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David Olsen

@ddsd.dolsen.net
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Craft beer, Pinball, NRL, Startups, Hard Techno - Sydney, Australia.

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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 8h
Dude got a sweet hook up for Mad Monday.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 8h
Happy "No card transaction fees" day, to all who celebrate!
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Family Guy: Peter Griffin's Credit Card Debt Song
Alt: Family Guy: Peter Griffin's Credit Card Debt Song
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 30/09/2026
If the ladder was read from the bottom to top they actually finished 6th!
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 30/09/2026
Love how gippity is confidently steering old mate into doubling down on ruck bs based on a grab bag of stats with limited predictive correlation (influenced more by day of the week and ref than team etc etc).
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The clocks can actually go back whenever you want them to. You just have to deal with the consequences.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 29/09/2026
If only I could use my Nostradamus skills for predicting something useful. craftypint.com/news/4229/yo...
Me in a Slack post from yesterday predicting the thing announced in the link today.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 29/09/2026
Olivia Newton John.. Sci-fi Musical?!?!?
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TOOMORROW trailer (2026 restoration)
YouTube video by Deaf Crocodile
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 29/09/2026
Cybersecurity Awareness Day!
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 28/09/2026
Absolutely bonkers collab.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 28/09/2026
Yikes.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 28/09/2026
Governments and the media need to call PVL out on this bullshit. It's going to be NSW, it's always in NSW. End of story.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 28/09/2026
Maybe Parra should hire Holbrook.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 28/09/2026
What if they connected all of the Xboxes together into a distributed AI data centre?!?
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 28/09/2026
Halal Snack Packs better not be a DLC add on.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 28/09/2026
Can't park there mate
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 28/09/2026
That's typically the default position. But you can structure a contract to carve out all sorts of things if they're important to you and you have leverage to do so.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 28/09/2026
Fentanyl does have that effect.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 28/09/2026
Did they cut off his other leg?!?
Nafan Cleary on the good drugs in hospital
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Boak & Bailey (Jess & Ray) @boakandbailey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BLOG POST: Does your AI-generated beer app actually contribute something? Is it meeting a real need, or providing new information? Or did you just get excited about being able to make something with zero effort? boakandbailey.com/2026/09/ai-h...
boakandbailey.com
AI has made it easier than ever to make apps nobody asked for
We’ve been inundated lately with AI-written press releases about AI-built tools and websites focused on beer and pubs. Who is asking for this?
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 27/09/2026
This should come with an adult content warning.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 27/09/2026
It is when there's bone sticking out of the leg.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 27/09/2026
Absolute dog act.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 27/09/2026
There's one of these at Bar Broadway and it's actually way more fun than it deserves to be.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 27/09/2026
It's an NRL conspiracy!
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 27/09/2026
You make more dark profits by building skyscraper data centres on the most expensive land in the world.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 27/09/2026
I'm sure it was a binary choice between turning this skyscraper into a data centre or housing.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 27/09/2026
Help I'm being attacked.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 27/09/2026
Sausage Roll crimes.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 24/09/2026
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Go Outside And Touce Grass
Alt: YIKES
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 23/09/2026
I think that Andon Labs' Vending-Bench is a nice illustration of the "just don't have that dog in them" theory of LLMs. This is a benchmark where an LLM agent is tasked with running a simulated vending machine, and scored on their earnings. GPT-6 Astra recently set the record at about $15k.
andonlabs.com
Vending-Bench 2 | Andon Labs
We're releasing Vending-Bench 2, a benchmark for measuring AI model performance on running a business over long time horizons. Models are tasked with running a simulated vending machine business over ...
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 22/09/2026
Mad healer.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 22/09/2026
Cursed episode.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 22/09/2026
You love to see it. 👀
smh.com.au
Look away, Knights fans: Cleary ditches moon boot for footy boots at Panthers training
Injured superstar Nathan Cleary made a surprise appearance at Penrith training on Tuesday, allaying fears over his fitness ahead of Sunday’s preliminary final.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 22/09/2026
I've been offered beer (cold)
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 22/09/2026
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I'M Not Mad
Alt: I'M Not Mad that's amazing
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 22/09/2026
The M4 can be a real carpark in the morning peak.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 22/09/2026
Ivan off the bus.
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Yale Stewart @yalestewart.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The official Mister Rogers YouTube channel has been posting full episodes recently, and believe me when I tell you that watching one is a great way to take a break from the general state of things. www.youtube.com/@MisterRoger...
youtube.com
Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
Welcome to the official Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood YouTube channel! For more than 30 years, Mister Rogers created a relationship with millions of children, each of whom felt like they were visiting ...
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 22/09/2026
These are goated tongs.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 22/09/2026
Eurovision member status.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 22/09/2026
Inside you there are two brains.
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 22/09/2026
Gee, I wonder why this car has such low mileage on it.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 21/09/2026
Obama finally takes on Adobe Illustrator.
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 21/09/2026
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Invader Zim: Inferior Human Organs!
Alt: Invader Zim: Inferior Human Organs!
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 21/09/2026
Did they decide that freeze drying it fully sounded too much like hard work.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 21/09/2026
I like Penrith's chances but it feels more like a 60/40 not the 80/20 those odds are suggesting.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 21/09/2026
That feels like very good value given you just beat the NZ Panthers.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 20/09/2026
Ok but for real, this meditative podcast about breakfast cereals is actually really great to fall asleep to.
creators.spotify.com
One Hundred and Thirty Five by The Empty Bowl
This is the one-hundred and thirty-fifth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which Dan gets a little kooky, Justin gets a new favorite spoon, and our show gets a new URL.Catch up on our cereal rankings at ⁠...
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