decypress @decypress.bsky.social · 12/10/2026COOKING YOUTUBER WHO HAS NEVER HEARD THE WORD "HALLOUMI" SAID OUT LOUD AND IS TRYING TO SEGUE INTO THE COOKING PART OF THE VIDEO: halloumi to demonstrate 000
Reposted by decypressJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026"biological reality" followed by a series of hedge words is so fuckin funny man 725230
Reposted by decypressWeird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down. Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground 1158
Reposted by decypressNight of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Streeting and those like him consider neurodivergent and disabled people untermenschen, like on a deep level before any conscious analysis occurs, and following from that a possible misdiagnosis means designating a good, normal person as a disgusting wretch undeservedly. 128591
decypress @decypress.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i remember enjoying space babies, but i don't remember anything else about space babies, up to and including what the basic premise of the plot was beyond the phrase "space babies" 010
decypress @decypress.bsky.social · 06/10/2026do you guys remember how 2-3 years ago the terfs were going on and on about detransitioners and "transition regret". and then now they've got their guys in government they've dropped that pretext entirely and you never see it anywhere. starting to suspect it might have been a front from the start 000
Reposted by decypresssqidl @sqidl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh you’re in a lesbian relationship? Which ones the tifa and which ones the aerith 111627
Reposted by decypressWeird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't 073
decypress @decypress.bsky.social · 02/10/2026maybe this is just the ram crisis talking but why do we even let these companies set their own prices 000
decypress @decypress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026bro why did my phone's Messages app just ask me to review it on the app store 000
decypress @decypress.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i love that we're supposed to pretend job interviews are real and serious while the interviewers are logging on to say "yeah we reject anyone who shows up with a drink" 001
decypress @decypress.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i know it comes with self damage from the second special but have you considered doing it into a crowd is sick as hell 000
decypress @decypress.bsky.social · 25/09/20261cc'd Fight'N Rage as gal. target combo > forward special > target combo > antiair > midair special my beloved 100
Reposted by decypressAysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“AI can make background graphics” could an AI make THIS? 141599701
Reposted by decypressmcc @dryad.technology · 24/09/2026TLDR * "AI will kill us all" messaging in the press will last *exactly* as long as it benefits the tech companies, then stop * You will *not* be killed by a skynet super-AI * You are somewhat likely to be killed by AI-related global warming * You are very, very likely to be killed by an AI taxi 714461
decypress @decypress.bsky.social · 24/09/2026glad they finally patched this. bard used to just glitch out and stand there while smaug destroyed laketown 020
decypress @decypress.bsky.social · 23/09/2026bro i tossed my phone onto my bed and it made it pop up "do you want firefox to generate ai summaries of web pages when you shake your phone?" leave me ALONE 000
Reposted by decypressBoghog @boghogstg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Tolerate 80% of the work being crap for the 20% that's good" has become a disturbingly common take. If a work overwhelmingly consists of bad shit then the work is bad. The 20% isn't worth it and is never even that good - just play/watch/read something that's fully good. 79013
decypress @decypress.bsky.social · 22/09/2026completed every c side and Farewell. had a great time. got one golden strawberry and decided that's probably enough 000
decypress @decypress.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i think the rnli should be allowed to defend themselves with firearms 000
Reposted by decypressdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow 344706970
decypress @decypress.bsky.social · 20/09/2026look, the free market naturally drives prices down. buyers want low prices so sellers lower their prices to attract them. unless they form a cartel to fix prices, which they WILL do if you don't force them not to with laws. but other than that it naturally drives prices down 000
decypress @decypress.bsky.social · 20/09/2026what do you think the world is like if camus called it Sillyism. we don't get rick and morty for a start 001
Reposted by decypressTouhou Fun Facts @touhoufunfacts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I wish I were a gay little youkai. 19442
decypress @decypress.bsky.social · 18/09/2026oh cool i guess stalking is legal if it's your kid. they let you put in the newspaper that you're stalking someone if it's your kid 1231
decypress @decypress.bsky.social · 17/09/2026this is a subtweet of bsky staff talking about "toxicity scores" and "the 5% most toxic users" 000
decypress @decypress.bsky.social · 17/09/2026funny and painful that most people in the world think you can turn any subjective topic into an objective one if you can make up a way to express it with numbers. i blame bertrand russell 100
decypress @decypress.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i've been playing Celeste for the first time. got all the strawberries (outside of Core) and halfway through the b-sides. it's good 👍 100
Reposted by decypressJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026not taking opinions on this topic from people with umlauts in their name at this time, thanks 414215
Reposted by decypressScarena @gbaspgamer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Nintendo won't hear your criticism of the Ocarina of Time remake, but the Skull Kids will become aggressive towards Link and start attacking him 51542536
decypress @decypress.bsky.social · 14/09/2026this is also why savage beastfly is a better boss than lost lace 110
decypress @decypress.bsky.social · 14/09/2026la-mulana's boss fights rule because the only "mechanic" is avoiding enemy hitboxes while hitting them with your own and figuring out how to do that is entirely your problem 140
decypress @decypress.bsky.social · 14/09/2026added a menacing grimoire bound shut with rune-engraved chains to the library. whenever the acolytes come down in the night seeking its forbidden spells and discover it's just Twilight: New Moon in there i film their reactions for tiktok 000
Reposted by decypressJess Miers 🦝 @jmiers230.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I did a somewhat deep dive into the recent OpenAI and Anthropic "hacks" for an upcoming interview. IMO, the AI companies are better off running with the "rogue AI" story because the real story is actually pretty embarrassing. Like making your Wi-Fi password "wifi" embarrassing. 🧵 341836794
Reposted by decypressTrumpet @standing720.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If someone is interested in the new Metroid but never played them before, I think they should start with Super Metroid and then play whatever But I also just think that about most video games Like if you wanna play GTA6 but you haven’t played Super Metroid, you should start with Super Metroid 10547179
Reposted by decypressgooweep @gooweep.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This is my new meme Midir Moment from 2022 13111
Reposted by decypressHerbert @xxgr1llmast3rxx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026most commercial art is so obviously directionless that if you can point to (possible) intent then it is seen as automatically vindicating regardless of how well that (possible) intention is realized. This vaguepost is about literally at least a hundred things. 2323
decypress @decypress.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i could hear my parents watching a movie in the other room so i called through "what are you watching" and my dad just called back "film" and for a second i experienced the level of hate that AM was talking about 010
Reposted by decypressTed Leo 🍉 @tedleo.bsky.social · 11/09/20259/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send> 221465345
Reposted by decypressmoon @systemendless.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i hate when sakuya uses a spell card and does this stupid smile at me like can you grow up 6691279
Reposted by decypressK'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 19/08/2026nintendo releasing a star fox 64 remake and an ocarina of time remake in the same year as Touhou Koumakyou: New Classic - the Embodiment of Scarlet Devilstatic.klipy.comPeople Who Are Desperate For AttentionALT: People Who Are Desperate For Attention 4634249
decypress @decypress.bsky.social · 08/09/2026PERSON A: llms might seem intelligent, but this is just an illusion created by statistically remixing training data PERSON B: well i used an llm and it seemed intelligent 000
