Quad needs to be proof'ed against leaders of all the 4 members 😂😂😂
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Evan Simko-Bednarski @simko-bednarski.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Drunks to run the pentagon / Damascus taken Assad gone / South Korean martial law / RFK has milk that's raw / insurance honcho blown away / giant drones above N.J...
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a man is sitting in front of a fire with the words we did n't start the fire below him
ALT: a man is sitting in front of a fire with the words we did n't start the fire below him
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Meanwhile back at Assad's palace...
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rosh @funnyturd.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Tbh I don't get it, some people apparently hate that hell hole of a site and still tweet away multiple times per hour. This reeks of some sort of abusive relationship.
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Hari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Many accounts speculating that this is Assad’s plane
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Meanwhile in Syria...
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
😭
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William “Balloon Guy” Kim @thekimulation.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Nothing ever happens bros it's so over
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Rory Johnston @roryjohnston.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
On the wall of my high school philosophy class room my teacher had installed a large sign reading: “Listen with the intent to understand, not the intent to reply.” I think about that sign a lot.
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Indrapramit Das @indrapramitdas.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Two genocidal and begrudging allies in a slapfight (the Adani slap was clearly an unexpected sting for India).
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Agree...giving handouts will keep the poor happy, and anti muslim violence will keep the middle and upper class happy. They could do it, and there would be no opposition.
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Scroll @scroll.in · 07/12/2024
Cross-border tensions between India and Bangladesh are spilling over into India's medical tourism. Many doctors in India with are refusing to treat Bangladeshis, who make up more than half of all international medical tourists to India. Report by Abhik Deb & Devansh Mittal
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How cross-border tensions are taking a toll on Bangladeshi patients and Indian hospitals
Doctors have criticised the ‘unethical’ calls from within India’s medical fraternity to refuse treatment to Bangladeshis.
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Need chords or tab for this banger
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Recently had to tell a Darwin award nominated mechanic who was testing the brakes of my car to wear a seat belt. He had strapped the seat belt behind him just so the alert would stop beeping. This was when he was going to speed up and then brake hard to test the brakes. Why are Indians like this?
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
“Written on the shell casings were the words ‘deny,’ ‘defend’ and ‘depose,’ according to sources.”
abcnews.go.com
UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson shot dead in Midtown Manhattan, masked gunman at large
UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was shot near a Midtown Manhattan hotel in a potentially targeted shooting early Wednesday, according to police.
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rosh @funnyturd.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Obama refused to try any of the bankers responsible for that global catastrophe and instead bailed them all out. Their entire system is failing them so the people's reactions we see on this news should be pretty understandable.
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rosh @funnyturd.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
This CEO killing stuff feels like what the European working class did countless times in the late 19th century and early 1900s to their politicians and rich people. It's also similar in the sense that people in the US are disillusioned by the economics and their politics especially post 2008 crisis.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
TikTok is pretty wild right now. I don’t think the ruling class is prepared for the cultural shift that’s happening this week.
Screenshot from a TikTok video showing a man with a guitar and the words deny defend deposeScreenshot from a TikTok video showing the words sent defend depose and a woman dancing along with a security camera image of the UnitedHealth shooter Screenshot from a TikTok video of a woman excited by the words Deny defend deposeScreenshot from a TikTok video 

New Yorkers reacting to the Defend Deny Depose guy: What about the people he murdered? What murder?
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
They’re often getting deleted by social media platforms but the UnitedHealth CEO murder ballad is definitely a genre now online.
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
So happy that mobile phone tech has allowed humans to take selfies in public restrooms and take videocalls with close family members at the urinal.
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Rohit should retire, Virat should get progressive glasses. #BGT #AusvInd
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Traveling Salesman @definite.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Philip Kotler Presidential Award coming up 😂😂😂
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