David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Reminder that last time he negotiated a coalition agreement there was almost nothing Christopher "I won't do a deal with TOP" Luxon wasn't ready to do 65210
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Johnny had four bed legs but he has lost three of them. How many does he have left? And is it safe now to go into a room with him? 88312
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Please let me scare you with stories about things Chloe isn't I want to stop you thinking about everything I am 2363
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Back in 1936 Luxon's own party Nationalised the Tories 1105
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Can’t tell if this is a news story or the cover of an Airport novel 7739
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026How's your recall? www.davidslack.net/pm-fibs/ Which of these did Nats actually deliver? A. Funding 13 new cancer treatments in its first Budget B. 500 extra police officers within two years C. Banning cellphones in schools D. $250 a fortnight in tax relief for the average household 83817
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026How fast would you run screaming from the hospital if these two told you: "We're here to do your brain surgery"? Would you even be confident they could hang out your washing without fucking it up? 4412
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Well there’s a coincidence. I’d hate to see our parliament become a dumping ground for crap CEOs 915737
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If you mean you're sorry for the gouging and please come back from Wise, go and get stuffed, you had your chance 1140
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 12/08/2026It's going to be proper Red Wedding if it's Winston who comes out 2496
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Mark Mitchell might ask "what would Grandad have done?" 050
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Man brings sledgehammer down on his foot, rejects suggestions he is not good with sledgehammers Man brings sledgehammer down on his foot again, rebuffs questions about his hammer skills Man brings sledgehammer down on his foot once more, says defiantly to everyone going WTF, "WHAT??" 95914
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Coming up next in Cartoon Government: Mr Weasel replaces Mr Wile E Luxon who lies imobilised beneath 15 ACME anvils 5275
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Air Force puts on cheer-up plane ride for entirety of NZers who still think Luxon is any good 4536
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Prime Minister orders own plane, tells NZers to stop being numpties, suggests they start showing a world class CEO a bit of bloody respect 3498
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026In point of fact it would finally give us a reason to say those words to you 3599
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Know where to find the longest suspension bridge in the country? www.davidslack.net/daily-quiz 210
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I'm in the fucken money now don't you worry about Daggy Boy 1160
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Quiz winner for the week is Phew. Play the week's quizzes here to see if you could beat Phew's 44/50. www.davidslack.net/quiz-archive/ 000
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Score to beat today is 7/10 www.davidslack.net/daily-quiz/ 482
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Mr Henry said he knew nothing about computers and anyway I was nowhere near their server 230
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 19/07/2026We’ve got incredible solar and wind potential and Winston wants to drill for fucking oil. Swear to god if he had a chainsaw he’d be trying to saw the tree down without starting the engine. www.davidslack.net/glossary-ent... 1010823
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Today's quiz, top score so far is 5/10 www.davidslack.net/daily-quiz/ 961
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Some questions are easy, some are not. Leaderboard could be yours. www.davidslack.net/daily-quiz/ 020
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 14/07/2026What do you know, what do you say? www.davidslack.net/daily-quiz 0163
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Today's quiz is live and the leaderboard is open www.davidslack.net/daily-quiz/ 362
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 06/07/2026LOL what are you trying to write here, NYT? If you ask me he wasn't even eligible for the stupid fucken peace prize 4241
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I really want to vote National this election but they just don't have the Energy 5240
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 08/05/2026As an interesting experiment, scroll this 'personally autographed' fan photo up so you can no longer see the eyes, just the teeth. Try to find the smile or the humanity, that is one cold fish, brother. 3120
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 04/05/2026At some point I expect my eyeballs to sustain lasting harm from the rolling 78113
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Digital work 2026 in black blue and red "Most Dire And Comically Woeful PM In More Than A Hundred Years" 3263
David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Big win, boss! Big win! We think you should lead with it in the election: "Hi New Zealand, I'm the leader who managed to survive a vote of confidence the other day" 8588
