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David Fitzjarrell

@ddfdba.bsky.social
1.5K followers 2.7K following 227 posts

Senior database administrator with a Chemistry degree. Have been a professional Chemist and DBA, still the latter, 35 years now. I follow the BEST people. No DMs, you will be blocked. Blog: dfitzjarrell.wordpress.com

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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Do I gotta???
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tamrakat @tamrakat.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
📌
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Counts me out. I have fish and dust bunnies.
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
My daughter makes matzo ball soup, to die for.
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
“Puck You”??
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
How about a baseball-themed smutfest called “Hard Balls”…
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Let’s compromise: prune snickerdoodles. Now both sides can be happy.
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
📌
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Rachel Bitecofer @rachelbitecofer.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
❤️❤️❤️https://apple.news/AL-WlwQinTouhvGrHB0Qegw
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I think it was Whore-ton…
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 20/01/2025
These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered Yet we have this consolation: the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph - Thomas Paine
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Veronica Bane @veronicabane.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚 Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
media.tenor.com
a fireworks display with the words hooray written in white
ALT: a fireworks display with the words hooray written in white
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Bagel?
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Humor is never “too smart”, but it can descend into the mundane. You avoid that pitfall and I appreciate it. It may be that you developed a unique way to improvise on your feet. So if you’re heading to a pasture leave me a map, I’m likely going with you.
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there? National Suicide Prevention Hotline Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK) 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I’m just relieved I don’t need Preparation-H.
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Is there room for the forklift to bring in the ham?
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
“You need to use a grater to make real latkes; they need bits of skin and fingernails to be authentic.” My daughter
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
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AustinBlue @adolphtrump.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I second that.
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Trump is using that picture to hawk his line of Le Stenche du jour, wonder if Dr. Biden knows that…
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
We had ONE tree. Okay, we also had a house full of lights that traffic would slow down for
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Seems that @sentuberville.bsky.social is truly a constipational scholar, he has no intention of understanding his job and he honestly doesn’t give a sh*t.
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Ange @handle.invalid · 07/12/2024
This is a test Repost if you’re just a little guy
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Earned a follow!
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
It seems Earl Scheib has gone downhill.
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
$13.99 here
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👑Typo Queen👑 @angie4hope.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Like and reskeet once you see it. No spoilers.
nativity scene with an additional character
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
It isn’t editing, it’s deciding on plot line choices: “So what IF the juggling hippopotamus with hemorrhoids DID murder the Royal Cheeseguard with dental floss???”
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I’m following!
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I agree, the autocorrect is crap in iOS 18. I’m having to correct IT; who thought this was an improvement?!?
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Germany, I’d suspect.
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Especially with corned beef
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Spread the word, repost please.
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Nutzis
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
God’s first turd, dipped in bronze.
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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presto123 @presto123.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
They shoot without shame In the name of a piece of dirt For a change of accent Or the color of your shirt Better the pride that resides In a citizen of the world Than the pride that divides When a colorful rag is unfurled No better lyricist in rock than the legendary Neil Peart of Rush.
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Joseph Fasano @josephfasano.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I will never, ever get over this.
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
When rational, sane people are involved. In the U.S. the electorate is oftentimes so poorly educated the “august body” known as Congress is littered with idiots, morons and sycophants and couldn’t deliver such a response. It takes courage, not acquiescence.
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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a crowd of people are sitting in a theater clapping .
ALT: a crowd of people are sitting in a theater clapping .
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
So true, but insurance companies try to justify not covering a patient because the “condition” pre-dates the policy effective date. It “legalese”, nothing more. It’s wrong on many levels, and indicative of simple greed by the insurance companies. It should be outlawed.
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Build a good followers list then select Following at the top of your timeline, you should clear out the noise. Scout out good starter packs, they are a great help.
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David Fitzjarrell @ddfdba.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
“What a novel concept!”
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