David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 09/02/2025How about a baseball-themed smutfest called “Hard Balls”… 110
David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Let’s compromise: prune snickerdoodles. Now both sides can be happy. 120
Reposted by David FitzjarrellRachel Bitecofer @rachelbitecofer.bsky.social · 22/01/2025❤️❤️❤️https://apple.news/AL-WlwQinTouhvGrHB0Qegw 19946209
Reposted by David FitzjarrellDom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 20/01/2025These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered Yet we have this consolation: the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph - Thomas Paine 21741150
Reposted by David FitzjarrellVeronica Bane @veronicabane.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚 Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏 2592194215026
David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 12/01/2025media.tenor.coma fireworks display with the words hooray written in whiteALT: a fireworks display with the words hooray written in white 010
David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Humor is never “too smart”, but it can descend into the mundane. You avoid that pitfall and I appreciate it. It may be that you developed a unique way to improvise on your feet. So if you’re heading to a pasture leave me a map, I’m likely going with you. 010
David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there? National Suicide Prevention Hotline Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK) 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1.833.456.4566 (Canada) 000
David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Is there room for the forklift to bring in the ham? 010
David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 23/12/2024“You need to use a grater to make real latkes; they need bits of skin and fingernails to be authentic.” My daughter 010
David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Trump is using that picture to hawk his line of Le Stenche du jour, wonder if Dr. Biden knows that… 130
David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 09/12/2024We had ONE tree. Okay, we also had a house full of lights that traffic would slow down for 010
David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Seems that @sentuberville.bsky.social is truly a constipational scholar, he has no intention of understanding his job and he honestly doesn’t give a sh*t. 020
Reposted by David FitzjarrellAnge @handle.invalid · 07/12/2024This is a test Repost if you’re just a little guy 89462
Reposted by David Fitzjarrell👑Typo Queen👑 @angie4hope.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Like and reskeet once you see it. No spoilers. 50346103
David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 05/12/2024It isn’t editing, it’s deciding on plot line choices: “So what IF the juggling hippopotamus with hemorrhoids DID murder the Royal Cheeseguard with dental floss???” 000
David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I agree, the autocorrect is crap in iOS 18. I’m having to correct IT; who thought this was an improvement?!? 010
Reposted by David Fitzjarrellpresto123 @presto123.bsky.social · 04/12/2024They shoot without shame In the name of a piece of dirt For a change of accent Or the color of your shirt Better the pride that resides In a citizen of the world Than the pride that divides When a colorful rag is unfurled No better lyricist in rock than the legendary Neil Peart of Rush. 96011
Reposted by David FitzjarrellJoseph Fasano @josephfasano.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I will never, ever get over this. 1345412545354
David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 03/12/2024When rational, sane people are involved. In the U.S. the electorate is oftentimes so poorly educated the “august body” known as Congress is littered with idiots, morons and sycophants and couldn’t deliver such a response. It takes courage, not acquiescence. 030
David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 03/12/2024media.tenor.coma crowd of people are sitting in a theater clapping .ALT: a crowd of people are sitting in a theater clapping . 010
David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 02/12/2024So true, but insurance companies try to justify not covering a patient because the “condition” pre-dates the policy effective date. It “legalese”, nothing more. It’s wrong on many levels, and indicative of simple greed by the insurance companies. It should be outlawed. 010
David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Build a good followers list then select Following at the top of your timeline, you should clear out the noise. Scout out good starter packs, they are a great help. 000