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David L Updike

@davidupdike.bsky.social
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Writer, editor, art publisher. My strange little stories have appeared in Cleaver Magazine, Philadelphia Stories, Hobart, Daily Science Fiction, 365 Tomorrows, and other places.

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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Hey, here’s a brief Q&A with yours truly in the current issue of Sequestrum Magazine, which includes my dystopian story “Blood Locusts”! If anything, seems more plausible now than it did a few years ago when I wrote it. sequestrum.org/contributor-...
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Contributor Spotlight: David Updike - Sequestrum
“Blood Locusts” by  David L. Updike appeared in Issue 45 and can be found here. We’d love to hear more about this story. Our culture is steeped in conspiracy theories—black helicopters, FEMA camps, mi...
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Waiting for the big outlets to put two and two together and realize that police whose identities are secret and facilities are secret are secret police.
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Mars is as dead as Elon Musk’s soul.
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Not the main point here, but the fact that someone who goes by the name “Retard Finder” can’t spell big words is a major self-own.
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Holy fuck
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Trump has this uncanny valley thing going on with his head lately and I'm a bit fixated on it. I mean, look at this. This is like a sweet potato in your cabinet went bad, got moldy, and suddenly announced it had a trade policy.
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Ready to rally in Philly
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Bravo
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/03/2025
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
It’s here! My story “Council Rock” is out in Chicago Quarterly Review, vol. 41, available now from booksellers. Big thanks to editor Elizabeth McKenzie and the other good folks at ChicagoQuarterlyReview.com. I'm truly honored to be in such great company!
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Very pleased to announce that my story “Council Rock” is out in the latest issue of Chicago Quarterly Review! Three teens, some weed, and an abandoned quarry. What could go wrong? www.chicagoquarterlyreview.com/2025/03/11/a...
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Announcing the Spring 2025 issue of the CQR!
Featuring work by: Genevieve Abravanel * Alison Braid-Fernandez * Christine Byrne * Roger Camp * William Virgil Davis * Sarah Dunphy-Lelii * Dawn Dupler * Brian Ellis * Julie Esther Fisher * Patty …
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Just called Fetterman’s Philadelphia office, 215-241-1090
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
The algorithm “does its own research”
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
if you want a vision of the future, imagine a cartoonist pounding his head against the desk, forever
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 28/02/2025
when you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on
marco rubio slumped in his chair while trump and vance makes fools of themselves
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Can someone who speaks QAnon please tell me what this Fort Knox thing is about?
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
There is literally nothing worse than the cowards who know they shouldn’t have voted to confirm but did so bc of their own ambition but want you to know they regret the devastation underway.
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Unless maybe your plan was to deforest all the national parks
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Bethanne Patrick @thebookmaven.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
From today's @theguardian.com (h/t @lorraineberry.bsky.social):
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Well, at least there’s this
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Xanthe Pajarillo @xanthepajarillo.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
To my trans, non-binary and gender non-conforming friends and family, I am thinking of you and grateful you’re here today. You are seen, cherished and loved in the deepest way. I’m so sorry this week has been dreadful. You belong. You’re not alone, no matter how much this country has failed you 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈
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Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Everything is dumb and terrible, and it's gonna be dumb and terrible for a while. It’s important to do what you can to make it less dumb and terrible, and it's important to find a way make some contentment for yourself in spite of everything being dumb and terrible.
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
A colleague reached for her box of Detox Tea as I was leaving her office. Should I take this personally?
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
No kidding. I avoid stores where I have to flag someone down just to buy deodorant or laundry soap.
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
God embraces plagiarism
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 20/20 #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
So apparently next year’s agenda includes annexing Greenland, the Panama Canal, and all of Canada? We are living in an insane timeline and I want off.
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Julie K. Brown @jkbjournalist.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
A front page for the ages.
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 19/20 #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 18/20 #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
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NearlyKnowledgeable @g0blinegg.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
📢NEW EPISODE📢 Our latest episode is a festive special! Explore the folklore of the season, from Christmas carols to the piety of cows, we take a deep dive into all things Christmas 🎄 media.rss.com/the-shropshi... #Folklore #Shropshire #Christmas #Folktales #Christmastraditions
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 17/20 #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 16/20 #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 15/20 #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 14/20 #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 13/20 #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Always a good day when a new issue of Cleaver Magazine is released! www.cleavermagazine.com
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Cleaver Magazine • Home
Cleaver, Philadelphia’s international quarterly literary magazine, is currently celebrating ten years of publishing.
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 12/20 #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 11/20 #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Among the many scary what-ifs I’m entertaining at the moment: What if the Biden administration’s parting gift to Trump is laser drones that will end up being deployed against migrants and domestic protesters?
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 10/20 #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 9/20 #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 8/20 #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
*RFK Jr. on the side of the road, eating a dead raccoon and washing it down with a hot glass of mercury from an old thermometer* *wipes mouth and yells at passing car* VACCINES ARE UNHEALTHY *brainworm squirms from the corner of his eye and shrieks* THE WORM SAYS I NEED TO DECAPITATE AN ELK NOW
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 7/20 #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 5/20 #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
The fight against creeping fascism is falling to teachers and librarians.
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David L Updike @davidupdike.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 5/20 #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
NJ passes a law preventing cranky fucknuts from going apeshit on school libraries and librarians. www.nj.com/politics/202...
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N.J. just struck a blow against banning books
It's called the "Freedom to Read Act."
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