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DeerFloat

@deerfloat.bsky.social

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“Unapologetically plastic, shamelessly furry” – Sir Jony Ive, probably.

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Everyone who argued with me has been let go. And I went to a completely different job.

DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It’s funny how all of the fights I got into about programming don’t matter anymore because of AI. Kinda makes me remember how my old man used to tell me not to get worked up about stuff that wouldn’t matter in 5 years from now.

DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’ve become THAT person with a blotched screen android phone

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Just one more moment, I gotta wake up with the blues, Pull my ass out of bed, Put on my walking shoes Went up in the mountains To see what I could see, The whole world was burning Down in front of me Get my shit together, Put on a new face, Climb down from the hilltop, Get back in the race

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Depressed to impress

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Nuke prod uwu

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Please, place the cat back in the bag to continue. Waiting for cat…

DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

California Dreamin’ And touch-your-wiener day!

DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

To Luxembourg on my Toyota Hilux because it’s the Hiluxembourg!

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I slept in a bed infested with bedbugs and I ended up with brain worms but I still kept my KPIs high and the stoplight green: What it taught me about B2B sales. Now with imaging and court documents!

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Is the big rip, big freeze or big crunch Polymarket live?

DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

How hard is your peepee? It’s NP-Complete

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Gianni Infantino General Hospital

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Gianni Infantino International Airport

DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

El que hambre tiene a cualquier santo le reza. Santo que no es visto, se lo lleva la corriente. Más vale pájaro en mano que bueno por conocer.

DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Messi Like my diaper

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Me snorting a pile of woofers “Just one more driver, just one more…”

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

There’s no escaping the tokenpocalypse

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

They have a minute of silence and a gringo in the stadium starts yelling 🤦‍♂️

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Learning POSTScript because I got tired of having my drawings printed as a bunch of dots

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

FIFA AIFF Coincidence? I think not!

DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

After almost two decades I finally could load my one purchased digital movie onto my iPod

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

OMG they are good people

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Lowe @lowemond.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

México :) 🇲🇽

DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

First time at a Tim Hortons

DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Is this @hours.bsky.social ?

DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Skill issue

DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Imagine you’re exploring the backrooms and this banger comes up youtu.be/QQFjrS_Oxq4?...

Welcome To Windows 98 Song (Original) HD

YouTube video by eclecRC

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Why are new cars so shit?

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I follow the 3-3-1 rule of backup. Don’t ask me how.

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Gamify my bank account 😫

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

AI slop vibecode idea: A game called Goonscapes

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Diffie Hellman dick pic exchange

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Agentic Cummies

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The angle of attack is the difference between the angle of incoming air and the chord line of the wing. For example in a nose up attitude, the angle of attack will increase because the wing’s chord line is in C Major.

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Tengo una pedorrera ind-cca3-presionante

DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Man, so sad. Roku was the only TV system that was kinda OK

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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Threw my back out with a fart

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Didn't they use this song in an Apple commercial?

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Kidd!🖍 @kiddlit.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

~ * 🫧🐯🌎 FruTiger Aero 🌎🐯🫧 * ~

Frutiger Aero style art of a blue furry tiger character with webcore, tropical fish, Microsoft's Clippy and Windows and iMac elements.

DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Wait, couldn’t PD do 9V natively?

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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 01/05/2026

Bring back the ancient knowledge

Things you read on a blog might make you angry. They might upset you. Stop visiting that blog. Don't waste your time posting comments. Move on and find a new blog. There are so many fun blogs on the Internet. You'll easily find a better one.
There is always another fun new blog to read online.

DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

My back has been suffering with a 17.3” laptop for so long. But I think it’s time to upgrade to an 18” laptop.

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

God, this year of the horse got some nasty kick to it

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Is your peepee hard? It’s NP-Complete

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

A demented pedophile dragging your ass to war to distract from the fact that he’s a demented pedophile.

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Agentic cummies uwu

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Man, the amount of cum I spilled over playing The WindWaker. I would get back from school and go right to gooning in my room.

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Ah, shit. I thought homekit logged temperature data. And everything on Google’s side needs a Nest thermostat. I don’t have AC or heating.

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