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Dee Phunk

@deephunk.bsky.social
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NY expat, LA transplant, 🎨 for @slate.com (2013-present), playlist savant, occasional music streamer, sneaker enthusiast, hoop addict, wine sipper, culture connoisseur, washed husband, dad of two, optimist, Libra.

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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't know how it was elsewhere but Freddie Jackson was a fixture on contemporary R&B radio in NYC through the mid-late '80s. I feel like he was even giving Luther some comp for a brief period of time. RIP to a Harlem legend. 🕊️
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morris Day grinning with an empty speech bubble below him.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My absolute favorite part. Jack Smith smirking after they rapidly lowered their poster that made absolutely no sense. This is one of the best "look at this dumbass" expressions I've seen in a minute. So satisfying.
Jack Smith smirking at a Senate hearing after a line of questioning that made absolutely no sense.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy 35th anniversary to Low End Theory. Happy 30th anniversary to Illadelph Halflife. I was two days away from turning 13 and 18, respectively, when these dropped. So much dropped in my early/late teens but I'm not sure any other albums would shape my taste more than these two right here.
The cover for The Low End Theory by A Tribe Called Quest depicting a woman painted red, black and green on a black background.Q-Tip, Phife and Ali pose for a green-hued press shot for The Low End Theory.The cover for Illadelph Halflife by The Roots. The six members pose on a street corner against a sepia-hued background.The Roots pose for a press shot for Illadelph Halflife. Black Throught is front and center wearing baggy jeans, a hoodie and Timberlands.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AND SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY THE BABY IS STANDING UPRIGHT IN THE KITCHEN SINK SO CLOSE TO THE EDGE OF THE COUNTER LIKE THIS W/ NO SUPPORT.
Elizabeth Holmes in a kitchen with her baby standing upright in the sink.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Aside from self-awareness going out the window and this being absolutely idiotic, I just also wanna share something from the full photo of this: Shaq, a 7'2" man who wears a size 22 shoe, is WEARING SHOES THAT ARE TOO BIG FOR HIM.
Shaquille O'Neal on stage wearing a pair of Reeboks are that too big for him.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The universe has gifted me w/ a lovely present on my b-day in the form of the premiere of the 52nd season of SNL. This date is also my wedding anniversary. My wife is gonna be ECSTATIC when she asks what we should do and I answer "Uhhh, how about we just stay in and order sushi?"
A screenshot of a story from Variety:

“Saturday Night Live” is returning for its 52nd season, and it will be a star-studded affair.

The sketch show announced that the season premiere, set to air on Sept. 26, will be hosted by Jalen Brunson, who recently led the New York Knicks to their first NBA Championship in 53 years, with music from popular K-pop group Katseye. Both Brunson and Katseye will be making their “SNL” debut.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Welcome to the US Open Up Late with Bobby Shmurda. 🎾
A photo of a TV screen showing the 2026 US Open. Carlos Alcaraz can be seen waiting to serve with Bobby Shmurda in the stands behind him.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This might be a "worst person you know" all-timer.
A screenshot of the The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great point meme featuring a sullen man looking directly at the camera.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in 2005, Three 6 Mafia won an Oscar for Best Original Song for the film Hustle and Flow ("Hard Out Here For A Pimp"). Dolly Parton was nominated in the same category. After celebrating heavily, they had a nice personal note awaiting them when they arrived back home.
An excerpt of the oral history of Three 6 Mafia winning an Oscar in 2005 as told to Variety.

DJ Paul: I woke up in my hotel room the next morning with my housecoat on and a bottle of champagne in my hand, and the phone ringing because the Hollywood Reporter or somebody was calling for an interview and taking pictures of us. Then we did some interviews and flew back home.

When we landed there was so many people in the airport waiting for us, there was applause, the minute we stepped off the airplane people started going crazy, it was almost like a little parade at the airport for us. It was crazy.

Juicy J: When we got back to Memphis, Dolly Parton actually sent us a letter congratulating us and signed it, saying she was just happy [the award] came back to Tennessee.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
On the left is Dr. Kizzmekia Corbett. She led the team that developed the Moderna vaccine during the COVID outbreak. On the right is Dolly Parton recieving a dose of that vaccine. Dolly donated $1M in April 2020 which funded early trials of the vaccine. A whole ally and good human. RIP Dolly. 🕊️
A headshot of Dr. Kizzmekia Corbett.Dolly Parton receiving a dose of the Moderna vaccine in 2020.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The ppl being the most vocal about these topics are underachievers at best and need the attention to make themselves feel more important. This was a 11-season career, btw.
A graphic from Statmuse that notes that Enes Kanter Freedom had a plus/minus of -291 for his 11-season career. He’s a bum.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is my favorite part right here.
A section of an interview MTV conducted w/ Gen Xers at the onset of the internet revolution detailing how they think communication will work.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I know Google is in the toilet these days but I’ve wondered something since the press secretary announced that she was bouncing at the end of the month. I finally decided to “search it up” as the kids say. I didn’t even have to type the whole thing. (The answer is YES, btw.) 😆
A Google search that reads “was karoline leavitt” and three different predictive searches below it asking if she was on Trump’s decoy plane that left from Turkey. (She was not.)
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Furniture stores should set a category on their sofa reviews labeled “fort creation ability” or something like that. This one from Living Spaces would probably get a 4.5 out of 5.
Cushions from a sofa repurposed into a fort.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Happy 30th anniversary to A Tribe Called Quest's Beats, Rhymes and Life. Q-Tip recruits an up-and-coming producer from Detroit to help shape the sound and ushers his rappin' ass cousin into the fold as an auxiliary group member. It's a departure from their formula but ages like a fine wine.
The cover of A Tribe Called Quest's fourth studio album Beats, Rhymes and Life. It depicts a red, black and green alien type character carrying a flag through a city that is collapsing and on fire.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the ‘90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains.
The cover of Jamiroquai’s Traveling Withour Moving album.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Tems quit her regular degular corporate marketing job in 2018 and bet on herself. I love these photos of her and some former colleagues at some stuffy work conference. And now look at her. Highly inspirational.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I have tears coming down my face.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The cherry on top of this is that the situation went so megaviral that the DSNY said screw it it and is giving away five of them simply by filling out a form. The URL looks crazy but it's legit: forms.office.com/pages/respon...
A screenshot of the form to enter the DSNY Litter Basket Giveaway. The trashcan is orange and blue.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Boots Riley has been trying to tell ppl this for a minute.
A screenshot of a March 8, 2024 tweet from Boots Riley: 

"Now is as good a time as any to tell people that Rick Rubin is a behind-the-scenes rightwinger who tries to recruit music industry folks to Q-anon type stuff and is who (according to Kanye) convinced Kanye to meet Candace Owens and endorse Trump. 

He just looks like a hippie."
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
"Yeaaaah, and ANOTHER Henny bottle, f*ck it!" - 2026 NBA Champion New York Knick and Brooklyn born-and-bred Boricua Jose Alvardo
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Confirmed: Jose Alvarado is sitting on top of a convertible w/ a flag hanging off the back in the Puerto Rican Day Parade.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Me waking up this morning realizing that I spent a smooth $200+ dollars on various Knicks championship merch punch drunk off the win last night.
Spike Lee looking disgusted w/ his hand on his hips in an orange vest at a Knicks game.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
🧡🏀💙🏀🧡🏀💙🏀🧡
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Roman Roy looking distressed at his phone.Roman Roy tucking his phone away inside of his jacket pocket.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The scene outside of 33 Taps in Silver Lake.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
"Bonnet down, legs up for about an hour." I'm not sure what's crazier... that they actually said this exact line verbatim live on a local newscast or they SHOWED THIS SHIRTLESS MAN GOING TO POUNDTOWN WITH THE WOMAN'S SINGLE BLACK SKECHER IN THE AIR.
A shirtless landlord having sex on a couch with a woman's legs in the air in the apartment of one of his tenants unknowingly being filmed by a hidden camera.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Either he's wearing Missy Elliott's "Supa Dupa Fly" balloon suit only a quarter inflated in the back or something's up.
Donald Trump hunched over in a chair while speaking w/ Bret Baier of Fox News.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The New York Knicks are heading to the Eastern Conference Finals in back-to-back years after smacking the Sixers in four straight games. (There’s a specific term for this.) Hit the f*cking music! 😤
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Me texting my brother extremely worried about Paul George going beserk in the 1st qtr not knowing that he wouldn’t score again the rest of the game.
One blue text bubble that reads “I already see where this game is going” and a grey text bubble that reads “True but wouldn’t be surprised to see Sixers fumble.”
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Folks, this is Magnus Ferrell. I was NOT AWARE. And if you're wondering about his last name... yep, that's his dad.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
OK, so Cudi *did* know that M.I.A. has been on some dumb sh*t in recent years but they booked her anyway. Oh well.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
East semis start on Monday. 🏀
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Erika Kirk wearing all black and Photoshopped to look like Janet Jackson in the Rhythm Nation era. But instead of 1814 accessories, it says 1776.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This is my type of humor. This is the dumb sh*t that makes me literally laugh out loud.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Real talk, Wemby’s grandma crochet blanket sweater is fire and I need to know if they make it in sizes less than a 4XL.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I truly wish we could keep the @slate.com homepage double emoji'd up like this for the remainder of the week. The art team is holding on for dear life over here. Gotta laugh to keep from crying. (And consider subscribing! slate.com/plus)
A screenshot of the slate.com homepage w/ an array of headlines and photo illustrations depicting Eric Swalwell in an eggplant emoji suit and Donald Trump Jr. with his fiancée Bettina Anderson against a backdrop of a cringe face emoji.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
While they're reviewing LaMelo sweeping Bam's leg, they might wanna check on what happened to Hugo postgame, too. Gotdamn.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
YOU GOTTA BE SH*TTING ME, BEZOS.
A screen that reads Technical Difficilties on Prime Video.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
From 2024. Boots isn’t the type of person to just come outta left field and wild sh*t just to say it.
A screenshot of a 2024 Twitter/X post from musician and film director Boots Riley which reads: “Now is as good a time as any to tell people that Rick Rubin is a behind-the-scenes right winger who tried to recruit music industry folks to QAnon type stuff and is who (according to Kanye) convinced Kanye to meet Candace Owens and endorse Trump. He just looks like a hippie.”
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I fully understand why the Karol G set started so late. They had to build a giant ant farm for everyone to grind on each other in. All is forgiven. #Couchella
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
My wife is out of town on her first girls getaway since we had our kids. Tonight I took them for ramen and let them wear their pajamas. There was literally no one else in there. I then convinced them that I rented the place out. I was briefly dad of the year until some dude walked in. Good times.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Whoever has been tasked w/ coming up w/ the visual identity for this JAYZ30.com campaign deserves a pat on the back. They're kicking ass. They're hitting that sweet spot where typography, symmetry and minimalism meet.
A graphic advertising the reissue of Jay-Z's Dirt Off Your Shoulder.A graphic advertising the release of the European edition of Jay-Z's "Wishing On A Star" w/ Gwen Dickey.A graphic advertising the re-release of Jay-Z's "Dead Presidents."A graphic advertising Jay-Z's "N*gga What, N*gga Who" being available on streaming platforms.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
A'ja Wilson coming to see her boo drop 83 looking like Isaac Hayes on the Black Moses cover? It was written.
A side-by-side of WNBA star A'ja Wilson with a hoodie and shades on bearing a striking resemblance to Isaac Hayes on the cover of the Black Moses album.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
When you see how must it costs to take a Lyft or Uber home from LAX on any given day.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It only took me a little under ten years. My oldest was only a month and a half when I started. A lot of grinding. Some breaks here and there. But it finally happened. I’ve completed my Kanto Pokédex in Pokémon Go. 151 OGs caught. The last one I needed? This guy.
An AR photo of Mewtwo in a basketball gym captured in Pokémon Go.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
LeBron is out. Booooooo. 👎🏾 BUT LET’S GO KNICKS.
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