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Glenn Cilantro

@dcpeters.bsky.social
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Former Kiwi now living in Darwin, Australia. Socially awkward road rager.

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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Schrodinger’s Mitch McConnell
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Me: Forgive me father for I have sinned. Priest: Please note that this is general advice only and you should read the PDS and T’s & C’s. Go on.
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Carmen @carmen5022.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=96yN...
youtube.com
The Cure - Shiver And Shake (Live 1995)
YouTube video by curedtc4
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
My first few days as Security Manager at the Louvre going well. Saving heaps in wages.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
fig-newton mechanics.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I have a license for concealed carry (sawn-off 12 inch sub).
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13/08/2025
Must Wear Prescription Glasses at Night Melon
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Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band: Alice in Zip Ties
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band: Mashing Pumpkins.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
The Neatles. Very tidy.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Enchanted Titty Room.
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ABC News Bot (unofficial) @abcnewsbot.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Working at Auski Roadhouse is an eye-opening experience for the backpackers who keep the critical Pilbara fuel stop running.
abc.net.au
Foreign workers embrace outback roadhouse life even if it's 'hot like hell'
Working at Auski Roadhouse is an eye-opening experience for the backpackers who keep the critical Pilbara fuel stop running.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Who up totzing their emoji?
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Me as a therapist: “Have you tried just feeling happy?”
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Rugby union is the actual sport of kings.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I just reskeeted into a sock.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I cleaned out my belly button and now I have post-navel depression.
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 07/07/2025
It's only an exorcism if it's performed by a catholic priest on behalf of the pope, otherwise it's just a sparkling banishment.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I’ll use my Signal Psilocibin.
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Crikey @crikey.com.au · 30/06/2025
“I blame you guys”: Kyle Sandilands blames ARN leadership for the commercial and ratings failure of the Kyle and Jackie O Show in Melbourne.
crikey.com.au
A year into the Melbourne experiment, Kyle and Jackie O bleed listeners while ARN coffers shrink
According to new figures, ARN are bleeding advertising revenue as the Kyle & Jackie O Show continues to fail in Melbourne.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
It’s a slippery slope.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
They then burnt him at the stake and invented grilled tomatoes. True story.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
How to Train your Dragon Tattoo.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Why do middle aged men have such trouble saying nucu, nulaca, nukular, nuclear?
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Aaron Sorkin screenplay re Trump: “The Worst Wing”.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
James Paterson IPA is Temu Dutton.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
All you can eat.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Underrated post.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Gulf of Taco.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Unused Talking Heads lyric.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
If I eat a banana in the car I throw the skin out the window.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Severance is good and all, but have you seen Adam Scott in Party Down?
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Dua Lipa is great ‘n’ all, but I miss Amy Winehouse.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I’m a rebel. I put pineapple on lasagna.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I can give up BlueSky anytime I want. I just don’t wanna.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
F Troop couldn’t be called that if made today and all the other letters are no good either.
media.tenor.com
a man with a beard wears a top hat
Alt: a man with a beard wears a top hat
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
My girlfriend’s Crazy and Asian but I think there’s something missing in our relationship.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Anyone checked on Robert De Niro?
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
No hills, no (silicone) valleys.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
If they had an Oscar for best film opening by a lion, I think you would all agree that the MGM lion would deserve at least a nomination.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
If they had an Oscar for best film opening by a lion, I think you would all agree that the MGM lion would deserve at least a nomination.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I couldn’t care fewer.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Is it pronounced potable (you can put it in a pot) or potable (you can pote it in your mouth) ?
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
🍆🍆🍆
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I sea what they did there.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Two new shows just greenlit: Truck U - behind the scenes of ice truck driving school. Are Yukonning Me? - a show where burly woods men and women are punk’ked up the Yukon.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Hamburger helper isn’t working. We’re going to need a hamburger intervention. Followed by hamburger rehab.
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