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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If your giant yard skeleton is already up, the Ellison campaign will send over a tall goth chick* with a stepladder! If you’re putting up a seasonal yard skeleton soon, a sturdy woman** with tools is available to assist with attaching the sign and getting the whole thing standing. *me **also me

The Bernie Sanders “once again I am asking you… “ meme, except it’s asking if I can put a DFL lawn sign in the outstretched arms of your giant yard skeleton

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 30/09/2026

No bear has ever doxxed a rape victim

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I really don’t care if the president has a firefighter fantasy but the massive holes in the “private thoughts vs. shit I should say out loud” filter are Rather Concerning as textbook symptoms of late-stage dementia having turned his frontal lobes to mush.

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I’ve got the Ilhan Omar and Keith Ellison campaigns on board and working on getting more. DM me if you (or someone you can persuade) have one or more giant yard skeletons and are down for it 💀🤘🏻

The Bernie sanders “once again I am asking you…” meme but asking to put a DFL lawn signs in the outstretched hands of your giant yard skeleton.

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

maybe it’s perimenopause maybe you just need a dehumidifier

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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026

Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.

A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.

A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/09/2026

This pelican is a liar and a charlatan.

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

my kingdom for a crate of confetti cupcake poptarts

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

If you leave your 12-foot lawn skeleton(s) up year-round AND are a fan of US Rep Ilhan Omar… I have an extra Ilhan sign I’m trying to get into the hands of one of the DELIGHTFULLY NUMEROUS Minneapolis yard skeletons I’ve seen while delivering Ilhan signs in boring ways. Reply or DM for collab 🤘🏻

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

jesus christ angie you weird bitch

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

When my children refuse to eat I rub a dot of mirtazipine cream on the inside of their ears and other parents absolutely should not take my advice unless their children are also cats.

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Nothing makes me nostalgic for Cold Mud Season quite like Drowning In My Own Snot Season.

The “is this a _______?” meme where the guy is labeled “ME,” the butterfly is “SEASONAL ALLERGIES,” and the question at the bottom is “IS THIS COVID?”

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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Amy, in what fucking delusional world is this a reasonable response to “there are brownshirts kidnapping our neighbors in broad daylight”?

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Hey Richard how’s that plan to “partner with national influencers and content creators” to promote the @dfl.org going? Pissing off a ton of volunteers and organizers BUT you hit your fundraising target? Cool cool can’t wait to see what you come up with next.

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

call me a dreamer, but i believe in the possibility of a collective spite so powerful that it unites everyone in the city in an unspoken pact to keep this statement true indefinitely for use as the ultimate retort to the fascist fucks who sent their chud army to Minneapolis…

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

What will you do today to ensure that ten, twenty, thirty years from now you will be morally at peace with giving a truthful answer when your children/grandchildren/niblings/students ask what *you* were doing when depraved authoritarian brutality came to our community?

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

I’m a slut for anything with @iwriteok.bsky.social in it, but Robert Evans dragging Ben Shapiro is always the tastiest of those treats.

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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 29/09/2025

Please read this. This is a five alarm fire.

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

I’m opposed to child labor EXCEPT when it gets my entire filthy car cleaned out—with everything sorted into trash vs. recycle—for the low low price of “this is a toonie, it’s Canada money, and you can keep all the pop tabs from cans you find” plus an explanation of what Canada is.

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Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 12/09/2025

I can't recall where this originated but I'll never ever stop laughing at it.

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

I can’t believe I have to point this out but the “affirmative action and inclusion statement” regurgitated at every DFL internal election DOES NOT mean “TERFs, Republicans, and reactionary ***** should fill our leadership roles in proportion to their prevalence in Minnesota as a whole.”

A copy paste of the affirmative action, outreach, and inclusion statements from the official DFL documents:

The following Affirmative Action, Outreach, and Inclusion Statement is to be read at the beginning of precinct caucuses, party conventions, and other meetings where elections or nominations
occur:

AFFIRMATIVE ACTION, OUTREACH, AND INCLUSION STATEMENT
The DFL seeks to end discrimination and bigotry in all its forms and to inspire broad participation in our party. As part of our commitment to outreach and inclusion, we will take affirmative steps to increase the participation of members of all underrepresented communities. When you vote today, remember this commitment includes electing members of underrepresented communities both to positions within the DFL party and to public office.

After the Affirmative Action, Outreach, and Inclusion Statement has been read, the Affirmative Action, Outreach, and Inclusion Reminder is read in lieu of the full Affirmative Action, Outreach, and Inclusion Statement before voting begins in each election.

AFFIRMATIVE ACTION, OUTREACH, AND INCLUSION REMINDER
As you vote today, remember that the DFL is committed to electing members of underrepresented communities both to positions within the DFL party and to public office.

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

This is the kind of experience that I was referring to when I told Richard Carlbom (back during his pre-coronation “listening tour”) that I feel I can no longer in good conscience suggest that young people who want to organize for a better city/state/world consider getting involved in the DFL.

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Get mad if you need to but then get generous (if you’re able) and get involved! DONATE: secure.actblue.com/donate/omar_... VOLUNTEER: www.mobilize.us/omarfatehfor...

Strib screenshot of stmt from Fateh campaign re DFL CBRC revoking endorsement:

Fateh campaign says, 'We're going to win'
3:30 p.m. - Omar Fateh's co-campaign manager Graham Faulkner said in a statement Thursday that "28 mostly out-state, establishment Democrats, including many Frey donors and supporters, met privately and voted to overturn the will of Minneapolis residents."

"Our campaign sees this for what it is: disenfranchisement of thousands of Minneapolis caucus-goers and the delegates who represented all of us on convention day.
The establishment is threatened by our message. They are scared of a politics that really stands up to corporate interests and with our working class neighbors," he said.
Faulkner said the revoked endorsement will not slow Fateh's campaign down: "We're going to win."

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Omar Fateh @omarfatehmn.com · 23/07/2025

We knew these PACs would crop up, and we know they’re going to pour even more money into this race now that I’m the DFL-endorsed candidate. Let’s show these wealthy donors the power of grassroots fundraising. Donate at fatehformayor.com/donate. www.startribune.com/omar-fateh-m...

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Oh that’s right, the JoeRad ghoul squad just shed its legal skin and emerged in a superficially-separate form ready to gobble up another round of annual-maximum suburban developer checks so they can get back to paying someone to send this dude assorted dumb shit to repost.

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Josh Martin is one of the most measured, logical, organized, and non-reactionary people I have ever met. If you’re getting publicly dragged by Josh Martin, you have unambiguously fucked up very badly and your fuckups are extensively documented.

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

All the Freybaby bitches who are pissing and moaning about how tewwibly the caucuses and conventions went but couldn’t be bothered to volunteer are hereby invited to kiss my ass, and you’re goddamn right that I’m going to insist that they form an orderly queue to do it. Show up or shut up.

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Ms. K tweets @whatmsksaid.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

i cannot stress the 1000s of unpaid hrs a v small crew of good faith dem socialists & allies have put into ELEVEN conventions (not W5 & W13). the amount of FREE labor, skills, job contacts, emotional & mental health the good mpls DFLers have done this yr is unbelievable. we’ve done impossible work.

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Donald Trump walked into the GOP tent and shit his pants like that’s a completely normal thing to do past the age of 3. Republicans were like “wow, what an edgy thing to do in public with no shame whatsoever!” and surprisingly few of them got the fuck out of the tent at that point. 1/

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Keith Ellison, Minnesota Attorney General @keithellison.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

In a democracy, public officials—including police—are accountable to the people. Hiding identities shields them from scrutiny and undermines this principle.

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Melody Hoffmann @phmelody.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

The request for people to stop shouting from the floor has worked, kind of, but a convention volunteer is pointing out people and telling them to go to the mic. Very punk rock.

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

i wish i could make the anxious orange cat understand that the cuddle-slut black cat only gets handfed a little pile of treats every morning bc that’s how i trick him into eating his pill. she watches forlornly from across the room every time and it breaks my heart.

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

I do enough law stuff to know good work when I see it, and this filing by @dansuitor.bsky.social is absolute King Sicko shit. May the rivers run red with the blood of his enemies. drive.google.com/file/d/1D0-v...

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Resps. Motion to Quash Subpoena 5.23.2025.pdf

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

MOTHERFUCKER YOU TOOK AN OATH THAT COVERS THIS. TWICE!

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

My notes say “absolutely outrageous 3-piece suit, black with extremely aggressive inch wide white pinstripes.” After watching the Zoom, I absolutely *can* believe that the hubris required to take this case would also inspire a grown man to reach for that suit when he needs to Make An Impression

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Thank you to the bemused @mprnews.org audience services phone guy who answered my call asking if the host *really* just said that the woodpecker attacking cars in Mass. might just be “a little stupid.” SHE TOTALLY DID but it was a quote from a birdologist so I guess it’s a legit explanation?

Screenshot of online news story text, with “she said the woodpecker might be ‘a little stupid’” highlighted yellow:

Given their enormous size, piliated woodpeckers are plenty strong enough to break mirrors, but such behavior is "definitely weird," said Pamela Hunt, senior biologist for avian conservation at the New Hampshire Audubon.

“Lots of birds will be aggressive against reflections in mirrors, but I don't usually hear about woodpeckers," she said. "They don't usually peck at their opponents, they kind of chase them around."

She said the woodpecker might be "a little stupid" and is trying to defend its territory and scare away what it sees as competition. The damage coincides with the mating season for pileated woodpeckers and resident Barbara Smith said she'd be fine with "lots of little woodpeckers" around, though she hopes they won't be as destructive.

"Woodpeckers have to do what woodpeckers do," she said. "Good luck, woodpecker."

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Josh Martin @joshmartinmpls.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

A piece has now been published in both Southwest Voices and the Star Tribune regarding some thoughts on PACs and the DFL caucus/convention process. Not sure Strib will agree to publish my piece, but here is my response piece in Southwest Voices. (1/3) www.southwestvoices.news/posts/opinio...

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OPINION: Don’t Agonize. Organize.

We make this city what we want it to be. But we can’t just complain and wish for a better city.

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Josh Martin @joshmartinmpls.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I keep hearing complaints about caucuses and conventions. And there's some valid complaints. I'm on the committee that discusses state-level DFL rules. I want to hear your feedback. Complete this form if you would like. (1/3) docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

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Minneapolis DFL Caucus and Convention Feedback Form

Many people have thoughts about caucuses and conventions. Some of these things are within the power of the Minneapolis DFL to change. Other things, however, are governed by state-level rules. (Or in s...

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Would be cool to see the MASSIVE COOPERATIVE EFFORT to save May 3rd get the same amount of attention as was paid to one ineffective leader’s premature decision to try bumping Ward 2 into June… but doing the right thing is its own best reward. Thank you for going above and beyond 🫡 🙌🏻 🫶🏻

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2025

The Onion Looks Back On Pope Francis Busting His Holy Ass

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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

the pope met JD Vance and was like “yeah we’re fucked, jesus take the wheel”

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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 19/04/2025

we love mpls are targeting wards 7 and 100, renter heavy with lots of properties owned by these landlords. how many renters were mobilized by we love mpls to be delegates? how many are having their rent raised in a tight economy and then it’s being spent to influence elections? we have to educate

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