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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Happy 56th anniversary of that time the Weather Underground blew up the Haymarket Police Memorial (to commemorate the 1-year anniversary of the Weather Underground blowing up the Haymarket Police Memorial for the first time).

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If your giant yard skeleton is already up, the Ellison campaign will send over a tall goth chick* with a stepladder! If you’re putting up a seasonal yard skeleton soon, a sturdy woman** with tools is available to assist with attaching the sign and getting the whole thing standing. *me **also me

The Bernie Sanders “once again I am asking you… “ meme, except it’s asking if I can put a DFL lawn sign in the outstretched arms of your giant yard skeleton

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Cinnamon Toast Crunch with Rumchata instead of milk, duh

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 30/09/2026

No bear has ever doxxed a rape victim

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Can I add you to the list of available candidates for my campaign to give DFL lawn signs to giant yard skeletons?

The Bernie Sanders “once again I am asking you…” meme except asking you to let me put DFL candidate signs on your yard skeleton

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

DM me your Signal or cell# and the times you’re usually home!

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Some yards have MULTIPLE SKELETONS and I’d really love to get the other hot statewide campaigns signed on… @peggyflanagan.bsky.social @zackformn.bsky.social Steve Simon isn’t on bsky? But surely his campaign staff are…

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Also, a delightful textbanker for @cedrickfrazier.bsky.social liked the idea but I need to be responsible and confirm with CM or field team manager. I deliver signs for lots of campaigns but I don’t have any of yours yet!

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Uhhhhhh what DOES the dashcam let you download?

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Can I add you to the list of candidates people can choose from when they agree to let me put a DFL lawn sign in the hands of their giant yard skeleton?

The Bernie Sanders “once again I am asking you…” meme but it’s asking you to let me put a DFL lawn sign in the outstretched arms of your giant yard skeleton

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Of all the artists who inspire suburban pearl clutchers to RiSk ThEiR LiVeS and drive their lifted trucks into an active war zone, Morgan Wallen definitely drew the worst horde of traffic-snarling jaywalking drunken dipshits I’ve seen in the 9 years I’ve lived downtown

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Exactly what I’ve come to expect from a city that has more liquor stores than stoplights and where every house has an individual drinking-water well within 4 miles of a landfill so nasty it was on the original list of Superfund sites when CERCLA was enacted.

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Do you mean me, or that guy who burned down his mom’s house last Christmas because she let the sheriff in to arrest him on multiple outstanding warrants for incredibly heinous violent felonies?

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

*Costco has pumpkin pies THE SIZE OF A HUBCAP for SIX BUCKS

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

lol same but as a lefty I’d prefer *right* arm. Or left foot, I drive an automatic 🤷🏻‍♀️

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I really don’t care if the president has a firefighter fantasy but the massive holes in the “private thoughts vs. shit I should say out loud” filter are Rather Concerning as textbook symptoms of late-stage dementia having turned his frontal lobes to mush.

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I’ve got the Ilhan Omar and Keith Ellison campaigns on board and working on getting more. DM me if you (or someone you can persuade) have one or more giant yard skeletons and are down for it 💀🤘🏻

The Bernie sanders “once again I am asking you…” meme but asking to put a DFL lawn signs in the outstretched hands of your giant yard skeleton.

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

wow the night this thing pulled 3 gallons of water out of a 700sqf apartment was the first night all summer that i didn’t wake up absolutely marinated in sweat. and my hair air-dried in maybe 30 minutes rather than 2+ hours 🤔

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

maybe it’s perimenopause maybe you just need a dehumidifier

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Charla Nash would like a word…

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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026

Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.

A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.

A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/09/2026

This pelican is a liar and a charlatan.

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

my kingdom for a crate of confetti cupcake poptarts

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Isn’t there a mechanism to force a meeting, by a notice given to membership cosigned by X% of the exec or central committee?

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Do I need to stand in the middle of the street with a sign again? How did that go for them last time? *adds to calendar*

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

3 final) But a house is probably the single biggest purchase of your life. On a $300K house, paying a lawyer $1-2K is <1% of purchase price (whereas realtor gets 2-3%) and you get expert unconflicted advice from someone who doesn’t have a financial interest in pushing you to close despite issues.

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

3 even more) oh waaah waaah lawyers are expensive. Y’know what else is expensive? Eviction proceedings bc your seller became a tenant. Or (back to #1), stupid fights with a neighbor over easements and encroachments. No shade to realtors, they know the market and help negotiate sale price blah blah

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

3 cont.) if you think your situation is special and you wanna let the seller stay *just for a while*, PAY A LAWYER to draft a occupancy agreement and keep a BIG chunk of seller’s proceeds in escrow. For every day they don’t fuck off after the agreed date, you get $1,000 back, for example.

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

2) buy the Owner’s Policy of title insurance. If you’re getting a mortgage, you’re paying for the Loan Policy anyways and it’s only like $100 to add Owner’s. 3) if the seller isn’t FULLY VACATED at your pre-close walkthrough, DON’T FUCKING CLOSE (continued…)

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

When you buy a house: 1) PAY A LAWYER TO REVIEW THE TITLE COMMITMENT AND EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO YOU. Do not rely on your realtor, or on the fact that your lender’s lawyer is also reviewing it. THEIR INTERESTS ARE NOT FULLY ALIGNED WITH YOURS.

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

If you leave your 12-foot lawn skeleton(s) up year-round AND are a fan of US Rep Ilhan Omar… I have an extra Ilhan sign I’m trying to get into the hands of one of the DELIGHTFULLY NUMEROUS Minneapolis yard skeletons I’ve seen while delivering Ilhan signs in boring ways. Reply or DM for collab 🤘🏻

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

In the meantime you know about this shit, right?

It’s just a picture of a bottle of Dawn platinum plus powerwash free and clear on a white background cuz I lifted it off the Target app

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

jesus christ angie you weird bitch

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I initially thought AG Ellison’s hat was the star accessory of this photo sequence but OMG do you have any shots of Congresswoman Omar with those giant sunnies on her face rather than in her hand?

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I’ve done it and that shit WORKS.

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

The flower shop where staff blast people with a hose if they mouth off about all the money the non-Minneapolis-resident owner throws at the absolute worst people in our municipal elections?

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

When my children refuse to eat I rub a dot of mirtazipine cream on the inside of their ears and other parents absolutely should not take my advice unless their children are also cats.

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

*sigh* Where? I’ve still got my signs.

A white coroplast sign with black vinyl letters in a stencil font that reads “ top hobbies for rizz-less weirdo cucks expo hopefully today only”

White sign with black letters that says “SOC 1312: identifying unfuckable men FIELDWORK COMPONENT”

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Nothing makes me nostalgic for Cold Mud Season quite like Drowning In My Own Snot Season.

The “is this a _______?” meme where the guy is labeled “ME,” the butterfly is “SEASONAL ALLERGIES,” and the question at the bottom is “IS THIS COVID?”

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