dctucker @dctucker.com · 24/09/2026Oh good, they figured it out. I guess somebody should let Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope know. 000
Reposted by dctuckerTred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/06/2026apparently there's a mod to remove gay marriage in skyrim like bro you're literally the only person who gets married at all in the game and if you need a mod to prevent yourself from getting gay married that says something about you 1076224897
dctucker @dctucker.com · 05/05/2026Execs: we have AI now, everyone stop thinking and start using Devs: (continue thinking) Execs: ok no more free AI, fuck you dumbass, pay me! Devs: no Execs: but we can't think no more, and we can't afford AI Devs: sounds like a you problem Devs: rofl. lmao even 010
Reposted by dctuckerMarcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 30/04/2026Listening to infosec people freak out over Mythos is so tiring. Like, bro, your local water treatment plant runs Windows XP, your mobile provider's hardware is older than you are, and the protocol that routes internet traffic is secured by everyone just agreeing that hijacking it would be uncool. 28755180
Reposted by dctuckerThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2026Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings 286194485084
dctucker @dctucker.com · 21/04/2026Plagiarizing this to amplify the message... Hey everyone it's me, your old pal from Palantir! I have a manifesto that everyone can agree on! 1. Technology should be invented and used to kill foreigners more 2. Tracking your phone is limiting, please consider a wrongthink-detecting AI brain implant 100
dctucker @dctucker.com · 14/04/2026I like how the new Hungarian prime minister's last name literally means "Hungarian" in Hungarian. 000
Reposted by dctuckerNot Invented @notinvented.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I s'pose yeah them blokes like what that Shakespeare geezer is and all them lot, right, wrote shedloads - and I think it's bollocks but authors think it's the dog's bollocks innit - and like English school lessons and that teach it and do exams on it and about how English grammar's updated and good. 021
dctucker @dctucker.com · 17/03/2026before: 25-year-old roof, temperature reaches 80°F at 3PM in July, I'm sweating profusely while the A/C struggles to keep me cool after: 6-month-old roof, temperature reaches 96°F at 3PM, I'm getting mildly warm while debating whether to politely ask the A/C to activate Then again it's only March 000
dctucker @dctucker.com · 03/03/2026Illiterate guy who spent his early life in Britain and moved to the rural US, managing to perfect the American accent, except for certain words, over-correcting based on the logic that "chune" becomes "tune". Dupiter. 100
dctucker @dctucker.com · 30/01/2026People think Sagat from Street Fighter is saying "tiger" for every special move, but this is a common misconception due to the low-fidelity audio. He's actually promoting the latest in high-speed Internet technologies while also emphasizing the importance of staying regular with proper diet. 000
dctucker @dctucker.com · 10/01/2026Shave and a haircut, two bits* * no longer two bits, but still worth every penny 000
dctucker @dctucker.com · 05/12/2025"I Need to Know" by Marc Anthony, except the lyrics are about how certain information is only disseminated strictly on a need-to-know basis. 000
dctucker @dctucker.com · 22/11/2025These ads for designer purses where someone ends up in the sky freak me right the fuck out. It's like those dreams where you're falling that cause you to wake up in a panic. Like oh shit, you better not let go of that purse. That cloud isn't going to hold your weight for long, mein gott! 000
dctucker @dctucker.com · 09/06/2025As the late comedian and actor Robin Williams once* said, "Uh! Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand" (chugs water bottle with slurping noises) "soaking up the thirst of the land. Ocean man." *citation needed 000
dctucker @dctucker.com · 28/05/2025Voulez-vous courgette avec moi ce soir? Voulez-vous courgette avec moi? 000
Reposted by dctuckerRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 22/05/2025The hidden provision in the Big Ugly Bill that makes Trump king robertreich.substack.com/p/the-hidd…robertreich.substack.comThe hidden provision in the Big Ugly Bill that makes Trump kingDon’t let this happen 831034541
dctucker @dctucker.com · 22/05/2025Whistlin' past the graveyard Steppin' on a crack Better ingredients, better pizza Papa one eyed jack 000
dctucker @dctucker.com · 16/05/2025I'm on a few Firefox install and finding the built in vertical tabs feature comfortable to use. I'm not sure it would support my previous workflow of having in the three digits worth of tabs from several months ago with deep nesting, but for now it gets the job done. 000
dctucker @dctucker.com · 14/05/2025tfw you eat your sugar cereal in compliance with the emoluments clause, but it makes your teeth bacterial, so your peanut farm being sold ends up meaning nothing 010
dctucker @dctucker.com · 09/05/2025Violence isn't the answer, but it is the question being asked by people who abuse their authority. Give ya two guesses what the answer is. 010
dctucker @dctucker.com · 08/05/2025Chocolate Popeyoutube.comChocolate PopeYouTube video by Metropolis Records 010
dctucker @dctucker.com · 03/05/2025We ate at a southwestern themed steakhouse and played "spot the country music video clichés"... trucks, guitars (lots of guitars), a banjo, cowboy hats, that one bougie wannabe trailer trash artist, square dancing, bars, an unusual amount of glam, grillin', white women in bikinis, horses... 000
dctucker @dctucker.com · 02/05/2025What I find the most personally insulting about all of this is I interviewed with NOAA about 10 years ago and they ended up passing on me because I was unable to pass a minimal security clearance. Now a bunch of uncleared bros who have been adults for five minutes get to tear it down? 110
dctucker @dctucker.com · 01/05/2025What bothers me most is we don't lack the intelligence to act without AI. We know how to solve these problems, we just don't like the solutions. It's much more politically expedient to say "well the AI hasn't found a good solution" than it is to dismiss experts. Weaponized anti-intellectualism. 020
dctucker @dctucker.com · 21/04/2025The important thing to note about the check mark is that if Blue skidoo, then we can too. 000
Reposted by dctuckerGail Waldby ❌👑 @gailwaldby.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Gross: The GOP is planning $5.3 TRILLION in tax cuts for their Sugar Daddy donors. And WE are going to PAY for them through tariffs and cuts to our healthcare. #MAGABlowingYourTaxes 390126504239
dctucker @dctucker.com · 14/04/2025People love to shit on Fahrenheit temperature scale, but there's something nice about being able to check the temperature on a mildly warm day and report that it's 69. 000
dctucker @dctucker.com · 13/04/2025I need to locate an article that links louder broadcast ad volume to election outcomes. I remember reading it during the past decade. It seems to me as an avid consumer there are times that I'm having to keep my hand on the volume control more often, turn up the program material, turn down the ads. 000
Reposted by dctuckerSenator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 11/04/2025An innocent man, picked up by “mistake,” must not be allowed to rot in an El Salvadorian jail. Mr. President. Obey the courts. Obey our Constitution. Bring him home immediately. 17755038911168
dctucker @dctucker.com · 11/04/2025The first Wario Land game ends with blowing up the skull-shaped castle to reveal a princess statue, which Mario promptly seizes via helicopter. The genie in the newly acquired lamp offers to fulfill a wish, but demands payment. Maximum payment yields his very own planet. I think about that a lot. 000
dctucker @dctucker.com · 09/04/2025youtube.comHarvey Birdman : Attorney At Law Intro [HQ]YouTube video by zeronightroost 020
dctucker @dctucker.com · 04/04/2025I dunno y'all, I kinda think "they'd just move to another country with lower taxes" would actually have been preferable to allowing them to accrue enough wealth and influence to not only induce but also survive a global economic crash with impunity. 000
dctucker @dctucker.com · 04/04/2025Can't help but notice that the stock market is tanking not only due to poor policy and speculative outlook, but because we're basically doing "governance by AI". It feels a lot like the irrational exuberance around the exponential growth of the AI market got reality checked. But that's optimistic. 000
dctucker @dctucker.com · 02/04/2025Damn, Youtube. Way too much content from the past week has had poor audio dynamics, usually considered "make or break" by most viewers. Slap a compressor on there, do the bare minimum of post-production so the ads aren't screaming at me from having to boost the volume. This isn't ASMR. 000
Reposted by dctucker🍁Capt.John E. Rock @johnerock.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Dear Democratic Members of Congress, Stop telling me about what he's doing. We can all see it. Start telling me about what you're doing to stop it! Signed, Americans 905234155883
Reposted by dctuckerGillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 27/03/2025No matter your station in life, there is astoundingly little separating you from those men in that cage behind Kristi Noem. No charges, no attorneys, no hearings, no trial. Just conjecture and brute force could be enough to justify completely dehumanizing you, too. 563260487431
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Title: CEOs are being left baffled at the high cost of moving to AI — shockingly enough, sacking human workers isn't resulting in huge savings
[News] By Mike Moore | Published 14 hours ago
Subtitle: Replacing human workers with AI isn't a panacea after all
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