David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 19hSeven properties and no solar panels. And his idea of exciting investment is snow-making machinery. 8959
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 22hSTUFF wishes to reassure readers that a car that was STUFFED with explosives was not in any way related to its operation. You are not at risk of being blown up by clicking a link to STUFF. STUFF has a strict no-bombing policy and reading about bombs should not make you nervous about STUFF. 150
Reposted by David SlackDaily Indignation @dailyindignation.bsky.social · 22hA stolen car was found in Ellerslie, and towed to a facility in Mt Eden, which happens to be near a new train station. So perhaps dial down your hard-on for dramatics, Stuff, and change your headline so it's clear someone was not trying to bomb the train station. 2244
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Cheers bro, not kidding when I say I always get a lift from vicariously travelling to your canal 020
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Rocked by a nightmare poll, National takes massive pivot and announces 100 new roads of national significance 2121434
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Contains a fresh election quiz www.davidslack.net/untruth-tell...davidslack.netUntruth-tellingIt wasn’t a lie, all that stuff they taught us in school about democracy. It wasn’t a lie, all that stuff they taught us in school by holding pretend elections where we earnestly set out our case in ... 23016
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Please let me scare you with stories about things Chloe isn't I want to stop you thinking about everything I am 2363
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Saturday Mornings with Kerri Woodham, and we’re bringing back Leighton Smith to give The Panel a bit more edge 8526
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026it does however go very well with an asshole cold that's now into its second week without at all letting go 120
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If we're talking about the spring forward events of 2026, 2025 and 2024 you might call them "daylight savings" But if you just mean today, sorry to shout but IT'S JUST FRICKEN DAYLIGHT SAVING 2224
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Plenty of both of those plus paracetamol:) Cheers Sara x 020
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Cheers Robin! The old something-I-prepared-earlier to the rescue :) 020
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Brutal is the right word for it, completely poleaxed. Cheers man, appreciate it 130
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026been more or less immobilised all week by a cold and I fucking hate it. big apologies if you're a subscriber, hoping I'll be back on deck soon 5340
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 20/09/202696% of NZ First policy is sustained by Vitamin Seethe 24511
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I become a deer culler -- Flynn becomes a pig-dog -- That healthy outdoor life -- Some good keen men -- I meet Harry -- Trouser trouble -- I hunt the cocky's pigs with Jim -- I meet legs -- In for my chop -- Harry again -- A good keen dog -- Two prize heads -- Wilmer 152
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The difference between Christopher “cry me a river” Luxon and Marie “let them eat cake” Antoinette is that she was misquoted 1024369
Reposted by David SlackPatrick Morgan @patrickmorgan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Meet Olivia. She's hosting Cycle Forward, a fundraising event on Te Ara Tupua next weekend. @cyclewgtn.bsky.social #cyclingwitholivia 22112
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 12/09/2026A bunch of quizzes www.davidslack.net/election-2026/davidslack.netElection 2026Test your knowledge 041
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Back in 1936 Luxon's own party Nationalised the Tories 1105
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You smooth talking charmer, you. Could write for TV I reckon 😎 140
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 05/09/2026www.davidslack.net/borrow-story/davidslack.netTrainwreck debt quizChristopher Luxon is forever talking about the colossal economic train wreck the last government left and this gets repeated as certain fact. But what are the actual numbers? 053
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Can’t tell if this is a news story or the cover of an Airport novel 7739
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026How's your recall? www.davidslack.net/pm-fibs/ Which of these did Nats actually deliver? A. Funding 13 new cancer treatments in its first Budget B. 500 extra police officers within two years C. Banning cellphones in schools D. $250 a fortnight in tax relief for the average household 83717
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026www.davidslack.net/pm-fibs/davidslack.netFibs my PM told meOut on the campaign trail last election the National Party talked a big game. How much was actual pony and how much has turned out to be just horseshit? 1218
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026How fast would you run screaming from the hospital if these two told you: "We're here to do your brain surgery"? Would you even be confident they could hang out your washing without fucking it up? 4412
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Newspaper founded to argue the side of the colonisers' Waikato Invasion remains simpering handmaiden to vested interests with dismal agenda 0215
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Thinking about mythical figures The Duke of Wellington, who fought the Battle of Waterloo singlehanded Eisenhower, who fought his way up multiple Normandy beaches entirely on his own And Chris Penk, who was the only one who thought Luxon was too woefully dismal to go on being our Prime Minister 3476
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 30/08/2026National Party: "Just re-elect us you fricken dimwitted ingrates, here's a Moro bar to make it worth your while." 0333
Reposted by David SlackBSanya @msfitnz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The most incredible poem of 2026, surely newsroom.co.nz/2026/08/30/t...newsroom.co.nzThe most incredible poem of 2026, surelyAn epic memoir told in four-line stanzas. 042
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Free to share www.davidslack.net/borrow-story/davidslack.netTrainwreck debt quizChristopher Luxon is forever talking about the colossal economic train wreck the last government left and this gets repeated as certain fact. But what are the actual numbers? 53733
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Christopher Luxon is forever talking about the colossal economic train wreck the last government left and this gets repeated as certain fact. But what are the actual numbers? www.davidslack.net/borrow-story/davidslack.netTrainwreck debt quizChristopher Luxon is forever talking about the colossal economic train wreck the last government left and this gets repeated as certain fact. But what are the actual numbers? 119446
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 24/08/2026When the aliens arrived and started eating our brains, I didn't stand by and do nothing. I took to them with fly spray, more and more fly spray, as much as I could find, and saying loudly to everyone: “We simply cannot accept the harm being done to a generation of New Zealand children.” 1150
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Well there’s a coincidence. I’d hate to see our parliament become a dumping ground for crap CEOs 915737
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Time for the Chris Penk community to step up and take responsibility 071
Reposted by David SlackKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 17/08/202614 hours later and my mentions are still full of angry treatises about badly behaved cyclists. Bike lanes are not a reward for good cyclist behavior! They are infrastructure proven to make cities safer for ALL ROAD USERS. Whatever way cyclists have wronged you is irrelevant to the discussion! 302109231845
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026On the MMP Luxon was blurting about www.davidslack.net/just-let-me-...davidslack.netJust Let Me Get On With ItThe world is full of impatient people, drumming their fingers in irritation tap tap tap on table, tap tap tap on their steering wheel tap sighing loudly at the inconvenience of all the stupid people h... 0151
Reposted by David SlackCEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This country spent seven years carefully establishing a water regulatory framework and setting up large nationalised water organisations to give effective scale, and then three years cancelling that and bodging together 40 really expensive water companies to make anti-Māori racists feel better. 27927
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Also the only reason the meeting took three hours is because as usual the pm had to repeat and explain each thing he said enough times for it to make sense 2160
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 13/08/2026We can't bring you footage of the court proceedings, but here are two warthogs fighting over a naked mole rat 0120
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Just like McDonalds employee of the month, yesterday's caucus vote was a demonstration of how you can be both a winner and a loser at the same time 3180
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 13/08/2026only accepting rebuttals delivered at the speed of light 260
