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Dean Putney

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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 22/09/2026
She did quite well! Everybody in the end there was a real dark horse.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 12/09/2026
i am incredibly excited to share our research about how paying people’s rent through mutual aid made an impact on minnesota this year we accidentally collected more data than anyone ever has for an effort like this, and can very seriously say we prevented an eviction bubble that everyone expected
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 05/09/2026
This year I teamed up with @kevinkelly.bsky.social and David Rumsey to make v2 of The Speed of the Earth for Burning Man, a mile-long visualization of the Earth's rotation. I'm very pleased with how it came out! It's peaceful out there by the trash fence.
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 05/09/2026
Mortgage: $15k/mo Landscaping: $10k/mo Model trains: $500k/mo
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 24/08/2026
Can it show Gaussian splats?
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 17/08/2026
Guess you gotta expand the costume now
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 17/08/2026
Knave, do you like it ruff?
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 14/08/2026
These brownies aren’t gonna EZ Bake themselves, Stew.
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 14/08/2026
That’s a relief!
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 14/08/2026
Is this a Pokémon thing. Did I fall into another fandom I don’t know about.
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 14/08/2026
I have no idea what this means but you paint a fine word picture
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 14/08/2026
Change the P to Peers and let’s fuckin go. Popcorn Time this shit, I got fiber.
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 14/08/2026
I’d like Strange Evolutions please Roan and I’d like to solve the puzzle, if I may be so bold: Who is Jimothy?
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 14/08/2026
That’s my shit anyway, we paid our taxes, let me mainline MacNeil Lehrer and New Yankee Workshop reruns dang it!
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 14/08/2026
My hot take is that PBS should provide torrents of everything and let looney data hoarders be their backup
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 12/08/2026
This has been me all week. Needs a word!
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 10/08/2026
Was this Boris Johnson?
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 07/08/2026
Hell yeah this is what I needed this morning
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 07/08/2026
Can nobody hire a decent detective these days?
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 06/08/2026
Anyone with a Boo Boo avatar has standing to make that sort of statement.
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 05/08/2026
Yeah I was going to say that the air is better. It’s noticeable.
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 05/08/2026
I’d sign up for a periodical that was only the most insane ads you’ve ever seen. Editors would reject anything not sufficiently kooky. Wall to wall nutcases and loonies only.
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 01/08/2026
I want one of these real bad, but also it might make me cry www.thisiscolossal.com/2025/01/emil...
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Lifelike Canines Lounge in Emily O'Leary Uncanny Hooked Rugs
The hooking process allows each individual loop to be applied at a different height, creating three-dimensional reliefs of dogs.
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 01/08/2026
Omg
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Reiterating that Musk's literal voter bribery last time was an unambiguous go-directly-to-jail felony, for which people have been successfully prosecuted over vastly smaller amounts. It wasn't just pouring money into a PAC, whatever one thinks of that. It was a black-letter plain-as-day crime.
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Yes, Elon Musk’s Vote-Buying Is Against the Law
People have gone to prison for comparable schemes.
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 27/07/2026
Yeah that’s a clear winner. You gotta flaunt that cod.
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 27/07/2026
Second one really accentuates the codpiece. Draws the eye.
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 27/07/2026
I’ve been asking the people canvassing for candidates in my area if their candidate supports consequences for people who commit crimes in office. The response has been inadequate.
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 25/07/2026
Sounds pleasant at least. Therapeutic biscuits and jelly.
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 25/07/2026
Did not see that coming.
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 24/07/2026
Weird morning, gang.
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 24/07/2026
Also I found gold?
A gold bracelet with diamonds inset? Virgin Mary.
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 24/07/2026
Batman’s on a jet ski at the lake today
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 24/07/2026
Why yes I would like a puppet guided meditation thank you. youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Pinky's Guided Meditations - YouTube
A collection of guided meditation by your favorite little pink puppet.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
As unpopular as the Iran war is, the coverage still doesn't do justice to the fact that they just could have not done any of this. There was literally no reason beyond general bloodthirstiness and incompetence.
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ceej @ceej.online · 23/07/2026
say what you will about the internet, but it’s undeniably the best way to find new stupid stuff to be insane about every day
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 22/07/2026
Does that also mean I can email incident@galley.house?
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 22/07/2026
Fishy Town!
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 22/07/2026
You got your own little Busy Town going there! But with fish!
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 21/07/2026
Pfp
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 18/07/2026
I’ve managed to completely miss whatever the problem is with this
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 18/07/2026
Hooooooo! That’s a fine ‘za!
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 17/07/2026
Oh no I just saw them and he's so cute.
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 17/07/2026
@roanrampant.bsky.social have you seen Jimothy?
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 17/07/2026
My dog is a stamp now. I did not do her justice 😅
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
WOW. The ex-wife of the ICE officer who shot a 26-year-old Colombian man in Maine has come forward to say that he had mental health issues and was abusive in their relationship. She says after the shooting he called asking her to vouch for him — instead, she went to the press.
Ashley Brouillette told the Portland Press Herald in a phone interview Thursday afternoon that her ex-husband called admitting to the shooting and defending his actions. The Press Herald reviewed a screenshot of incoming calls Ashley Brouillette received from her ex-husband’s current wife’s Facebook account on Wednesday.

“He was asking me to lie for him and to cover for his character,” Ashley Brouillette said. “I told him that I was not going to lie for him. And then he tried to say that it was a justified shooting because the guy tried to hit him with his car.”

She said she has seen videos of Brouillette on the scene of the shooting and confirmed that was him on scene, telling him: “nowhere in there does it show that this man charged at you with a car.”

“In his head it’s justified. He’s unusually calm about it,” she said.Ashley Brouillette told a reporter that she wanted to speak publicly because she had previously reported concerns to his superiors in the military about his mental health. She said he was abusive in their relationship. She said that she’s been inundated with calls, since reports of Brouillette’s involvement began circulating online, threatening her and her family.
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disgruntled lesbian of Minneapolis @phoenix-rights.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
really thinking about this tweet as i’ve been struggling to breathe through nausea for the last 5 hours
climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it
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Dean Putney @deanputney.com · 16/07/2026
Good ones!
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