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dean @deanr.co.uk · 6h
zionism would be ok if the state they wanted was like the vatican, really small, no military, and a gift shop
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 03/10/2026
to compliment this i recommend buying a pair of workwear trousers/combats and getting the knee pad inserts for them if you want to feel like a professional while doing minor diy projects
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 03/10/2026
i think it could be that there are lot of people on here who don’t ever log off and as such have extreme opinions on things they shouldn’t spend any time thinking about
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 02/10/2026
“short back and blow you’re fucking head off. twat”
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 01/10/2026
just done the lads reception application for next september. just 11 more nursery payments to make before life in theory becomes affordable again
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 01/10/2026
all in or stay out imo
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 01/10/2026
i recall saying to someone at work just after the ref that the only good thing to come from it would be that when enough time has passed we will eventually rejoin and in order to do so we will also adopt the euro and schengen
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 01/10/2026
but did you also check the bottom of the box for a wet patch because sometimes those fuckers fool you
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 30/09/2026
bookmarking for a future “how it started”
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 30/09/2026
labour: it’s hope time centrists: omg i feel hope
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 29/09/2026
austerity v12.1 final USE THIS ONE (2).xls
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Arrested Development But It Might Work For Us
Alt: Arrested Development But It Might Work For Us
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 27/09/2026
when the people unknowingly inside the bubble heard what it was like outside the bubble they immediately decided it sounded like a bubble
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 27/09/2026
good news though the competition is over 3 days and is at the Warner brothers theme park and the entry fees and spectator ticket includes park tickets
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 27/09/2026
kids continuing to cost more and more as eldest has joined the international squad of her acro dance team. just had to book flights, accommodation and pay entry fees for a competition in Madrid next year
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 26/09/2026
not bad enough to make me get an android mind
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 26/09/2026
apple’s autocorrect is worse than it’s ever been
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 25/09/2026
walking into an interview with my mr frosty and having a breakdown as i try and fail to grind up ice after offering everyone on the panel an iced coffee which they politely declined but i insisted
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 25/09/2026
just seen a little kid wearing this away shirt from 1994. my all time favourite villa kit
Green black and red vertically stripped Villa away kit from 1994 with müller sponsorship
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 25/09/2026
messaging the social worker to say i can’t make this months supervised visit with the kids because i need to buy some shorts so the patriots alliance will think i’m cool
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 24/09/2026
netflix needs to have a look at its content library and accept it’s a bottom tier streaming service and stop trying to charge top tier prices. if the kids didn’t watch it i’d be cancelling this shit.
Netflix price increase email - £20.99 a month now.
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 23/09/2026
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Donald Trump on Fake News
Alt: Donald Trump on Fake News
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 22/09/2026
*checks savings*
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Guess Ill Die
Alt: Guess Ill Die
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 21/09/2026
freelancers more like chargelancers am i rite
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 21/09/2026
Man, that is flagrant false advertising- Otto from the Simpson’s outside stoner’s pot palace
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 20/09/2026
idiocracy is going to end up being the most prophetic film of all time but by the time that happens we’ll all be too stupid to appreciate it
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 20/09/2026
Artwork by eu Supergirl
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 20/09/2026
once you find where their set entrances are, look for the little guys just before dusk
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 20/09/2026
there’s loads around here, had never seen one in the wild until this year and now that i know when and where to look i see them all the time
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 20/09/2026
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 20/09/2026
checking in on the local wildlife while walking the dog
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 20/09/2026
some people on the road just knock through into the garage, but I really need the garage space.
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 20/09/2026
my ideal fix is a full width extension out the back (so width of lounge + garage), that becomes the lounge, the the current lounge/diner becomes a kitchen/diner, and the current kitchen becomes laundry and storage.
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 20/09/2026
we get that everytime we go anywhere. it doesn’t help that the kitchen is 20 years old and on a long list of things we need to do. our house is great for bedroom, bathroom and storage space but not for living space. the garage is under bedroom 2. dryer is in the garage.
Ground floor plan, garage not shown but it’s on the leftMiddle floor plan, 3 bedrooms, bathroom and 2 store cupboards Top floor plan. Bedroom, dressing area (office), walk in wardrobe, and en-suite
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 20/09/2026
actual photo of me in our kitchen which is meant to serve a family of 5
Barney’s face behind a tiny door saying to Ned flanders come on in it’s your master bedroom
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 18/09/2026
it’s ok only one of us knows how to switch the boiler from hot water only to hot water and heating
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 18/09/2026
it’s not
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 18/09/2026
never seen you and Ed Sheeran together at the same time. Makes you think
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 17/09/2026
The Sunday times advert “my cheap mortgage rate is ending. Here’s what I’m doing about it” Tobias from arrested development crying in shower
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 13/09/2026
nice try, hob is waaaaay too clean
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 13/09/2026
in a play village and the woman who works here just came over to give the lad a gingerbread man because apparently last time he was here he went up to the counter and asked for one but they don’t sell them, so she got a pack and has been waiting for him to come back
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 12/09/2026
there’s still time for frink to be correct
I predict that within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe will own them.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 10/09/2026
given the choice between making a good film or a film true to the source material the nerds decided the good film was the wrong option
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 09/09/2026
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Beyposudu Uraaa Dancing Happily
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 09/09/2026
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You're Welcome
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 08/09/2026
i think Ron was right all along
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Ron Swanson
Alt: Ron Swanson throwing computer in bin
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 06/09/2026
“smol landlord” “accidental landlord” “worked hard for it landlord” “reasonable rent landlord”
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Alan Partridge Scum
Alt: Alan Partridge Scum
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 06/09/2026
There’s a bubble meme from the big short
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 06/09/2026
landlords are eternally optimistic that there is an undiscovered combination of words that will make people like them and they will never stop trying to find them
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dean @deanr.co.uk · 06/09/2026
the cone of shame
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