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Description?My dear sir,there are individuals roaming the streets of Fallen London at this very moment with the faces of squid! Squid! Do you ask their description?And yet you waste my time asking impertinent questions about mine?(Abridging the copypasta)

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lisden ⊬ BFX!!! @lisden.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
“and earlier” SAY HER NAME🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️
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David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
This is a meme. The text says “today’s secret word of the day is:” and then below it is Pee-wee Herman holding up a sign that says “insider trading”
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Nicole Micheroni @nicolemicheroni.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?
Email from DHS revoking parole, unnamed recipient, received by Nicole Micheroni. Part 1Email from DHS revoking parole, unknown recipient, received by Nicole Micheroni. Part 2
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Andrew Cuomo won’t talk to the families of nursing home victims. He won’t ride the subway or take a bus. He spends most of each week in hiding. But he will *beg* for a meeting with a 94-year-old right-wing Australian billionaire.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 07/04/2025
Democratic leaders act like time travelers afraid to do anything that might change the future
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Team Two Dogs @lchanwrites.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
All we need is someone to love us half as much as this man loves the onion
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed while the economic crisis he created wrecked our markets.
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Deb @dclnsfrd.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Also pain felt in fantasy 😩
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Good morning beautiful people 🌞
Comic strip on post its
Panel 1: a man with a sign says “big ass fuck trump and elon march today” his sign reads “what to do”
Panel 2: Record. Record. Record. Police are liars. Don’t bring weapons. The image is a cop surrounded by recording phones
Panel 3: Stick together. Cops try to divide and conquer. The image is a man giving another man a piggy back with a sign that reads “this is fine”
Panel 4: if you are a white dude, shield people who are not. The image is a cop saying to a white man “i’m slightly more hesitant to hit you because i am a racist”
The white man says “success”
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Please share!!! This is getting ridiculous—they just can’t accept a loss. Please help spread the word to North Carolina. The North Carolina Court of Appeals ruled in a 2-1 decision that over 60,000 votes cast in last year’s closely contested state Supreme Court race must be verified and recounted.
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
"All right, here are your exams. 50 questions, true or false." "True." "Homer, I was just describing the test." "True." "Look, Homer, just take the test and you'll do fine." "False."
Season 4 / Episode 19
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
No tariffs on Russia. Huh?
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I don't know how to explain this but every time I spend like $30 I some how have $100 less dollars.
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 01/04/2025
A message to our followers.
A white text on black background image, making an April Fool's Day joke about the game industry.

Text:

It is with heavy hearts that we announce the cancellation of the joke. 

Our hope was to give our followers the highest quality joke possible, but unfortunately this is no longer aligned with our strategic priorities.

This was a tough decision, but we remain focused on delivering high-quality jokes to our followers as we bring our account back to profitability and growth. We believe that streamlining our posts will allow us to drive creativity and create new opportunities for jokes in the future.

To all of our followers who have supported the joke through development, thank you for your trust and passion. We’re sorry to have let you down.

Followers who preordered the joke will be refunded.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Sen. Booker’s speech was a substantive and moral account of this moment. He did not read the phone book. He did not babble. For 24 hours @booker.senate.gov laid out a detailed, damning, and critical narrative of truth, history, politics, morality, humanity. What will you do?
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David Giltinan 👾🗣️🎙️ @davidsaysthat.com · 01/04/2025
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles exclaim “Hey, it’s Mr. T!” then ask “Who’s the chick, Mr. T?” With April O’Neil next to him, Mr. T responds “It’s April, fools!” 

All who read this then proceed to laugh (or suffer the consequences of becoming an April fool).
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Deb @dclnsfrd.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Breakup lines: ❌ it’s not you, it’s me ❌ it would be best for us to pursue life separately ✅ aurevoir forever *rhyming*
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
New Rubio order (leaked to me) directs the State Department to spy on student visa holders and applicants social media for "a hostile attitude toward U.S. citizens or U.S. culture (including government, institutions, or founding principles).” www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
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Exclusive: Trump Admin Spies on Social Media of Foreign Students
Ideological purge of foreign students revealed in new leaked directive
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Secret Panel HERE 😌 tapas.io/episode/3483461
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
If you’re in the audience for Colbert tonight you should 1000% boo Chuck Schumer
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Deb @dclnsfrd.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
The final (unsatisfying) page will be in the comments as I’m still working on this in life, and Blue Sky only allows 4 images at a time
Image is a multi-panel comic. The scene is Mr Burns at a doctor’s office. Each image has text. The text is sometimes doubled because low contrast problems were spotted too late into the process. The doctor says, “I know screenshots are used for jokes, but I want to talk about writing.” Mr Burns is labeled “y’all.” He looks at his watch and says, “looks like it's time for a weird, quote unquote, meme." The doctor says, “The world is big and confusing. so kids hold on to whatever skils are easiest. When youre in a family of 5 Chatty Cathys, it raises odds that you'll get interested in communication.” End of image description. Image is a multi-panel comic. The scene is Mr Burns at a doctor’s office. Each image has text. The text is sometimes doubled because low contrast problems were spotted too late into the process. The doctor says, “So you start experimenting. You combine situations and phrases. Notice delight or disapproval. Cause and effect.” The doctor and Mr Burns go to a desk. The doctor continues to talk while he stands a small door vertically on the desk. The doctor says, “And you learn that you have a skill that not everyone has. You learn that you can snatch words from the air and construct moments and interactions. These moments and interactions become stories you have a lot of fun creating. You start to wonder if writing is part of your job.” (Note that the final sentence is incomplete and finishes on the next image.) End image description. Image is a multi-panel comic. The scene is Mr Burns at a doctor’s office. Each image has text. The doctor continues his sentence from the previous image. The doctor says, “You start to wonder if writing is part of your job. If writing is one of your tools to pitch in with. Some people have speaking, some people have physical creativity, and you have writing. So you wonder if you should include ideas that are important to you.” The image shows that the doctor how has a small pile of tiny toys on his desk. End of image description.Image is a multi-panel comic. The scene is Mr Burns at a doctor’s office. Each image has text. The doctor is pointing to a small pile of multiple tiny toys. The doctor says, “Ideas like found family, trust and risks and rewards in vulnerability.” The doctor picks up a blue toy and smiles affectionately. The doctor says, “And who could forget our lil buddy, Processing Trauma?” He shows the little buddy to Mr Burns and Mr Smithers who are stand-ins for the reader. The image returns to focusing on the doctor. The doctor continues talking while looking down. “And someone could read my story and know they’re not alone. And we’re overdue for trans-dimensional lesbians that—“ The doctor looks up. The doctor says, “I got distracted. Let’s move on.” End of image description.
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Deb @dclnsfrd.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Making some I made some dragon book earrings and pendants. The last one I got a little bit in my edgelord era when I saw an old post of mine wondering if my future self wishes they could encourage me. The ADHD is baked in.
Image is of a pair of dangling earrings. The earrings are displayed on a small black display. The earrings are a closed, brown book with a yellow dragon on the front. The earrings have a silver butterfly bead at the end. Image is of three polymer clay books of two different sizes. The large one will become a necklace pendant. The two small clay books will become earrings. All three books are dark blue with gray accents. The two smaller books each have a gray dragon on the front. The image is of a polymer clay book. The book is laying closed on a wood table. There are silver accents on the book’s spine. On the front is an attempted clay picture. The picture is of a gray dragon with yellow and red eyes. The dragon is in flight and is breathing yellow and red fire. Sadly, the image is not nearly as impressive as the description. This image is mostly the same as the previous one. The image is of a polymer clay book. The book is laying closed on a wood table. There are silver accents on the book’s spine. On the front is an attempted clay picture. The picture is of a gray dragon with yellow and red eyes. The dragon is in flight and is breathing yellow and red fire. Above the book is the text, “it gets worse, but it also gets better. It gets a lot of things.” At the lower portion of the dragon, two leg emojis have been added to the image. This creates the visual of a grey dragon that walks on two human legs. Text underneath it reads, “(Idk! 😂 It made sense that its legs weren't visible when I made it, but now? Eh)”
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 08/03/2025
In case you're wondering where "it's not fair for trans women to be in sports" leads, I have been told multiple times (mostly by cis men, ironically) that me practicing law is unfair to "real women". It's not about sports and never has been.
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Deb @dclnsfrd.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Image is a screenshot from The Simpsons, Season 6 episode 17. Image is Bat Simpson looking like an anthropomorphic rat. Rat Bart is chewing on the doorway. The caption says, “And who could forget dear Rat Boy?” END DESCRIPTION.
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David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 07/03/2025
If you love bad archaeology, if you love Indiana Jones, if you hate Nazis, this is the candle for you ;)
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Kit Cameo @kitcameo.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Sitting at my desk reading an online essay, and I come across this word: "stomachache" Me: "Sto mah chah chay?? The fuck is that?" I need sleep.
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heresvix @heresvix.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Wdym i need to eat and drink and rest EVERY DAY??
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
If Donald Trump can override our elected officials’ control of the purse strings, we are effectively entering a period of taxation without representation.
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Woke Futurama @futuramamemes.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Transphobes need to get o er transgender people's genitals.
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Deb @dclnsfrd.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
(Right: Tyler Joseph)
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a dog wearing sunglasses is sitting in front of a drum with the word ini on it
ALT: a dog wearing sunglasses is sitting in front of a drum with the word ini on it
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Woke Futurama @futuramamemes.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Evangelicals' spiritual gymnastics:
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Deb @dclnsfrd.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I’ve decided to have a separate account for my jewelry and art 😁
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Senator Mark Warner spills the beans about "the real story" of how the TikTok ban went down. Turns out, its passage had more to do with the Gaza war than China. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/tiktok-ban...
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TikTok Ban Fueled by Israel, Not China
Congressional insiders spill the beans on how the law was passed
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
With the White House restricting media access to those that align with its narrative, it’s likely that this is why these protests are being ignored.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Secret Panel HERE 🫠 tapas.io/episode/3444270
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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Multiple doc friends are saying: influenza A cases are both higher than usual and they're seeing worse cases than usual. Wear a mask in public! If you haven't been for awhile, it's time.
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Deb @dclnsfrd.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
(2/2) Reminding myself I had a day off didn’t work. Reminding myself of things that could make me feel better didn’t work. Thinking “okay. I’ll do JUST one or two of my chores, and I’ll relax the rest of the day”? It’s like my legs finally woke and my body stood up. Weird.
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Deb @dclnsfrd.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
For the first time in decades, I had a hard time moving when I woke up. Now that I’m learning to listen to my body instead of trying to mentally mistreat myself into compliance, I tried to think what could be blocking me from getting up like normal. (1/2)
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Deb @dclnsfrd.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Some rainbow rose pendants I made. (Those rectangle things are supposed to be baskets. They’re suspended from those skewer things because I rolled a heart texture mat on the back, and I didn’t want the gravity, pressing down to make the little hearts less defined.)
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 07/02/2025
🕳️ #VanishingCulture ➡️ blog.archive.org/2025/02/05/vanishi…
“This is, after all, the ephemeral truth of the Internet: if you don’t save it, even if it seems like it’s everywhere momentarily, it will just as quickly disappear.”
JD Shadel
Writer & Editorial director
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
“Haha it must be easier to write jokes now” bitch we living in a 2009 Onion article this shit is beyond parody, help
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Claire Jackson @claire.northsky.social · 04/02/2025
I just took the best picture of my life
picture of a TV with the scene in Star Trek the next generation where Worf is uncomfortably holding Spot and Data is saying "Tell him he is a pretty cat" and peaking up in the foreground of the picture is three quarters of a black and white cat's face
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Woke Futurama @futuramamemes.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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Sammy @autistichalsin.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
If you ever want an impossible challenge, go to the conservatives who make nonstop "woodchipper for pedos" post and get them to say it should apply to 30 year old Christian men who impregnate 12 year olds from their congregation and then marry her so she won't be "impure" anymore.
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