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@swob.bsky.social
13 followers 48 following 59 posts

it’s my alt… he/him

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swob @swob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I was like Welsh or Cornish I’d be like “let’s kill these fuckin English fuckers already for fucks sake
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Jiggler faces you how do you open
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mr. Jiggler
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cher Chersdotter
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They are like we’re British but honestly you could argue they’re more Anglo-saxon/Norman than British cause they ain’t really local
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
classic British shit
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
wot wot
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They say we're young and we don't fuck We won't find out until we fucken do it Well I don't know if all that's true or w/e 'Cause you got me to fuck, and baby, I got you to fuck
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every day is a bidet day
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s bidet time
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
strawbaby jam hey gurl
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m honestly a god’s end for certain types of folks
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m heaven’s scent
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Babe, I’ve got you babe I’ve got you babe
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Knock knock who’s there Jack o lantern Jack o lantern wh- Moooooooo hahaha
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ouuuuuuu babyIloveyaways
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jk I’m still her e for now
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ok swob out ✌️
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Satchel chard
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
guys you ever see something that make you say what the damn?
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t like when people prevant me from doing my crap
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No thanks, I don’t want free stuff 😔
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What the damn is that
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Screwing screws into varioys things
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wish they’d let me respawn in a verdant meadow instead of the standard vat of inky sludge
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Twangy ass fuckimg music
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Playing a game of Tedris
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dread King Wenceslas
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jeffery Shithole
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hi
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oouuuu baby I love ya waaayyys
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dale Yearnhart
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Smoked ass rainbow trout oh babby
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do ya wanna join my polycube?
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tetromino lookin ass
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wish I had enough money to pay for the no ads on the Tetris app every month and not worry about ot
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reply if you want nick name
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pyramid Heb (He’s name Pyramid Herbert)
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Swimmin in the cauldron of slop
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do ya guys like dinner rolls?
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looking for a nice crescent wrench type dinner roll
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eating a hands full of chocolate chips
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the fuckin shadow boy cometh
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
slop store
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Slop’s on
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Swimmin in the cauldron of slop
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swob @swob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m swob
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