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DeerFloat

@deerfloat.bsky.social
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“Unapologetically plastic, shamelessly furry” – Sir Jony Ive, probably.

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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
After almost two decades I finally could load my one purchased digital movie onto my iPod
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
OMG they are good people
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
First time at a Tim Hortons
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Skill issue
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
They haven’t blocked reading mode yet
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Didn't they use this song in an Apple commercial?
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Wait, couldn’t PD do 9V natively?
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The Reels Machine One’s for watching Reels, the others are for TikTok and Shorts
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It’s funny because it’s true!
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Oh, my bad. I thought it said Windows 7 Server
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Not with that attitude
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Here’s your piece of paper folded seven times
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Mmmmmm Magnesio
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Shit! I need to stop gobbling up high octane stuff!
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Spicy Seafood
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Guess it’s working on the computer kind of day…
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Guess what I found just in time for the holidays!
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I miss it when phone manufacturers didn’t cheap out on dual sim card trays with this fucking bullshit of fusing the second SIM card slot with the SD card slot. Fucking piece of shit.
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Finally got me a vintage style keyboard for my sleeper PC
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Installed Chrome OS Flex because W11 is insufferable even with 8GB of memory
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Junior Jack - My Feeling (Daddy's Mix)
Producer - Vito Lucente
Frank Sinatra
Miss Kittin & The
Hacker -
Groove Armada - I See You Baby
Vocals - Gram'ma Funk
Moloko - The Time Is Now
Perfect Phase - Horny Horns (Radio Edit)
Composed By - The Freak
Wisdome - Off The Wall (Enjoy Yourself Edit)
Written By - Rod Temperton
Moby - Bodyrock (Olav Basoski's Remix)
Remix - Olav Basoski
ATB - The Summer
Producer - André Tanneberger
Paul Johnson - Get Get Down (Billy Lo's Friday
Ruffneck Vision RMX Radio Edit)
Remix - Billy Lo
Klubbheads - Turn Up The Bass
Alena - Turn It Around
Baby Bumps - I'Ve Got This Feeling
Written By - Michael Jackson
Hi-Gate - Pitchin'
Producer - Judge Jules
Angelmoon - He's All I Want (Capperry Mix)
Groove Kids - Rok Da Disko (Club Mix)
Mario Più & Arabian Pleasure
Mauro Picotto - Written By - Gianfranco Bortolotti
Anita Ward Vs. Ring My Bell
Ringo Brothers - Vocals - Anita Ward
Piet Blank & Cream (Paul Van Dyk Mix)
Jaspa Jones -
Remix - Paul van Dyk
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
More RGB now on my external hard drive
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
At this point it’s cheaper to buy a new 65 inch screen and play without glasses on
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I feel like some sort of Arthur Morgan crafting some split point bullets
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
No cheating, post your lock screen! Art by tanidareal
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Gah, I should really have gotten a diffuser for this light!
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Sometimes you get a camera and suddenly you have a bag of these.
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Okay I see how you’d find hellhounds sexy
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I like it that nobody can call me when I’m driving, but I hate tapping this stupid shit to access stuff
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
What the fuck is iOS 26?
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Does this count as an "I feel funny" moment?
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
God, these would be some glorious footjobs
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I wanted to complain about Amazon becoming a piece of shit that can’t ship anything in the last weeks but who the fuck is the jerkoff in chief at “Apple Intelligence” who thinks translating Spanish to Spanish is a smart move?
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
TACO
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Man I can’t find it on Amazon. Only one that has a phone holder on top
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Doesn’t matter, Oreos suck anyway
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Watching some Mentour Pilot youtu.be/Dk9vm2ylgRQ?...
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I will always remember that muscles use FAP
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Why is Google such a useless piece of shit? I can’t believe the master of selling my fucking data can’t tell me where my device was last seen.
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
“Never before has an economy burned so brightly—tremendous flames, the best flames!”
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Is there a camera phone that takes pictures at max resolution by default? Rather than having to use the 48 megapixel or 60 megapixel or whatever mode?
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Oviposition fans be like
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
First time Im having a Dr. Pepper
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Having some deerlicious Porn Cops
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