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Nato Jacobs

@dcmadness202.bsky.social
405 followers 129 following 2.3K posts

Still posting for people with jobs, people without jobs, middle class, upper class, high class; all that. Cats, snakes, chickens, ducks, elderly people and twerkers

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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That is the dumbest fucking two point call
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Two Eagles jumped before the snap, but there’s no false start and it results in a touchdown. Kiss my ass
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
First half Commanders observations. The front seven is VASTLY improved. Wrap up tackling is finally a priority. Sainristil is BBQ chicken (get well soon, Amos). Blough and JD5 gotta adjust to this pressure and coverage. Jayden is doing better of protecting himself by throwing the ball away.
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Petey Pablo owes us all an apology for making a song called Freek-a-Leek and ending the first verse by saying eating coochie is too freaky for him
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good morning. Fuck the Eagles.
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KMJeezy @kmjeezy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This exactly
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Cheers to another year around the sun 🎂
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026
Great list. I'd like to see Chris Stapleton too
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🐶 Woof 🐶 @espnfrankie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This how my granny used to be wearing people out at choir practice
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Monthly(ish) check in: Hell yall got going on over here?
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
CINEMA!!!!
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Odyssey in IMAX: Brought to you by war profiteers
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Rob.(?)(!) @barackomamba.blacksky.app · 08/08/2026
Shuck n’ Drive
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I thought Drew was gonna be bad, but KO is gonna say things about Phil that’ll make Canada and their polite nature ashamed to claim him
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Just let him sit in the front row with the rest of the celebs please
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Barbie Devyndarbė @katchin05.blacksky.app · 31/07/2026
More of this!
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It’s about fucking time
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My flight got delayed four times before it got canceled. Waited on standby for two hours. The flight sat on the tarmac for 90 minutes. Flew over cloud-to-cloud lightning for 30 minutes. Landed at 1:30 am. Got home at 2:30 am. Needed a new battery from AAA. Going to work now.
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Men: Luther Women: Whitney
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PR_Deadpool @deadpool1995.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
They can never convince me this is a bad movie THIS IS FUCKING CINEMA
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
There will be inevitable Articles™️ about the left celebrating Lindsey Graham's death to which I will respond that no man celebrated death more, perhaps in all of American history, than Lindsey Graham
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Barbie Devyndarbė @katchin05.blacksky.app · 03/03/2026
We need to go back to slapping people and banning them from establishments like when Google Glass first came out.
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
*sigh*
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
BALL DON’T LIE!!
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Chris Johnson has ALS and Danny Glover has Alzheimer’s. Enough is enough www.today.com/health/celeb...
today.com
EXCLUSIVE: Danny Glover Reveals Alzheimer’s Diagnosis and Shares Update on Illness
The 79-year-old “Lethal Weapon” star shared with Lester Holt that he was diagnosed with the progressive neurodegenerative disease a few years ago.
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The fact that the idea of birthright citizenship was in question is disappointing. The fact that SCOTUS didn’t rule for it unanimously is even more disappointing.
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Philip N Cohen @philipncohen.com · 29/06/2026
Checking in on MAHA day at the American State Fair. Managed to get pretty close to the stage
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
BRAZIL!!!
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⚜️Baldgood Marshall @freshlogic.blacksky.app · 29/06/2026
Dorks running around wearing WIRES!
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This stopped me in my tracks this morning. abcnews.com/GMA/Culture/...
abcnews.com
Former NFL star Chris Johnson reveals ALS diagnosis at 39
Johnson shared his diagnosis in an exclusive interview with "GMA" co-anchor Michael Strahan.
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
As long as we get strong thunderstorms when the Cheeto tries to speak on the 4th, I can tolerate the heat
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The gold standard
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Where the white women at?
ALT: Where the white women at?
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Sydney Johnson has some explaining to do after the Mystics lost to the worst team in the WNBA and only scored 57 points.
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Kelsey Mitchell
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Politico @politico.com · 24/06/2026
Pro-Israel politics just took a huge hit in New York
dlvr.it
Pro-Israel politics just took a huge hit in New York
Progressives critical of Israel swept a trio of House races in the home of the nation’s largest Jewish population — a stunning shift that carries national implications for the party.
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
the EXACT tone of this letter
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Billy Madison - I Award You No Points
ALT: Billy Madison - I Award You No Points
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"I don't call him Ronaldo I call him Cristiano here is only one Ronaldo and he wore 9 not 7" Henry just hit the hardest slide tackle of the entire world cup while standing in the studio
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Austria-Argentina is a top-tier "just to be clear, what exactly did your great-grandfather do for work" game
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Sounds like all Bernie wants to do is charge AI firms for poisoning Black Americans.
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The fact that this is all from ONE game
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jentrification ♎ @jentrification.com · 18/06/2026
so gas prices will be artificially lower in time for midterm primary elections in Aug
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B Smith @hopesndreams.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
He's both such a good person AND such a good politician
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 17/06/2026
When I saw Avengers I wondered why Thanos came to the conclusion that the only way to save us was to erase half of the population instead of just doubling the food. But I get it now it was a parable about letting stupid guys get all the power. They’ll just do stupid shit at a cataclysmic scale.
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
There’s no shame when your team wins a title. Ask me how much money I spent when the Capitals and Nationals won in back-to-back years. I bought every variation of shirt and hoodie that I could.
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Don't be sexist, women can be fascists too.
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
*taps sign*
Usha Vance is the brains and ambition behind JD's whole career. She went to Yale Law with one goal... find some mediocre white man she could turn into a Republican politician and then orchestrate his entire career from behind the scenes.

This woman clerked for JOHN ROBERTS. She is an OPERATIVE.
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 16/06/2026
I hope he gets hit in face with a ball handsome summabitch
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Did it happen???
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
That’s the score of a Week 14 AFC South game.
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Nato Jacobs @dcmadness202.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Don’t even hate watch that UFC trailer park trash in my city tonight. Leave it in the obscure trash heap where it belongs.
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