Reposted by danny 🏳️⚧️Dee, Horny Goblin 🔞 @bangspade.bsky.social · 22/06/2026The sexiest cock you'll ever see will be on a woman's body. 49721
Reposted by danny 🏳️⚧️Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 15/06/2026here i present a very well-parked car #Cat #Caturday 1493977
danny 🏳️⚧️ @deadrocks.bsky.social · 15/06/2026fuck being on that alpha male grindset, i need to be grinding on an alpha male (in the normal way, not the manosphere way) 010
danny 🏳️⚧️ @deadrocks.bsky.social · 26/05/2026in 21 years of life i've had ~35 sinus infections. consistently high WBC. constant congestion. constant nosebleeds. every dot on my prick test coming up with a big red welt, every time. being told i had to get rid of my pets to be eligible for immunotherapy. it might not fix it, but it might help. 130
danny 🏳️⚧️ @deadrocks.bsky.social · 23/05/2026i only ever open this app while im stoned, if that explains anything 000
danny 🏳️⚧️ @deadrocks.bsky.social · 23/05/2026i went to my friends birthday party a week ago and one of his friends that i had not met before confidently tried to correct me that a yardstick is not actually 3 feet, because it's the metric system. he was holding a yardstick. im still thinkin about that one. 000
danny 🏳️⚧️ @deadrocks.bsky.social · 24/04/2026anyway as a thought experiment what song are you listening to while you burn down an establishment you're fundamentally opposed to cause mine is "cant stop the loneliness" while i burn down graham handcock's fake archeology museum 020
danny 🏳️⚧️ @deadrocks.bsky.social · 24/04/2026"omg you're so funny i love your personality" babygirl i have diagnoses you couldn't even fathom. that youve never even heard of. you aren't prepared for the lore 020
Reposted by danny 🏳️⚧️SPOOKY ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 09/02/2026I ate 5 pesto dipped mozzarella balls because nobody can stop me 5594223
Reposted by danny 🏳️⚧️slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 06/02/2026i’m sorry but swiss is the most boring cheese. the flavor has zero depth. it’s like it made holes its entire personality 5025912
danny 🏳️⚧️ @deadrocks.bsky.social · 07/02/2026watching glassblowing show makes me put my penar in hot glass 010
danny 🏳️⚧️ @deadrocks.bsky.social · 07/02/2026"you got this one but you won't catch me next time" except im playing against the computer on my pool app 010
danny 🏳️⚧️ @deadrocks.bsky.social · 05/01/2026god had no right to build me so milfy and then make me a trans dude 110
danny 🏳️⚧️ @deadrocks.bsky.social · 01/01/2026having a spine should be a crime. brought to you by my back hurts 000
danny 🏳️⚧️ @deadrocks.bsky.social · 31/12/2025fact check: bigheaded doggy is, in fact, not a crime and actually a positive thing 110
danny 🏳️⚧️ @deadrocks.bsky.social · 29/12/2025been watching matt rose a lot lately so any and all text is now, in my head, narrated by him. it's quite nice actually except for the horny stuff 000
danny 🏳️⚧️ @deadrocks.bsky.social · 29/12/2025my one cat sits on the counter to supervise the making of dinner. doesn't try to mess anything up, just sits on the counter, out of the way, and stares at me while im cooking. he is my sous chef 011
Reposted by danny 🏳️⚧️headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 23/12/2025you kept a shrimp as a pet then act surprised that he’s a little scamp? 57819
danny 🏳️⚧️ @deadrocks.bsky.social · 22/12/2025im good now cause i have the rene descart and spaghetti 010
danny 🏳️⚧️ @deadrocks.bsky.social · 22/12/2025im in the giant iggle and i am going to FROW UP why do so many people exist i just need chex materials and to make sure my boy juice is gonna be filled in time 000
danny 🏳️⚧️ @deadrocks.bsky.social · 22/12/2025i feel like half of the followers i've received are from me perving on two specific moots and they don't know that i am shrimply a shitposter who is chronically horny. im not posting ass on here bros my cousin follows me 241
Reposted by danny 🏳️⚧️ere @painttoolsai.bsky.social · 20/12/2025the desire to have a dr pepper and . and onother dr pepper and perhaps a little taste of a dr peper 6685
Reposted by danny 🏳️⚧️BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 17/12/2025*during sex* I can see your butt lolz 223539
Reposted by danny 🏳️⚧️Rachael the Spicy Hobbit @rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social · 20/12/2025I'm drinking but my cat is the one falling over bc he is stupid 1231519
Reposted by danny 🏳️⚧️Kim / AdverseCamber42 @adversecamber42.bsky.social · 18/12/2025We just brought home a new friend! This picture was taken by the reptile shop - I won't be bothering our new family member for a few days so she can settle in and relax. Meet Pizza Roll, the albino Pacman Frog 🐸 5619
danny 🏳️⚧️ @deadrocks.bsky.social · 19/12/2025feel free to send me ideas of doodles for postits on my work area. this is what i have rn, i want my coworkers to think im secretly schizophrenic 000
Reposted by danny 🏳️⚧️lacu @plaitmocha.bsky.social · 18/12/2025got to high five the turtle who lives at the nursing home 315418
danny 🏳️⚧️ @deadrocks.bsky.social · 19/12/2025i need like. a minimum of two hours of being awake before i can legally be considered a person. unfortunately i went to bed way too late and subsequently woke up at 6:15, which is like, an hour and 45 minutes before i have to be at work. good luck everybody else! 010
danny 🏳️⚧️ @deadrocks.bsky.social · 17/12/2025made sushi bake and ate it while stoney baloney and im gonna cum about it 020
danny 🏳️⚧️ @deadrocks.bsky.social · 16/12/2025thinking about the soup i made last night. im probably gonna eat way too much soup when i get home 010
danny 🏳️⚧️ @deadrocks.bsky.social · 16/12/2025what if i just like. exploded im being dramatic because im bored at work and probably will be for the next 3 hrs. i want to go home i miss my bed and my fat boys 120
Reposted by danny 🏳️⚧️Souff Karolina Ketteh Committeh @bassoonistinsc.bsky.social · 16/12/2025In today’s episode of Fat and Jobless, Nugget was woken up by the hooman preparing for work. 1231
Reposted by danny 🏳️⚧️onion person @junlper.beer · 16/12/2025this video has become very important to me 392768648
danny 🏳️⚧️ @deadrocks.bsky.social · 16/12/2025listen ive been praying since my 5'4" glory in 8th grade to just grow two more inches and somehow at my big age of 21, hrt has answered my prayers. i don't mean to sound ungrateful but like do my bones gotta hurt this much about it? i think that's rude 010
danny 🏳️⚧️ @deadrocks.bsky.social · 14/12/2025it snowed for like 18 hrs and the plow still hasn't touched my neighborhood idek about the rest of the city 010