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DeerFloat

@deerfloat.bsky.social
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“Unapologetically plastic, shamelessly furry” – Sir Jony Ive, probably.

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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 11h
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You used structs and blocks inside curly brackets instead of clever one-liners? Maintainability be damned! We vibe coded the whole thing including the backend!
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s kinda liberating not to have to worry about splitting hairs over the correct terminology. Or winning trivia games about what specific bits are flipping under the hood, when now it’s just AI slop in a Chrome browser dressing like a native app.
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Everyone who argued with me has been let go. And I went to a completely different job.
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
But what if it was uwu instead?
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s funny how all of the fights I got into about programming don’t matter anymore because of AI. Kinda makes me remember how my old man used to tell me not to get worked up about stuff that wouldn’t matter in 5 years from now.
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’ve become THAT person with a blotched screen android phone
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just one more moment, I gotta wake up with the blues, Pull my ass out of bed, Put on my walking shoes Went up in the mountains To see what I could see, The whole world was burning Down in front of me Get my shit together, Put on a new face, Climb down from the hilltop, Get back in the race
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I haven’t seen that tiger in a long time!
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Depressed to impress
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nuke prod uwu
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Please, place the cat back in the bag to continue. Waiting for cat…
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
California Dreamin’ And touch-your-wiener day!
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Tummy ache survivor Glad to hear she seems fine-ish
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I wish I had an irl social circle I had memories with
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
To Luxembourg on my Toyota Hilux because it’s the Hiluxembourg!
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I slept in a bed infested with bedbugs and I ended up with brain worms but I still kept my KPIs high and the stoplight green: What it taught me about B2B sales. Now with imaging and court documents!
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Is the big rip, big freeze or big crunch Polymarket live?
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
How hard is your peepee? It’s NP-Complete
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Gianni Infantino General Hospital
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Gianni Infantino International Airport
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
El que hambre tiene a cualquier santo le reza. Santo que no es visto, se lo lleva la corriente. Más vale pájaro en mano que bueno por conocer.
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Happ birth
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Messi Like my diaper
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Me snorting a pile of woofers “Just one more driver, just one more…”
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
There’s no escaping the tokenpocalypse
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
They have a minute of silence and a gringo in the stadium starts yelling 🤦‍♂️
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Learning POSTScript because I got tired of having my drawings printed as a bunch of dots
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
FIFA AIFF Coincidence? I think not!
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
After almost two decades I finally could load my one purchased digital movie onto my iPod
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
OMG they are good people
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Zayu! Zayu! Zayu!
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Lowe @lowemond.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
México :) 🇲🇽
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
First time at a Tim Hortons
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Is this @hours.bsky.social ?
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
👀 nice! 👀
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Skill issue
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Ofc
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Imagine you’re exploring the backrooms and this banger comes up youtu.be/QQFjrS_Oxq4?...
youtu.be
Welcome To Windows 98 Song (Original) HD
YouTube video by eclecRC
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Why are new cars so shit?
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I follow the 3-3-1 rule of backup. Don’t ask me how.
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Gamify my bank account 😫
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
AI slop vibecode idea: A game called Goonscapes
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
They haven’t blocked reading mode yet
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Diffie Hellman dick pic exchange
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Get this: an llm running in the background looking the social media, finding things you both like, and then suddenly bam, the llm finds an absolute dealbreaker in a tweet from August. It decides it’s best if it never happened. Or otherwise, it’s a perfect match and you wake up to a calendar invite.
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
So one-night stand scheduler?
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Agentic Dating uwu
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DeerFloat @deerfloat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Agentic Cummies
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