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Glenn Cilantro

@dcpeters.bsky.social
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Former Kiwi now living in Darwin, Australia. Socially awkward road rager.

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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Schrodinger’s Mitch McConnell
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Steven Cheung is so woke!
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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two men are sitting in black leather chairs in a living room with a picture on the wall that says hyper
Alt: two men are sitting in black leather chairs in a living room with a picture on the wall that says hyper
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Johnathan Depp Esq.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Pussy?
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Me: Forgive me father for I have sinned. Priest: Please note that this is general advice only and you should read the PDS and T’s & C’s. Go on.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I post, therefore I am.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Can I whip my cream in your bowl though? (Sorry).
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Karaoaky?
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Gary and Karen.
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Carmen @carmen5022.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=96yN...
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The Cure - Shiver And Shake (Live 1995)
YouTube video by curedtc4
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
“God Bless Eleanor and all who sail in her”
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two men standing on a boat that says planet
Alt: two men standing on a boat that says planet
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
What does Big Vanilla have on you?
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Before midnight?
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
“Clean up in Aisle 5”
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Ashes? What did they burn?
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
4 lamp clover. Lucky for some.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Saw three classic cars on the left there. But I put all my Super into bull bars. Cant lose.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Sounds like a good idea for a song. Imagine.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
My first few days as Security Manager at the Louvre going well. Saving heaps in wages.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I’m not allowed to take the keyboard out of the house. Grandma said.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
If I’m not there at sunrise, start without me.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I’m effluent in several languages.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Violently happy.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
fig-newton mechanics.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I have a license for concealed carry (sawn-off 12 inch sub).
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13/08/2025
Must Wear Prescription Glasses at Night Melon
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Hot AND fresh? Those were the days.
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Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band: Alice in Zip Ties
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band: Jesus and Mary Chain of Christian supply stores. *franchises available.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band: Mashing Pumpkins.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Took me a second but got it eventually (by squinting).
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
The Neatles. Very tidy.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
You’re a scallywag.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Trainsphobic.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I think you’re definitely on to something. (Whispers 7 x 7).
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Yes. Close behind is 9 x 9 =81
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Smoking is dangerous to your health.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Why are they doing this at this stage of the competition? I’ve switched off! (Might watch end to see if Poh wins).
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Homeland
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
The Americans.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
JayLeno-gnite 💥
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
No sorry wrong place. (lol we all have 5 cats).
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
*dummer
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Thanks bruz.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Which episode please?
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Creamed bacteria.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Enchanted Titty Room.
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
That wasn’t yoghurt?
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Glenn Cilantro @dcpeters.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Nuts!
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