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Deep Doughbeast

@deepdoughbeast.bsky.social
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I pretend to be a friendly Dad-monster on the Internets. 40's, Male, Might be the world's horniest Asexual. Adult content and discussion possible. Minors DNI, I'm over double your age!

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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 5h
Doughbeast Lore 10: We can alter other things - and people - as easily as we do ourselves. We are almost entirely about consent or fun for all involved. The rare times we aren't...be afraid.
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Doughbeast Lore 9: We're 100% Mass. No bones, no organs, can't bleed. This has up and downsides. Can't get sick, but certain solid colloquialisms get weird. If we "cross our heart" about something, but we don't physically HAVE one, does that cheapen the promise we're making?
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The end of Illusion of Gaia. Those kids went through so much misery, and there was no happy ending waiting for them. Then they show them together again in a future life and the relief that washed over me...
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You know what I don't miss about old RPGs? When you would wind up in a new town, you of course hit the armor/weapon shops to get fully upgraded. Then you go to the next relevant area, And one of the first chests you find in the area contains a weapon/armor you just bought. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Doughbeast Lore 8: You don't have to stay one colour palette when you change forms as a Doughbeast. I just stick to mine for laughs, because almost no animal is Blue, White and Yellow. I don't shapeshift to conceal my identity, I do it because Aptophilia is just straight-up fun!
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Leo 🐬 @hubbabubbaah.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Lil doodle Pocket Fighter Gallon! 🐺
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I said I liked it; I didn't say it was good. Post yours
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
OctDoughber Lore 7: Bit more obscure...but when it comes to Halloween, Masquerades and Costume Parties, Doughbeasts DON'T use their metamorphic talents as much. We put in the work just like Solids do. It's a show of respect.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 08/10/2026
It's Artificial Intelligence. It's Twitter. It's the Gulf of Mexico. It's Lake Ontario. It's the Department of Defense. It's the Kennedy Center.
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
OctDoughber Lore 6: Terminology. The word Beast should always be used with positive connotations. There are plenty of other words available for negative implications. Non-Metamorphs are "Solids". This is solely a descriptive term, and should be used as a factual category, never a pejorative.
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thanks to a friend and I screwing around with wordplay, the process now has a punny name. ApotheDoughsis. I will not apologize.
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RiftProto @riftproto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
OctDoughber Lore 5: Yes, it's possible to become a Doughbeast. It takes passing some requirements, and then a willingness to go through the procedure. The actual method is often suspicious-looking and kind of frightening, as it involves being completely surrounded in dough for restructuring.
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
OctDoughber Lore 4: Doughbeast Abilities aren't free. We turn our mass to energy to fuel changes in matter, even making mana to spend on the magical. In RPG terms, our mass is both HP *and* MP. Thankfully, we don't possess a Maximum for either.
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Rayzr is a Sasquatch!? @rayzrbutsketchy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Forgot your costume? This party’s got you covered 🍬 A Transformia Sequence Completed for @noahark19.bsky.social 🧵 (1/4)
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The lab flashbacks from Secret of NIMH.
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TorkumaTigburr (Himbo Tigburr) @torkumatigburr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Animation W/ SOUND Looks like Guilmon really cleared the place, This digimon's belly is like no other~
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OctDoughber Lore 3: If a Doughbeast ever claims to have a weakness, it is a test. And to date, everyone told has failed. They have always argued degrees, and eventually tried them. If we actually have one, we either don't know, or we aren't telling.
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today in Shit Deep Has Said That Makes Total Sense For Him In Hindsight: "There...dinner's underway...now I should probably think about lunch."
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Doughbeast Lore 2: We are aware of every ounce of ourselves, even separated from the main mass. We can also teleport between two places our mass exists. So steal a sample of us, and we'll just overwhelm your lab with dough before you can learn anything beyond what I just said.
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BOOTfromTV @bootfromtv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have one frame of screen recording but his face was soooo cute I promiseeee, I’ll do a better one later
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Leo Fairmane @variablehybrid.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
man i’d be lying if i said yugo’s transformation into a wolf in bloody roar didn’t do something to me when i first saw it goes hard
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Pope, in the overly nice way he is required to use, says GenAI is inferior to that sketch you did you hated.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So grateful I get to include this comic in my book as a way of saying thanks ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OctDoughber Lore 1: We are not literally made of dough. We don't rise if we get too warm, or absorb or break down in water. Dough is used to help differentiate us from "Goo" beings. Same malleability and flexibility, much denser natural state. Also, on average, more powerful and capable.
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Weird thought of the day. I'm sure somebody has already done this somewhere, but I just had the weird idea of getting a tattoo on your wrist of a Medic-Alert bracelet with your details on it so you're never without it.
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OctDoughber is officially here, but I'm stuck for what to do about it. Do I just spill a bunch of lore? Ask for questions? I'm not entirely sure. Maybe I should rewrite that treatise on us and update it With what's been figured out over the years...
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Dante The K9 @dantethek9.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There's a reason I call Werewolf, "The People Killing the Earth Have Names and Addresses: The Game."
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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 01/10/2026
Look, werewolves GOTTA have massive pecs. For loping along the landscape under a full moon. For intimidating their prey. For giving massive hugs. For mooshing their friend’s faces inbetween and flexing them. Sorry … I don’t make the rules here.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OctDoughber Approaches. Be...Afraid? Nah, I'm not into that...uhm...Aroused? Well I hope so, but that's really blatant... Geez, what do I even DO for the month?
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FF7 Game Update: We have rescued DGA from Shinra (Who are so inept their soldiers can miss with GRENADES), and recruited Furbait 1 to the party. The world map awaits
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Listen to Sailor Mercury, Shinji
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think Dragonite is a cool guy because he’s unpretentious. Like, he can kick your ass if he must because he’s a dragon but unlike Salamence, he doesn’t make his personality. He’d rather have a beer on the porch, you know?
A big goofy orange dragon
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How we got The Art of War: Sun Tzu: Okay, dumbass, let's try this again. So, you know how when you haven't eaten, you don't want to talk to anyone? Now imagine having to fight in that mood. ...YES, SOLDIERS EAT. YES, ABOUT AS MUCH AS YOU DO. Fuck, I better write this down, I KNOW you'll forget...
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It's Glen @jocknut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love big wholesome muscle men. I love a big beefy man with an even bigger heart. I love being that. I'm so Swolesome.
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Donivan 🚧 coding site! @umbramoth.art · 18/12/2024
unapologetic OC lovers rise up….!!!! #OCsky
An edited meme of a photo of an orange cat standing on its back legs and looking down, seeming sad. Text reads: Not sorry for being obsessed with my own OC / It’s awesome and it will happen again.
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A teacher at work who is ESL forgot the word "reversible" and called a kid's jacket "two-faced", forcing me to bite back any reactions. I didn't think I could explain it to either one of them for different reasons.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Valorie 🐈‍⬛️✨️ @meadowdays.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Benny and Evie from The Mummy - Benny says "You're in your 30s and you still watch cartoons?" Evie responds, "You people will put an age limit on everything except being stupid"
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Caldatelier @caldatelier10.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Commission a witch to transform you into a furry.
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Biological Hazard, Suspended Load, Tripping/Falling Hazard (If ~I~ do it), Tsunami Hazard, Environmental Hazard, Bear Zone... I really need to get my house in order...
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RobotnikHowls @robotnikholmes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Food for thought 😏 #ffxivscreenies #greystarlight
Grey looking like his usual self as he smugly says "Maybe I make standard gposes, but...at least I don't use Al."
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Update, multiple people told me to freaking do it, so the adventures of Emo Kid, Not Mr. T, and TitsMcGee are underway. Pretty sure I'll be going to a very special layer of gamer's hell for this one.
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm staring at my steam deck thinking of starting a run of Final Fantasy 7 and giving all the characters sarcastic names. Like NotMrT, Furbait1 and 2, and D.G.A. for Aerith (Don't Get Attached). Maybe I should wait until after dinner, this might be fueled by being hangry...
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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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