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David Olsen

@ddsd.dolsen.net
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Craft beer, Pinball, NRL, Startups, Hard Techno - Sydney, Australia.

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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 29/09/2026
If only I could use my Nostradamus skills for predicting something useful. craftypint.com/news/4229/yo...
Me in a Slack post from yesterday predicting the thing announced in the link today.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 28/09/2026
Did they cut off his other leg?!?
Nafan Cleary on the good drugs in hospital
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 22/09/2026
Ivan off the bus.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 19/09/2026
Looks more like you moved the problem slightly to the left. This is the solution.
Sippy cup
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 13/09/2026
The timeline does not disappoint with its synchronicity.
Kris' cat post followeth by drawing of a cat hole.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 09/09/2026
💡👀🦋
Email subject: What's on this moth?Distracted boyfriend meme.. but the boyfriend is a moth + distracted by a lamp.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 06/09/2026
Bad Shepherd did a portello beer for GABS one year too. (which, of course, I've tried).
Portello Jelly Sour untappd check in.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 06/09/2026
Kirks still make it for the Victorian market. www.coca-cola.com/au/en/brands...
Kirks Portello
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 29/08/2026
Face eating leopards strike again. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Milo: "On the spot deportation for anyone here illegally"
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 28/08/2026
Going for a quick dip at Newtown Pools.
Large body of water - Lake Oportos
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 27/08/2026
That hits the spot.
Korean fried chicken and bibimbap.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 27/08/2026
WCGW
Pedestrians only past this point.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 27/08/2026
Tempted to make this *TWO* pedestrians for the luls.
Pedestrian in M4 tunnel warning.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 27/08/2026
EckyThump at North Head Manly. 👀
Rave photo from the event.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 26/08/2026
Adjusted for inflation, that's $171
Inflation calculator.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 24/08/2026
This guy.
Blissed kitty loves scritches.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 24/08/2026
New sparkle ✨✨
Green sparkly nails because ✨ fun and whimsy ✨
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 23/08/2026
Yeah look Google, this might be a bad way to phrase this given *everything*.
WE'RE LISTENING!
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 23/08/2026
The Bank is getting new air conditioning 👀
New air conditioning unit getting craned onto The Bank
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 23/08/2026
It's like riding a bike.
DDD high score (3)
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 23/08/2026
Yeah look, that expression captures my first impression of the Toy Story 4 pinball fairly well.
My confused mug on a pinball machine.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 23/08/2026
Someone had a party.
NANGGGS
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 22/08/2026
I think he wants something.
Cat.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 17/08/2026
FWIW Penrith has also used 5 halves combinations this season. In fairness the performances have been... wobbly during the period. But having to manage that origin halves 'next man up' issue at Penrith probably equipped Webster with a good playbook for this.
Webster has used 5 halves combinations and lived to tell the tale. Round by round halves listings Penrith.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 13/08/2026
That's one I dig out every few months to 'play at damaging volume levels' - it's a mf vibe.
YouTube history showing the thing
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 13/08/2026
I reckon the people involved in the campaign would be stoked to share more details with you if you reach out. campaignbrief.com/telstra-high... There's a bunch of photos on the creative agency's Instagram too. www.instagram.com/p/DaST1IijZL...
Creative Agency: Bear Meets Eagle On Fire

Partner Agency: +61

Client: Telstra
Chief Marketing Officer: Brent Smart & Jana Kotatko
Head of Brand and Marketing Communications: Alita McMenamin
Head of Strategy & Creative Excellence: Nicky Bryson
Brand & Sponsorship Lead: Nicola Reeves
Campaign Lead:  Jon Hollett
Head of Media & Marketing Operations: Paula Marreiros
Telstra Owned Network Principal: Pete Manwaring

Illustrators – original characters
Brosmind
Nicko Phillips
McBess
Ovcharka
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 12/08/2026
The Panthers Cleary production pipeline remains undefeated.
Jett Cleary requests release to Join the panthers.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 12/08/2026
A+ no notes.
"I made this" meme but it's the panthers and bulldogs.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 11/08/2026
Ok but only if I can be 1337.
Join CamBet Discord - 1331 members.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 11/08/2026
I'm highly amused by the concept of _multiple Durdens_
Durdan 2 Tactical Soap
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 11/08/2026
Late lunch.
Pizza, beer, pinball.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 11/08/2026
Chefs kiss.
Fever coach Stephanie White.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 09/08/2026
Bluesky is not horny? Explain this then.
Bluesky thai massage therapy. 

Her banana.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 08/08/2026
Welcome to you are "doom"
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 01/08/2026
Dane still has the heart of a Panfa.
Sad Dane Laurie, happy panfaz players group hug without him.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 31/07/2026
Why does the app to turn on my robot vacuum have an AI chatbot?
Chat widget in the robot vacuum app
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 30/07/2026
How did I not know the Bulldogs used to be called the BERRIES
Canterbury Bankstown Bulldogs were called the BERRIES until 1977
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 30/07/2026
Clickbait much?
BEARS SIGN PANTHERS HALF
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 30/07/2026
My glasses retailer out here giving me an existential crisis to start the day.
Email subject line: LAST CHANCE TO GET HAPPY
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 30/07/2026
"Value Burger Feast for 4" Cmon KFC, we all know a bunch of OzBargainers are going to eat this solo.
$19.95 value burger feast
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 30/07/2026
A+ niche joke from the @ingress.com team.
Agent Protips: How do I move?
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 28/07/2026
Breakfast TV: AUSTRALIAN DIVORCE BOOM Reality: Not so much
DIVORCE BOOMRate up slightly YoY (2.2%) but long term tend is down from 2005 peak of 3.3%
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 27/07/2026
7-11 is selling a sausage roll that's the size of a small car.
Large billboard sausage roll ad
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 27/07/2026
Craft beer month!
The most mainstream beer options you could imagine.
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 26/07/2026
You can just turn off AusAlert alerts.
Android settings -> Wireless emergency alerts
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 26/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains
Hit Machine 93.

LYRICS INCLUDED!
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 26/07/2026
Solid statement but what's this bit about at the end? 🤔
"This is not related to the incident on 25 July"
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 26/07/2026
The Cat.
Graffiti - The Cat
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 26/07/2026
Found the guy who makes this stuff.
Frisky Fingo Crab Guy
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 25/07/2026
Calling our home a dump is a bit rude Google.
"2021 photo dump"
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