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Inane; lobbyist for the plasma center industry.

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 17h
30 years from now, we should get another auteur director to recreate Noah Hawley's remake of Alien. Meticulously remake every piece of the recreation. Add three *more* Aliens, for fun. Make the android reveal even *more* subversive and unexpected! Hahahaha what are we even doing
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 12/10/2026
The LA Lakers are named for Minnesota's ten thousand lakes. The LA Dodgers are named for the NYC subway dodgers. The LA Chargers are named for San Diego power generation. LA is sus
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 11/10/2026
At this rate, Gavin Newsome is going to defeat JD Vance in the 2028 Republican primaries.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 11/10/2026
It's been a long time. We shouldn't have left you without a dope beat to step to.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 11/10/2026
Why doesn't the UAE take back control over the Strait of Hormuz? They're right there and they have trillions of dollars.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 09/10/2026
My problem is I listened to Lana Del Rey in 2015 instead of pouring wax into my ears. I've been swimming to the sirens ever since, instead of tied to the mast helping my fellow humans.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 09/10/2026
I WAS FUCKING JOKING YOU IDIOTS
Headline: "Fort Hood Shooter’s Execution Will Be Public and Streamed Live, Pentagon Says
If carried out, the public execution of Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan by firing squad set for Dec. 3 would be the first in modern U.S. history."
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 08/10/2026
Livestream the firing squad execution you cowards. Show us the bloody might of our high-testosterone America and its righteous justice! I'm dreaming of a RED Christmas!!
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 07/10/2026
"The aforementioned production notes given to critics include a politely worded request not to ostensibly spoil “Digger” by revealing some of the twists — which I assume means that they don’t want me to write that the..." 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 Thanks, Manohla Dargis. You dolt.
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nick @hlorrithi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mind-boggingly, this is the first massive internet scam most art students see through and most engineers don't.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 06/10/2026
The headlines this morning are all "Trump told Iran to nuke San Diego and Los Angeles" But no one is reporting on the Red Dye Diesel executive order he just had Natalie Harp bring him to sign on stage. www.youtube.com/live/lLgzEri...
youtube.com
WATCH: President Donald Trump delivers remarks at Nebraska rally
YouTube video by Fox Business
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 04/10/2026
Review website but you have to film yourself giving the review. I must see some of these people.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 03/10/2026
It must feel weird to be a dog or a cat. Your entire body is scalp.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 02/10/2026
Bibi, man, what the fuck are you doing? You think I’m Santa Claus? No Santa in Israel, pal. 🤡
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 30/09/2026
I need more news about "The Hamptons" and about "Martha's Vineyard". Those words evoke deep place memory in all of us, don't they, folks? Back when we were all Kennedy children basking in our generational wealth. Back when playing lacrosse *meant* something.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 30/09/2026
Senators taking a break from regulating college football to misapprehend college basketball is exactly the reason I put my full faith and trust in our current Government.
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Gavin @gavinneedham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My university suspended a frat because they would lock pledges into a small wooden box and everyone would urinate in the box.
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🐆National Chair, Leopards Eating People's Faces Party 🐆 @algocompsynth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gaines Loses - the headline was right there for the taking.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 28/09/2026
Make conflict gold great again!
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 14/03/2024
I believe I can fly. I belive I can touch the sky. I think about it every night and day.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 26/09/2026
This move has been shown like fifty times during the broadcast. It is nearly as Texas cringe as that cool move hosing the field with urine.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 26/09/2026
Jeff Bezos should make Chris Pratt the next James Bond. David Ellison should make Chris Pratt the lead CNN anchor. Just burn it all down.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 26/09/2026
Professor X, formerly known as Professor Twitter.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 26/09/2026
Long Beach Subtitled Allstars
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 25/09/2026
"If you think about it, Texas is America's India. Or India is Asia's Texas, geographically speaking. And spiritually? Spiritually, American India's Indians *are* the Indians--the Native Americans, the gurus of our continent. We..." -Matthew Mcconaughey having a stroke.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 24/09/2026
"low unemployment, relatively strong growth numbers and a booming stock market..." Give everyone one dollar to work one hour a week: zero unemployment! Give four companies four trillion dollars: growth! Give four companies four trillion dollars to give everyone one dollar a week: number go up!
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 24/09/2026
Voting for the "best likely opponent" is not how voters should make decisions in a primary election. Voting for someone who shares my values and supports policies that I agree with doesn't make it all about ME. That's just how voting works.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 24/09/2026
We're due for another Format War
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 21/09/2026
The 2A guys used to claim it was the main backstop for protecting 1A. Well...?
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 17/09/2026
Mark Carney? Does he eat meat or work at a state fair?
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 13/09/2026
I will oppose Presbyterian athletes playing in Christian sports if it risks safety or fairness.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 13/09/2026
I first heard this song at a bar in Vancouver watching Winds of Winter, the season 6 finale of #GoT. It remains one of my favorite compositions of all time. #djawadi music.youtube.com/watch?v=60xr...
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Light of the Seven
YouTube video by Ramin Djawadi - Topic
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 12/09/2026
Living for more info on the CIA gold bars guy www.nytimes.com/2026/09/11/u...
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C.I.A. Officer Found With Gold Bars in Basement Reaches Tentative Plea Deal
David J. Rush was fired from the C.I.A. after the F.B.I. found 303 gold bars in his Virginia home. Officials have said he created a fake classified program to funnel himself millions of dollars.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 12/09/2026
My friends and I said this exact same pledge in March 2024!
Please raise your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much he can’t even breathe. That I will go out with my family, my friends, I’ll do it any way — I don’t care if I’m registered or not, I’m going to try to cheat like hell like they do. There’s never been bigger cheaters. They don’t care. I am going to go out and I’m going to get my friends, my family. And we are going to vote on Nov. 3, or we are going to vote before that.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 12/09/2026
He is somehow going to restart The Troubles.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 11/09/2026
I need a new Paramore album. I have six, but I need MORE
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 10/09/2026
If everyone got $5,000 then Starbucks would just charge everyone $5,009 for a vente latte
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 08/09/2026
Oh what the fuck
TIMES EXCLUSIVE

A Doctor Sued 700 Patients for Debts; 81 Were Arrested. Now He’s a Senator.
Patients sued by Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas were routinely charged 18 percent interest, The Times found. Some had bank accounts garnished.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 08/09/2026
Let's just do a total trade embargo
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 07/09/2026
“‘You’re the president of the United States. You can do anything you want,’” Mr. Trump has said he has been told. 🤡
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 07/09/2026
Sergei played the piano like it was intended. Like a fucking percussion instrument.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 07/09/2026
Rhapsody on a Theme by Paganini is my favorite piece of music. And the man plays it with a chuck-it-to-the-wind ferocity that defies common sense and classical music sensibilities. Everyone plays it too slow. And the 18th variation is the most boring and most-played part of it.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 07/09/2026
Remember Moore's law? Like, you'd think the same HDD I bought in 2024 would be a little cheaper today. Nope! The price has *doubled*
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 05/09/2026
"Light showers" and "Sunny" mean the same thing 🤔
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 05/09/2026
We're probably on track to bring back debtors prisons and orphanages.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 04/09/2026
Gloria Steinem walked so that Maria Bartiromo could run.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Squirrel, Interrupted
Still from the movie Girl, Interrupted showing Angelina Jolie pinning Winona Ryder to a wall but Ryder's head has been replaced by a squirrels
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 02/09/2026
The Pac-12 has 9 teams, and the G20 has 21 member organizations. The world is a lie.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 02/09/2026
The big joke on democracy is that it provides its mortal enemies the means to its own destruction.
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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 31/08/2026
This transparency enables the electorate to make informed decisions and give proper weight to different speakers and messages. 🤡
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