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Inane; lobbyist for the plasma center industry.

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 09/10/2026

I WAS FUCKING JOKING YOU IDIOTS

Headline: "Fort Hood Shooter’s Execution Will Be Public and Streamed Live, Pentagon Says
If carried out, the public execution of Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan by firing squad set for Dec. 3 would be the first in modern U.S. history."

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 12/09/2026

My friends and I said this exact same pledge in March 2024!

Please raise your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much he can’t even breathe. That I will go out with my family, my friends, I’ll do it any way — I don’t care if I’m registered or not, I’m going to try to cheat like hell like they do. There’s never been bigger cheaters. They don’t care. I am going to go out and I’m going to get my friends, my family. And we are going to vote on Nov. 3, or we are going to vote before that.

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 08/09/2026

Oh what the fuck

TIMES EXCLUSIVE

A Doctor Sued 700 Patients for Debts; 81 Were Arrested. Now He’s a Senator.
Patients sued by Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas were routinely charged 18 percent interest, The Times found. Some had bank accounts garnished.

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 03/09/2026

Gone Squirrel

Bad photoshop: squirrel head overlayed on Rosamund Pike on the Gone Girl movie poster. Ben Aflec is in the background.

Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 25/08/2026

Oh shit, is The One Ring okay? assets1.cbsnewsstatic.com/hub/cms/prod...

C. U.S. military actions in Iran
On June 22, 2025, USCENTCOM conducted Operation Midnight Hammer, a high precision and
joint force strategic strike against three critical Iranian nuclear facilities: Frodo, Natanz, and
Isfahan. Following the strikes, USCENTCOM assessed that there were no civilian causalities
that occurred as a result of U.S. military operations during Operation Midnight Hammer.

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 20/08/2026

Absolute savagery from NYT

Screenshot of text: “It’s hard to get excited about a $2 billion increase in buybacks,” she said, noting that it “feels a little ‘Austin Powers,’” referring to the pittance of a ransom that the once-cryogenically frozen antagonist in the movie demands as part of a plot, not taking into account inflation in the decades while he was asleep.

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 09/08/2026

Surely one of my cerebral arteries has burst?

Beth, the Beloved Vacuum of a 92-Year-Old Iowa Senator, Has Died
Senator Chuck Grassley mourned his decades-long cleaning companion, writing on social media: “GOOD BYE BETH. U hv been a real workhorse.”

Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 07/08/2026

James Comey, no.

Shells on a beach writing "67"

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 06/08/2026

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 31/07/2026

No, it was a joke you guys

News headline: "Companies Rush to Close Daring Deals Under Trump
Companies are seizing on what many say is perhaps the most favorable regulatory environment for businesses in years."

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 31/07/2026

Star Wars: The Phantom Grimmace

Black and white photo of a robed figure wearing a cowl. But a bright purple Grimmace character is badly photoshopped in place of the person's face.

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 29/07/2026

How many letters are in "donald trump"? SmnntnnGnnnnnnnnnnA

Black ink signature of Donald Trump on a gold background

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 17/07/2026

I can feel the seasoning

Chart of SpaceX stock tanking 23% in one month

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 09/07/2026

Oh shit NYT did a whole piece on them this morning!

The initial headhunters, Dan Moraff and Leanne Fan, and then a third out-of-state operative they called up to Maine — Morris Katz — told Mr. Platner he was “the one,” a “hero of the movement,” “a historical figure” who could be “leading a revolution,” according to half a dozen people with knowledge of their conversations.

Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 30/06/2026

This is the original image Trump posted an hour ago

A golden eagle decoration hanging in front of the White House. Its wings span the entire second balcony between the main columns of the building.

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 30/06/2026

Happy 250th!

Photo of the new White House golden eagle decoration, but a Nazi eagle holding a swastika is superimposed over the decoration.

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 28/06/2026

Here it is from the balcony

Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 24/06/2026

This lady is surely next to have her face eaten by leopards.

Senator Katie Britt, a brunette in a green blouse, smiling during her 2024 Republican rebuttal to the State of the Union address.

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 15/06/2026

The kids are alright

Screenshot of music player: "Trending in Shorts, Can't Get You out of My Head (Extend.." Kylie Minogue - 1B plays

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 10/06/2026

Good to see a fine brand branching out @vicmmic.bsky.social

Photo if red and green packages of "Chomps" original beef sticks

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 06/06/2026

Lets fucken go

Lyrics screenshot. The lyrics are entirely 'la-la-la' for one hundred repetitions.

Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 26/05/2026

Hahahahaha!

Picture of a courthouse. Caption and story: "The examples of grand jury malfeasance come on top of the many cases in which Justice Department prosecutors have failed to get grand jurors to return indictments.Credit...Eric Lee for The New York Times
As Trump Politicizes Justice Dept., Prosecutors Struggle With Grand Juries
Judges and grand juries have increasingly lost faith in the Justice Department as the president uses it to reward his friends and go after his opponents."

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 22/05/2026

Scoreboard of the #GameChanger Snowboard game. I only got 80 points

Screenshot of high score screen. MrWenis got 1252, BLeeM got 220, thee99lady got 160, ~denzel~ got 121, and doctorclark only got 80

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 17/05/2026

NYT reading corner with Doctorclark. My queens:

Montreal strippers call for strike during Canadian Grand Prix weekend
George Russell leads the field at the 2025 Canadian Grand Prix
The Sex Work Autonomous Committee said that the grand prix weekend is "the most lucrative period of the year for our boss". Mark Thompson/Getty Images

Sam Joseph
By Sam Joseph
May 15, 2026

Strippers in Montreal have called for a strike

Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 13/05/2026

We're almost 23% done with the creation of the DC Putt Putt course you guys.

Al Drago's NYT photo of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with a poorly photoshopped mini golf windmill overlaid atop the Washington Monument.

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 30/04/2026

Good lord.

Trump Talks on Sending Afghans to Congo Draw Bipartisan Ire
Lawmakers in both parties said President Trump should continue allowing Afghans who worked alongside American troops to settle safely in the United States.

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 24/04/2026

It took NYT two months to notice this.

By Tony Romm
Reporting from Washington

April 24, 2026
Updated 9:57 a.m. ET
You probably won’t receive a huge tariff refund.

The largest businesses stand to reap the biggest bucks as the Trump administration begins to return more than $166 billion in duties deemed illegal by the Supreme Court. Even though President Trump’s trade policies have led to higher prices for companies and consumers, many families aren’t in line to benefit directly from the coming refund checks.

Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 04/04/2026

How much if you take out all those *chairs*?

Photograph advertisement of a 6 million dollar home for sale by Christie's. It shows a preponderance of seating implements.

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 29/03/2026

Everything With Trump’s Name, Likeness and Signature
By Ashley Cai

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 29/03/2026

Me and the boys watching the Japanese Grand Prix. #F1 #JalaneseGP #Brooms

Orange-suited race marshals sweeping a racetrack with large traditional brooms

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 25/03/2026

Nice little story about kids who definitely should not be near a giant missile. Also, the entire settlement probably should not be there? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli...

Image of kids near a war weapon. Caption: "In One Image. A Missile Fragment in a Schoolyard. by Avishag Shaar-Yashuv"

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 13/03/2026

Oh my god

Web search screenshot. There are no results for "project hail mary" "lagrange point"

Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 12/03/2026

Lagrange 1 is right there, Andy. You absolutely *can* "park" a spaceship directly between a star and a planet.

Contour plot of forces related to the Lagrance points in a two body system. L1 is directly in between the two bodies.

Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 11/03/2026

I made a meme for my students today using MemeGenerator. Love that little app!

Mega handshake meme with the two arms labeled "DHP" and "RYR". Their handshake is labeled "SR Ca2+ Release"

Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 03/03/2026

Bibi made maps Donald could read, and now we're here...

War criminal holds up two maps showing "cursed" countries colored black and "blessed" countries colored green.

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 02/03/2026

Bro, *Americans* are watching fitfully from the sidelines.

News screenshot of text: "U.S. and Israel
Attack Iran

News Analysis

As Trump Bombs Iran, America’s Allies Watch Fitfully From Sidelines

Disregarded by President Trump over Iran, Europe’s leaders are adapting to a world in which they are little more than bystanders."

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 28/02/2026

Good knowing you. Bye bye.

US amd Israel Strike Iran

Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 16/02/2026

Hahahahaha!

Ring Ends Deal to Link Neighborhood Cameras After Super Bowl Ad Backlash
A commercial about a lost dog being reunited with his family ignited concerns that a “Search Party” feature posed privacy risks. Ring parted ways with the tech company Flock Safety.

Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 11/02/2026

Bro!

Grand Jury Rebuffs Justice Dept. Attempt to Indict 6 Democrats in Congress
The rejection was a remarkable rebuke, suggesting that ordinary citizens did not believe that the lawmakers had committed any crimes.

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 10/02/2026

Losing my mind at this video on the economics of solar energy. youtu.be/KtQ9nt2ZeGM?...

Mam in a brown suit jacket looking concerned. Next to him is a graphic that says 7,708,333,333 MWh

Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 06/02/2026

God damn it. S01E04

A black television screen in a living room

Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 01/02/2026

Hitch your cart to a rabid horse, don't get surprised when you crash.

Headlone screenshot: "Democratic Upset in Deep Red Texas District Rattles Republicans.
A Democrat won a state legislative special election in a district that President Trump carried by 17 percentage points, unnerving Republicans in Texas and beyond."

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 24/01/2026

Oh shit oh fuck not the Bureau of Prison Uniforms! That is the most dangerous law enforcement wing in the country!

Screenshot of an NYT article. "The scene was cordoned off with crime scene tape, as dozens of protesters, some wearing gas masks and goggles, blew whistles. ICE agents from Enforcement and Removal Operations were on site, as were several agents wearing U.S. Bureau of Prison Uniforms." The word Uniforms is incorrectly capitalized.

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 20/01/2026

Sit back, take a deep breath, do not retaliate.

Cartoon bald man smoothing the sides of his face in apparent relaxation ecstasy.

Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 13/01/2026

WHAT DID I TELL YOU

Trump Has Another Justification for the Shooting of Renee Good: Disrespect
President Trump suggested that Renee Good’s “highly disrespectful” attitude toward law enforcement played a role in her fatal shooting by an ICE agent.

Listen to this article · 5:45 min Learn more

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Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 05/01/2026

Are we entirely sure the style guide doesn't say "arraïgned"?

New York Times headline: Maduro and His Wife to Be Arraigned Monday in Manhattan Federal Court

Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 05/01/2026

Bam Margera superimposed over am image of a pond.

Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 05/01/2026

Oh here's some pizza I made tonight. Buffalo sausage slices, sourdough, driftwood bar accent...you get the idea.

Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 01/01/2026

PFT out here raising our collective spirits.

Skeet screenshot from Paul F. Tompkins. 25 min ago: "let's make 2025 the year we erase the song imagine from the collective consciousness. 18 min ago: "how do you do a tornequet" Comments have been disabled on both skeets.

Doctorclark | Hand Flailing Fool @ddc.me · 31/12/2025

What the actual fuck?

Wikipedia screenshot: "The story was adapted to the musical stage in 1959 as Once Upon a Mattress, with comedian Carol Burnett playing the play's heroine, Princess Winnifred the Woebegone. In 1961, The Princess and the Pea was made into a television film starring Samantha Eggar. The musical was revived in 1997 with Sarah Jessica Parker in the role. It was revived again in..."

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