dctucker @dctucker.com · 24/09/2026Oh good, they figured it out. I guess somebody should let Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope know. 000
Reposted by dctuckerTred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/06/2026apparently there's a mod to remove gay marriage in skyrim like bro you're literally the only person who gets married at all in the game and if you need a mod to prevent yourself from getting gay married that says something about you 1076224897
dctucker @dctucker.com · 15/05/2026MSFT relying on uninitialized memory to encode the default value, probably. This type of thing bit me in the ass recently working on protobufs. We had no choice but to encode empty variant as `1` rather than `0` for compatibility reasons, and the initializer wasn't assigning anything for that case. 010
dctucker @dctucker.com · 05/05/2026Execs: we have AI now, everyone stop thinking and start using Devs: (continue thinking) Execs: ok no more free AI, fuck you dumbass, pay me! Devs: no Execs: but we can't think no more, and we can't afford AI Devs: sounds like a you problem Devs: rofl. lmao even 010
Reposted by dctuckerMarcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 30/04/2026Listening to infosec people freak out over Mythos is so tiring. Like, bro, your local water treatment plant runs Windows XP, your mobile provider's hardware is older than you are, and the protocol that routes internet traffic is secured by everyone just agreeing that hijacking it would be uncool. 28755180
dctucker @dctucker.com · 30/04/2026customs officer opens the book, looks drearily at the person in front of them wearing jeans and leaning to one side, groans and mumbles something under his breath before stamping the completely empty page and handing it back to the clueless traveler. "Be sure to show off your passport at the pub." 010
Reposted by dctuckerThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2026Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings 286194485084
dctucker @dctucker.com · 21/04/202620. Force people to incorporate the good religions into finance and politics or they're not open minded 21. Our religions are the good religions, we made technology so our religions get the credit 22. Letting democracy control a country is bad, a minority of technocratic elites should control you 000
dctucker @dctucker.com · 21/04/202617. Technology should be used to experimentally police citizens in this era of record-low violent crime 18. You should embrace a private and shadowy government of people you would hate if you knew 19. We want to say horrible things and suppress your right to judge and punish that 100
dctucker @dctucker.com · 21/04/202613. Forget that most of the elites come from rich families 14. Ignore recent wars and give the US credit for the lack of world wars 15. Make our allies adopt war-requiring economies as well 16. Ignore billionaires' political and market manipulation and trust they have good intent 100
dctucker @dctucker.com · 21/04/20267. It's okay to make AI murder tech for the army 8. Pay workers less, but let politicians get rich 9. Let us be bigots and also silence critics of it 10. Voting for respected likeable leaders is bad 11. Always be looking for the next war 12. Develop AI recklessly or you will all die 100
dctucker @dctucker.com · 21/04/20263. Instead of providing services for pay, we will control your pay, and monitor all you do 4. We will control you with technology instead of persuade you with discourse 5. Fear should drive us to create technology without ethics 6. Your children should be forced to work for the state 100
dctucker @dctucker.com · 21/04/2026Plagiarizing this to amplify the message... Hey everyone it's me, your old pal from Palantir! I have a manifesto that everyone can agree on! 1. Technology should be invented and used to kill foreigners more 2. Tracking your phone is limiting, please consider a wrongthink-detecting AI brain implant 100
dctucker @dctucker.com · 14/04/2026I like how the new Hungarian prime minister's last name literally means "Hungarian" in Hungarian. 000
dctucker @dctucker.com · 10/04/2026Music is Sneaky Cats, possibly inspired by Scheming Weasel by Kevin MacLeod 010
Reposted by dctuckerNot Invented @notinvented.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I s'pose yeah them blokes like what that Shakespeare geezer is and all them lot, right, wrote shedloads - and I think it's bollocks but authors think it's the dog's bollocks innit - and like English school lessons and that teach it and do exams on it and about how English grammar's updated and good. 021
dctucker @dctucker.com · 17/03/2026before: 25-year-old roof, temperature reaches 80°F at 3PM in July, I'm sweating profusely while the A/C struggles to keep me cool after: 6-month-old roof, temperature reaches 96°F at 3PM, I'm getting mildly warm while debating whether to politely ask the A/C to activate Then again it's only March 000
dctucker @dctucker.com · 03/03/2026Illiterate guy who spent his early life in Britain and moved to the rural US, managing to perfect the American accent, except for certain words, over-correcting based on the logic that "chune" becomes "tune". Dupiter. 100
dctucker @dctucker.com · 30/01/2026People think Sagat from Street Fighter is saying "tiger" for every special move, but this is a common misconception due to the low-fidelity audio. He's actually promoting the latest in high-speed Internet technologies while also emphasizing the importance of staying regular with proper diet. 000
dctucker @dctucker.com · 10/01/2026Shave and a haircut, two bits* * no longer two bits, but still worth every penny 000
dctucker @dctucker.com · 05/12/2025Hey, if the patent trolls are allowed to do their thing, we should be able to do this thing 000
dctucker @dctucker.com · 05/12/2025"I Need to Know" by Marc Anthony, except the lyrics are about how certain information is only disseminated strictly on a need-to-know basis. 000
dctucker @dctucker.com · 22/11/2025These ads for designer purses where someone ends up in the sky freak me right the fuck out. It's like those dreams where you're falling that cause you to wake up in a panic. Like oh shit, you better not let go of that purse. That cloud isn't going to hold your weight for long, mein gott! 000
dctucker @dctucker.com · 09/07/2025"skeet" is only five letters longmedia.tenor.coma man with glasses is surrounded by a glowing circle and the website pmitf.com is displayed below himALT: a man with glasses is surrounded by a glowing circle and the website pmitf.com is displayed below him 110
dctucker @dctucker.com · 09/06/2025As the late comedian and actor Robin Williams once* said, "Uh! Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand" (chugs water bottle with slurping noises) "soaking up the thirst of the land. Ocean man." *citation needed 000
dctucker @dctucker.com · 28/05/2025Voulez-vous courgette avec moi ce soir? Voulez-vous courgette avec moi? 000
Reposted by dctuckerRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 22/05/2025The hidden provision in the Big Ugly Bill that makes Trump king robertreich.substack.com/p/the-hidd…robertreich.substack.comThe hidden provision in the Big Ugly Bill that makes Trump kingDon’t let this happen 831034541
dctucker @dctucker.com · 22/05/2025Whistlin' past the graveyard Steppin' on a crack Better ingredients, better pizza Papa one eyed jack 000
dctucker @dctucker.com · 16/05/2025I'm on a few Firefox install and finding the built in vertical tabs feature comfortable to use. I'm not sure it would support my previous workflow of having in the three digits worth of tabs from several months ago with deep nesting, but for now it gets the job done. 000
dctucker @dctucker.com · 16/05/2025This isn't a good article. The way it's written is ambiguous and would easily read to a "business owner" type as "well it's good for business" as opposed to "this only benefits the wealthiest businesses". I think the words "closely held" are doing all the work to carry that meaning and it gets lost. 050
dctucker @dctucker.com · 15/05/2025Yeah bad news about the coconut milk, the forced birthers make the delivery daily after first stopping at the sperm bank. 020
dctucker @dctucker.com · 14/05/2025tfw you eat your sugar cereal in compliance with the emoluments clause, but it makes your teeth bacterial, so your peanut farm being sold ends up meaning nothing 010
dctucker @dctucker.com · 09/05/2025Violence isn't the answer, but it is the question being asked by people who abuse their authority. Give ya two guesses what the answer is. 010
dctucker @dctucker.com · 08/05/2025> Nobody should have to go through this. Like, he literally doesn't have to. He can resign at any time. 040
dctucker @dctucker.com · 08/05/2025Might be cold but I feel worse for his constituents who have to watch their representative fall apart and live with the consequences of the decision he makes every day to not resign. 130
dctucker @dctucker.com · 08/05/2025Chocolate Popeyoutube.comChocolate PopeYouTube video by Metropolis Records 010
dctucker @dctucker.com · 07/05/2025Oh cool, so we're just referring to human trafficking as deportation broadly, and saying how great it would be if we just kidnapped and exiled the "right people". I don't think this is a good direction for the discourse. 090
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Title: CEOs are being left baffled at the high cost of moving to AI — shockingly enough, sacking human workers isn't resulting in huge savings
[News] By Mike Moore | Published 14 hours ago
Subtitle: Replacing human workers with AI isn't a panacea after all
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