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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
How to gift wrap a book… my cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books.
Title: How to gift wrap a book

A book, scissors, sellotape and giftwrap on a table. The book has a friendly face and says "1. Roll out your chosen paper and put the book on it."

The book continues, saying "2. Take a moment to consider the book as an object." and "3. Ask yourself "Will the intended recipient fully appreciate this book and accord it the respect that it truly deserves?"


"4. Correct. They will not. Put the book on your shelf and replace it with a different gift."
Socks, chocolate, whatever.
Repeat steps 1-4 for any other books
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 20,1954
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Nick Stevens @nick-stevens.com · 05/12/2024
#SovietSeasonalSpace Another Soviet Union Seasonal Space Card, "Happy New Year"
#SovietSeasonalSpace
Another Soviet Union Seasonal Space Card, "Happy New Year"
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Victoria aka Blaze @burrddoh.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
😂
Conspiracy theory: Australia is Scooby Doo
Image: map of Australia which has been drawn around in blue ink to resemble Scooby Doo’s face; above, Indonesia is indicated as a possible Scooby Snack
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 15,1948
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

LET'S GO IN HERE FOR A DISH OF
ICE CREAM

NO --LET'S GO TO THAT OTHER PLACE

WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO IN HERE ?

BECAUSE THIS CLERK HATES THE BOSS

( SINCE THE CLERK HATES THE BOSS, ALL THE CUSTOMERS ARE GETTING EXTRA LARGE SERVINGS OF ICE CREAM)
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Ⳝ𐤠ƬꓴⱤƝⰙ - 𝔹𝕣𝕦𝕟𝕠 𝕕𝕖 𝔸𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒𝕕𝕖 @defactobruno.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Perfume amadeirado ❌ Cheiro de pau ✔️
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Many commentators say that vigilante groups are never the answer. But they clearly don't know about the masked Ecuadorian trio named “Acción Ortográfica Quito,” who roam the streets at night with a singular purpose: to correct all the spelling and grammar mistakes they find in graffiti.
An example of Acción Ortográfica Quito doing the Lord's work (graffiti on a wall corrected with red spray paint)
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Laurel Gale @laurelgale.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I took this photo a couple of years ago. The osprey is coughing up a pellet. You can see the pellet on the right, with a trail of spittle from the beak. #birds 📷 🪶
 A large brown and white raptor perched on a branch and facing the camera as it coughs up a pellet.
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Planeta Chupão ☄️ @marish.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Gente se for mentira isso q a bomba quicou na estátua e voltou eu n quero saber, vou aceitar como verdade
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Bruna Guerreiro ⭐ BRILHE IMEDIATAMENTE A ESTRELA ⭐ @brunaguerreiro.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
eu acho bonito ela primeiro discretíssima escrevendo "c*" e depois foda-se metendo o pica mole seu broxa daí pra pior kk começou com talheres, terminou na dentada
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Comic strips @comicstrips.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
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Chess.com em Português @chesscompt.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
minhanossa.jpg
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Marie Declercq @vieneinpace.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
A geopolítica lá na casa do caralho
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Dan Baldassarre @evornithology.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
THEY ELECTED WHO??? (Northern Saw-whet Owl)
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Wonderful, now it's 6:39 AM and I'm here in my bathroom running late and tearing up in anticipation with a lil' cute gator
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como a lenda do pênis 🐢💜 @rhaiaiaiaia.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Gosto de teoria inofensiva assim pq tipo e daí que tem uma estatua gigante no meio da terra
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 1,1949
NANCY
OH, DEAR --- I
DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR TODAY


THE PAPER SAYS COLDER - - -

- - - AND THE RADIO SAYS HOTTER

( NANCY CAN’T DECIDE WHETHER TO DRESS FOR COLD OR WARM WEATHER, SO SHE HAS ON HER LEFT SIDE A HAT, HER COAT AND A BOOT FOR COLD WEATHER, HER RIGHT SIDE, NO HAT,OR COAT, AND SHE IS WEARING A DRESS SHOE FOR WARM WEATHER)
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A MEXERICA COMO ABÓBORA, GENTE, KKKKK AMEI É o Brasil do Brasil
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Shitpost só que de verdade @shitpostverdade2.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
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ruinista @ruinista.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
We are once again offering "candy and/or a potato" this Halloween, and I'm VERY pleased to report that one mom just asked her kid, "Is this the potato house you were looking for?!"
One metal bowl filled with Halloween candy and another filled with large russet potatoes.
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𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙎𝙊𝙈✨️ @wildransom.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Got any scooby snacks? 🐶
Kaiju my pet corgi in a mystery machine costume
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Mike Melton @mikemelton.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Collared Aracari at @tapirvalley.bsky.social #birds #toucans #costarica
A colorful bird perched on a branch, featuring a strikingly large, curved beak with shades of yellow, orange, and black. Its plumage displays a vibrant mix of colors: the chest is yellow with a bold red band, while the back and wings are dark. The bird’s face is black with a vivid yellow ring around its eye, giving it an alert expression. Its strong claws grip the mossy branch, and the background is softly blurred with hints of green, accentuating the bird's bright and contrasting colors.
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Akshay Khanna Wildlife Photography @akshaykhanna.com · 31/10/2024
Wishing you a Diwali filled with the warmth of family, the joy of togetherness, and the light of wisdom. May this festival bring peace, prosperity, and love to your home. Happy Diwali! Dusky Eagle Owl. 📷 Nikon D7500 | Nikkor 200-500mm #lensonwildlife #birds #happydiwali #diwali2024
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Mike Melton @mikemelton.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Female Masked Trogon at Rio Blanco Reserve, Colombia. #birds
A striking bird perched on a vertical branch, showcasing a mix of deep brown, vibrant red, and black plumage. Its head and back are covered in warm brown feathers, contrasting with a bright red belly, separated by a thin white band across its chest. The bird’s face has a dark mask-like marking around its eye, enhancing its expressive gaze, and a small yellow beak adds a touch of contrast. Its wings are dark with a glossy texture, and its long tail feathers display intricate black and white patterns. The background is softly blurred with green foliage, highlighting the bird's vivid colors.
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Pedro Machado @souopedro.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
A mulher acordou, tirou o pijama, se olhou no espelho e disse: hoje esse corpo vai ser do Geraldo Alckmin
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Two men are lifting a heavy crate. One man says "you have to lift with your legs." The other man says "yeah, you're right." The other man starts lifting the box with a pair of severed legs. The first man asks "whose legs are those?" The other man answers "they're mine. I own them."
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Dersu @dersuzzalla.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
meme Yu-Gi-Oh

Card 1 Gustavo gay

Card 2 Gustavo Gayer
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Batatinha Fantasma @batatinhafantasma.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Domingo vamos de 5️⃣0️⃣ confirma 🟩 TRI LI LI! ❤️🎂
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Libriane com ascendente em Gato 🐈‍⬛🐈🐶🌱🌻❤️ @lustosaareta.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Manicure, dentista e cabeleireira Leila
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faby jurídico modern family @fabyollaveras.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
a surra no chris que todo mundo odeia
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Nossa, mas tem que ser um trouxa de caixa alta para ficar no celular a aula do Edemar inteira, E DEIXAR ELE VER AINDA POR CIMA. Não consegue passar duas horas da sua semana longe do celular? Parabéns pelo vício, complicou o semestre da sala inteira, a gente te ama.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 23,1960
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO ?

QUIET ---BIG BALL GAME ON TODAY

THIS IS RIDICULOUS

NO GAME CAN
BE THAT
INTERESTING
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Libriane com ascendente em Gato 🐈‍⬛🐈🐶🌱🌻❤️ @lustosaareta.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Neuropsicologia molecular ✨ Gratiluz 🙏🏽✨
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Duolingo Brasil 🇧🇷 @handle.invalid · 23/10/2024
quarta feira ainda
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Jairme @jairme.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Me everyday on Bluesky
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Oooooh, now it makes sense why ghosts break stuff and hunt people down. I personally would also be pissed after witnessing that atrocity
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Gojiberto @gojiberto.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Compra de votos tá liberada na mais antiga democracia do mundo. Antiga, mal conservada e caindo aos pedaços
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gsc @gsc.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Tudo NORMAL na maior democracia do mundo
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Emily Liu @emilyliu.me · 17/10/2024
bluesky's engineering team waking up in the middle of the night to pager alerts
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