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Zahveed

@dbanwell.bsky.social
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Husband, father, sign shop director, and hobbyist in writing, music production, and other artsy disciplines in which I'm not too disciplined.

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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now our cereal aisles can be filled with foods made with super ingredients and super colors.
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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Liquid Death has an energy drink. It's Murder Mystery. It goes on to say "flavored with other natural flavors". What did you kill for the first flavor, LD?
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
From: Polygon (1977), dir. Anatoly Petrov, Soyuzmultfilm
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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If I ever decide to post videos to my YouTube channel, I vow to never (or exclusively) use the "stankface" reaction for the thumbnail.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 15/09/2026
If you put a toaster in a freezer, which wins? Watch the latest What If? video in collaboration with @minuteearth.bsky.social! www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VG0...
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If you put a toaster in a freezer, which wins?
YouTube video by xkcd's What If?
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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So excited for this youtube.com/watch?v=XxHO...
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Make Some Noise Season 5 Trailer [Dropout Exclusive Series]
YouTube video by Dropout
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Disney renaissance movies used to look different. They were planned to be printed on 35 mm film -- that's how they were first released. Modern editions skip that last step in the process. It was a highly developed, overlooked craft, as we explore: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/disneys-fi...
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Ryan Rds. @rdstonowhere.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A PSA…it WILL affect you, dont ignore!!
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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fascinating look at a relatively short but crucial era in film history. The comparison stills are incredible. animationobsessive.substack.com/p/disneys-fi...
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Disney’s Films Used to Look Different
Plus: news.
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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mugsy: "Ya' gonna eat your salad?" substack.com/@jasonpargin...
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Jason Pargin (@jasonpargin)
Why don't prohibition-era gangster movies ever have the courage to accurately portray the characters ordering the Candle Salad
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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Look, nothing against Tom, but you can't match the gravitas of Peter Cullen amping up a hamster. youtube.com/shorts/2J5xG...
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Rest in Peace, Peter Cullen. Hearing Optimus Prime hype up these anime made Toonami special!
YouTube video by Anime News Network - Official
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Suffering does not necessarily make your art better, but as long as you're suffering, you may as well get some art out of it.
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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'll self-publish a run of this book out of pocket but in exchange I want 10,000 free followers on Patreon. 🤝 www.patreon.com/c/swordscomic (Quest 85% complete)
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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Singing along in the car to practice different vocal styles and this round I decided to sing through one of my old faves, Stabbing Westward. Christopher Hall has an underrated dynamic quality that I'm surprised was overlooked as an influence during the later generations of emotive singers.
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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/trump-mark...
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Trump Marks 25 Years of Lying about 9/11
He’s not alone
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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's hard to tell what's illusion and what's delusion these days.
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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One universal truth remains throughout this life: computers have a Freeza level concept of time
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'd be OK fighting a holy war on behalf of the libraries.
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Scott Wills paints a background for the first run of Samurai Jack (2001–2004), created by Genndy Tartakovsky, Cartoon Network Studios
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Why do people get angry when you tell them to torrent things? 98% of ALL media that has EVER been produced isn't going to be on some streaming service. Do you guys not want things bad enough? I get the same reaction when I say "Go to the Library". I think people are just lazy.
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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
animationobsessive.substack.com/p/a-renaissa...
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A Renaissance Happening Right in Front of Us
Plus: Nina Shorina, newsbits.
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Jhonen V @jhnenvee.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Good luck.
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Kelseypaintz @kelseypaintz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Nah, I'm not gonna stop painting Beeker.
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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Read a comment on one of the tracks off the new Modest Mouse album, from what I assume is an old indiehead, calling them "terrible pop rock". MF, if MM is PR then AR needs to get its shit together.
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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
*sigh* How's everyone doing out there?
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Why is this only happening now? It should have been done decades ago. They won't pass it, they'll never give up the money they make while in office.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
it is extremely easy to create a podcast about bad people and not plagiarize me. literally just call it anything you want. the premise itself is almost impossible to plagiarize. and yet somehow AI found a way
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Have to agree with Costco here
“STOP SMOKING AIDS”
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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I'm in the beginning stages of a project, but I require the answer to one question: who is generally considered to be the musician or band to make the #worstmusic? #Help #Please #Thankyou
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Minnesota's top investigative agency says federal government has formally refused to hand over evidence and information in the killing of Alex Pretti www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
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FBI formally refuses to share evidence in Alex Pretti killing, Minnesota investigators say
Minnesota's top investigative agency said Monday the federal government has formally refused to hand over evidence and information in the killing of Alex Pretti.
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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
We're exhausting our year-long firework and noisemaker options when we get to Valentine's Day Confetti Poppers
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 05/02/2026
Jeff Bezos’s wealth has increased an average of $70 million every day of 2026, meaning that he could have offset The Post’s losses with what he’s made since Monday.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
i don't particularly disagree with a lot of the critiques of anarchist activism by liberals but I bristle when they act as if their best practices are any wiser. we're here because none of us figured out how to avoid being here. everyone should have some goddamn humility.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/01/2026
“What they don’t want you to know is that George Soros and his far-left billionaire friends hired Alex Pretti to act as a dependable, beloved pillar of his community for decades,” said President Donald Trump
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Trump Alleges That Democrats Secretly Paid Alex Pretti To Be Model Citizen
WASHINGTON—Claiming that no one would realistically devote their life to serving others without being funded by nefarious actors, President Donald Trump alleged Monday that Democrats had secretly paid...
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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I keep a list of my favorite albums every year. Here's my Top 50 for 2025. Does anyone have any suggestions?
Zahveed's Top 50 Albums of 2025
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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
youtube.com/shorts/DO3v2...
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Trump admin redacted his name in this section of the Epstein files
YouTube video by Dave Jorgenson
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Once you realize Tolkien wants every heroic person or place name to be cretic (long-short-long syllable), you start seeing Tolkien names everywhere. Labrador. Pinkypie. Scoobydoo. Macklemore.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
wow who was he up against
5 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A man hosting an award ceremony announces that the winner of the FIFA peace prize is Donald Trump

Panel 2: Donald Trump looking disgustingly excited

Panels 3 to 5: The other nominees for the award looking suitably disappointed. They are: Mustard gas, The Devil, and a cardboard cut out of Adolf Hitler
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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Everybody STOP!!! Is Captain Planet a Na'vi? Is that the fifth Avatar movie?
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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
This season of #TheSimpsons has been *really* solid this year. Really digging it.
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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Spread the word. Get informed.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
son it is time for cruelty (rerun)
homer simpson stands in the living room of the simpsons house, t-posing, his eyes vacant and unfocused, bart stands opposite him. homer says to bart, "son it is time. for cruelty. I will use my hands."
Bart replies "don't. cow man."

Homer looks stunned in a close up.

Back to the wide, Homer's head is now on the body of a cow. Homer says "if violence is man's nature, then to reject violence, does one stop being a human?
If it is, then truly man is a lowly beast.
Either way, I am free."
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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
#FedEx needs to get it together
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
a cheese grater that, if viewed from the correct angle, appears to have a friendly, stupid face, an example of Pareidolia
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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
youtube.com/shorts/Jl0DZ... How low can you go?
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The bar was low this week
YouTube video by Dave Jorgenson
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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
#moviepitch - Make A Mark Mark Wahlberg is abducted and used to test a nefarious cloning device that goes out of control and creates too many Marks, malfunctioning and resulting in the production of Mark Wahlberg variants of other famous Marks.
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Scott Snyder @ssnyder1835.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Missed out on ABSOLUTE BATMAN #12? Then pick up this brand-new printing at your local comic shop today! @nickdragotta.bsky.social and Frank Martin are firing on all cylinders in this pulse-pounding chapter in our Abomination arc. Don't miss it!
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Ryan Pequin @ryanpequin.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
in a way, if you think about it, Frankenstein's monster is the real monster. because it's made of a bunch of dead bodies and stuff which is different from how people generally are
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Zahveed @dbanwell.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Sometimes having a flashlight is creepier than walking through the dark... Like, what the fuck was that?
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