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Dee Phunk

@deephunk.bsky.social
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NY expat, LA transplant, 🎨 for @slate.com (2013-present), playlist savant, occasional music streamer, sneaker enthusiast, hoop addict, wine sipper, culture connoisseur, washed husband, dad of two, optimist, Libra.

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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 23h
I haven’t peeped yet but what I’m gleaning from the internet is that Lanterns might be the finest offering of television that DC has produced since Watchmen.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, they still got some gas in the tank.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just turned on the Power to the People Festival livestream to Cypress Hill covering “Jump Around” and I thought I was hallucinating.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shouts to the mom from my daughter’s soccer team who invited all the girls to her house afterwards to jump in her pool after having to play a game in 102° heat w/ no subs. Instead of the league canceling *all* games today, they decided just the afternoon ones. These adults are ridiculous, man.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever seen any player of any sport get a minute and a half segment on just their sneakers on ESPN before. They did drop the day the Fever got eliminated, tho. They prob negotiated a little spotlight moment.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Several birds definitely used those lace fibers to make nests so you did some fly environment sh*t here. Cheers.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You thought the Fever/Aces game 1 postgame presser was cringe? Whew buddy. Tonight should be a doozy.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Juth tell me how you mith this.”
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the face you make when you make eye contact w/ someone you don’t know in the freezer aisle at Trader Joe’s.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morris Day grinning with an empty speech bubble below him.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The first thing I said to my wife who walked over and watched over my shoulder was "REMEMBER SimCity?!?"
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1. Watching this made me want to download SimCity so bad 2. Tomlin's kid is the unheralded co-star 3. When this entire series is out, I'll be falling asleep to hours of this man talking about Jack-and-Jill bathrooms
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did I seriously miss that? What's the timestamp on it?
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Crack financed" is CRAAAAAAZY. 😂
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He started talking about topography and sh*t. I'm locked in.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Former Steelers HC turned NBC lead football analyst Mike Tomlin started playing Minecraft 12 years ago as a means to bond w/ his kids. Eventually they stopped. He kept going. I watched all 20 minutes of this tour of the city he built and I'm flabbergasted.
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EP 1: ROOFTOPS, PENTHOUSES, AND URBAN LIVING
YouTube video by Mike Tomlin
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why does Aaron Sorkin look like Lion-O left the Thundercats and became an entertainment lawyer?
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lynx about to get packed up but big shouts to Rookie of the Year Olivia Miles, the whole reason I watched more WNBA this season than any other prior.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Made it to the Knicks Mount Rushmore in just four seasons joining Patrick Ewing, Walt Frazier and Willis Reed.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My absolute favorite part. Jack Smith smirking after they rapidly lowered their poster that made absolutely no sense. This is one of the best "look at this dumbass" expressions I've seen in a minute. So satisfying.
Jack Smith smirking at a Senate hearing after a line of questioning that made absolutely no sense.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would call The Tonight Show one of the best shows of the century too if I've appeared on the show 13 times since 2014.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm kinda scared for them in the playoffs tbh.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every single player that has touched the floor for the Fever tonight vs the Lynx has a +/- in the negative. Kelsey has a team high of 10 pts midway through the 3rd. The level of mollywhoppage happening right now is wild.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey, I can’t help but notice that you lined up the timing of this post w/ the start of Netanyahu’s speech at the UN.
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Chefs Kiss French Chef
ALT: Chefs Kiss French Chef
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy 35th anniversary to Low End Theory. Happy 30th anniversary to Illadelph Halflife. I was two days away from turning 13 and 18, respectively, when these dropped. So much dropped in my early/late teens but I'm not sure any other albums would shape my taste more than these two right here.
The cover for The Low End Theory by A Tribe Called Quest depicting a woman painted red, black and green on a black background.Q-Tip, Phife and Ali pose for a green-hued press shot for The Low End Theory.The cover for Illadelph Halflife by The Roots. The six members pose on a street corner against a sepia-hued background.The Roots pose for a press shot for Illadelph Halflife. Black Throught is front and center wearing baggy jeans, a hoodie and Timberlands.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You think Spirit Halloweens starting to sprout up and ppl already decorating their homes for spooky season in mid-September is bad? Turn on the Hallmark Channel right now and they'll have you believing that Christmas is next week.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh, I'm fully aware. The irony is sh*t like this fogs people's memories.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They flashed his passing yardage/TD stats w/ Tampa Bay when he came into the game after the Dart injury and I was like "Wow, I didn't know that."
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This guy is like a bizarro Marshawn Lynch in that he's incredibly charismatic and goofy off the field which makes him extremely likable (they're neck and neck in that aspect) but the polar opposite of Marshawn Lynch in terms of actual football skill.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HARBAUGH: Jameis we’re going to need you to start the last 15 games of the season. you spent the offseason preparing for this right JAMEIS: of course coach JAMEIS THIS OFFSEASON:
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AND SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY THE BABY IS STANDING UPRIGHT IN THE KITCHEN SINK SO CLOSE TO THE EDGE OF THE COUNTER LIKE THIS W/ NO SUPPORT.
Elizabeth Holmes in a kitchen with her baby standing upright in the sink.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I haven't been this hyped for a film in forever. We're all going to the theater on opening day dressed as airline pilots, right?
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As far as animated GIFs, this one is a top five all timer for me. Usually a reaction to someone f*cking around and finding out. Still don’t even know what it’s from. All I know is the search term is “welp sip” and it’s perfect.
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Man Sips Tea
ALT: Man Sips Tea
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You got me cracking up. 😆 I wish I could have been there to see her walk into whatever chain store it was at the time and ask someone to show her where this was. I can't remember if I wrote it down or what.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Shouts to our middle-aged, chainsmoking neighbor Carol who knew my 15th b-day was coming up and asked "So whaddya want?" And w/o hesitation I replied "Buhloone Mindstate by De La Soul." She looked at me like I had two heads. But this woman drove to the mall and bought it for me. I'll never forget.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I know we’re back to Sundays belonging to football but the Mystics stomping a mudhole in the Fever was pretty fun to watch.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He went from “no stage B, I’m scared for my life” to “this is the greatest show of my life” rather quickly.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ain’t nobody gon’ jump you, Ed! Come outside. We just wanna talk, that’s all.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Now I want to address the question of where I stand on the situation in Israel and Palestine by reading these carefully prepared words off a teleprompter.”
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That they are! Who has a bigger size than Shaq in that model? Someone PLEASE tell me.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not to mention he has a lifetime relationship w/ Reebok. I think he's still the President of Reebok Basketball if I'm not mistaken (whatever that entails). So I can't fathom how this happened.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Aside from self-awareness going out the window and this being absolutely idiotic, I just also wanna share something from the full photo of this: Shaq, a 7'2" man who wears a size 22 shoe, is WEARING SHOES THAT ARE TOO BIG FOR HIM.
Shaquille O'Neal on stage wearing a pair of Reeboks are that too big for him.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Depth perfection is hellish w/ those! 😆
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My dad hung a tennis ball from a string from the ceiling of the garage. When the ball touches the windshield, that means to put the car in park.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There were some points made here and I rock w/ a lot of it but I’m still not buying that Travis Kelce, a tight end, is the face of the league. HYeah, I get he married the biggest pop star on the planet etc. but it just doesn’t fit the narrative.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m sorry but all of Ed Sheeran’s opening artists *and* backing band bouncing from the tour bc of his weak ass IG statement is objectively great and one of my favorite FAFOs of the year. At this point he might just wanna call up Justin Timberlake to beatbox for him.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"I choose to use my fame and platform to be a place of safety and sanctuary, to maintain diplomacy, and to keep conversations open, not closed." :: turns IG comments off ::
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Seeing Rhea Seehorn win a Best Actress Emmy for one season of Pluribus and none for six seasons of Better Call Saul is still super crazy to me.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm gonna be quite honest... I didn't realize that he was still viable enough to be on a tour opening for Ed Sheeran.
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